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“I’m sorry, sir, but you’re going to have to leave Mr. Darby’s establishment. You had your chance to work with us. You have been marked as Unsuckable and will never have your dick sucked again. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go serve Mr.
“Okay, little brother. I’ll show you my ‘big boobies’ as you put it. But only if you let me give you a blowjob. I don’t care that I’ll be your first. You’re 18 now and need to have your cock sucked. No more excuse
Poetry with Legs Welcome to the latest edition of Erotic Storybook Saturday! Pardon the brief introduction this week. If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to wrap myself up in a long, sleek and sexy two-part play.
asklickylick: I’m sick today so I barfed on UG and now Licky’s dragging me away and I’m don’t know where she’s taking me. I don’t you ever do that again..thanks Licky for getting her out of here, now..if you’ll excuse me I need to take
offscreenmag: If you are a fan of the combination of wood, leather and technology, it’s very likely that you’ll instantly fall in love with the UBIQUITOUS office. Now excuse me, I’m off to find whisky and a cigar…
rainboompony: cheeseyburgerbar: Oh god this wonderful piece was just given to me by Lovely Page’s Mod and although she is ashamed of it I just love it too much to hide it below a read more. So thank you so much Lovely! Now if you’ll excuse me,
lollermaz: I am not very pleased by the outcome of this, but I was a bit tired and I want to get some requests done. Now if you’d excuse me, I’ll go fap to something on e621. Click the image for 1080p.
vhanstiel: girlatsunrise: doppelrahmstufe: (via via bg4Po.jpg 496×672 pixels) WE FOUND IT. WE FOUND BETELGEUSE FIVE. Remember when we read about touchscreen and ebook before those things exist? Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to find myself a
foxytail11: mrpaws: Happy Ferret Tongues. This is the first thing i saw on foxy’s home page feed and i squealed like a little child. Now if you’ll excuse me, i need to do 100 pushups and wrestle a pack of wolves to get my masculinity back.
halis-berrycakes: HOLY SHIT!!!! They actually answered my questions!!!! And Flug said my name!!! If you’ll excuse me I’ll scream into the oblivion now. AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
I lost a bet and lost my clothes for a good week.Being naked and laughed at by the guards is minimal, it’s the cold that’s biting into me, now if you’ll excuse me…I need to continue my work
mashamorevna: “Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I’m going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to join me is more than welcome.” - The Life Aquatic with
“I’ll give you three packs if you suck my dick,” the guy said.“Excuse me?” Kate asked and stared daggers at the man.“You heard me,” the man said. He looked down at Kate’s bulging chest and then back up into her eyes. “You look like a
mrpaws: Happy Ferret Tongues. This is the first thing i saw on foxy’s home page feed and i squealed like a little child. Now if you’ll excuse me, i need to do 100 pushups and wrestle a pack of wolves to get my masculinity back.
deviantdesires: If you are not short of breath and soaking wet after reading this I will question your sanity. If you’ll excuse me, I need a moment to collect myself G
gingerhaze: For Hobbit Day! Which is today apparently! Not that I need an excuse to draw Hipster Hobbits. (Someone made this joke on the last post, but I don’t remember who it was! If it was you, message me and I’ll credit you!)
fox-in-a-teacup, kiyoshiro-ritsu, decitasany & vyrine - thanks for the nice comments. *w* You’re all very precious. ♥*grabs a paper towel* Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll just go and be a nosebleeding mess of a human being in that corner over
skottfrii: Wow. Now, if you’ll excuse me…I’ve got nutt to wipe off my stomach and greasy hands.
arisonas: facebook??? sorry thats for LOSER idiot extroverts unlike me, who is a COOL smart introvert. now if you’ll excuse me i have a book to read and a tumblr post to ‘feels’ *hits tardis bookshelf with pathetically scrawny elbow, tons of books
pearl-likes-pi: kyuubicore: I’m learning how to animate :UShe’s so cute I love her @pearl-likes-pi Here it is ^^ I hope you like it. Now if you’ll excuse me Imma go and let anxiety eat me up until you see this OH MY GOD HOW IS IT SO CUTEEEEE
jaclcfrost: what if you woke up christmas morning and your favorite character or celebrity was just casually sitting by the christmas tree with a bow on their head and was just like “oh good you’re finally awake”
bellechere: “Me? I’m Black Cat, and I just crossed your path. Now if you’ll excuse me…” Black Cat made and modeled by me, BelleChere Inspired by Terry Dodson’s art. Material is 4-way stretch PVC. This was my first outdoor photoshoot,
eriboook: planetmilkthings: celestialqueenlucy: Now watch as the fandom starts sweating and panicking. Now if you excuse me I’ll be in that poorly lighted corner. Owh, Trollshima, I can smell you Why. ..I feel….weird now?…..
gothiccharmschool: Dear misanthropicrats and spookybat: You asked what this book was and who it was by. These images are from The Gashlycrumb Tinies by Edward Gorey. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go have a little lie-down, because the notion
lightsharpnesssong: Knitting Inspiration - Diving face-first into the rain and chill and cozy nesting season. I find gray really comforting, and those little pops of color help to keep it from being overwhelming, Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off
cat-cosplay: timeywimeyjedi: Cosmo’s 2015 Halloween costume “Now, if you’ll excuse me, I, Mojo Jojo, have a town to take over. I have a world to conquer. I have to seize control of an area and force its inhabitants to follow my way of thinking.”
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peepslikestentacles: some of the “most rewarding” pictures from HuniePop.Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go to bed and…sleep. Yeah. Keep reading
gowel: brownedallover: I’m getting ready to go outside naked and take in some vitamin D, so if you’ll excuse me…or you can join me? Mmm so fucking delicious
kyuubicore: I’m learning how to animate :UShe’s so cute I love her @pearl-likes-pi Here it is ^^ I hope you like it. Now if you’ll excuse me Imma go and let anxiety eat me up until you see this
hirxeth: “Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go home and have a heart attack.”Pulp Fiction (1994) dir. Quentin Tarantino
mashamorevna: “Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I’m going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to join me is more than welcome.” - The Life Aquatic
afrikangyal: onlyblackgirl: phoenixxx1225: sephezade: I read the caption, and if you’ll excuse me I’m gonna roll on the floor like Patti LaBelle at Welcome America ‘96. Ya’ll better do that! Mood sensational
Now, if you’ll please excuse me, I’m going to try drawing something incredibly beautiful and then fail, deeply scarring me for at least a few hours. See you when I’m done crying over it.
SO skin cancer runs in my family and I just found a really really concerning mole that’s gotten swollen and less densely colored so need less to say I’m scared as fuck, especially since it’s on my neck. So, if you’ll excuse me,
mrgolightly: Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go home and have a heart attack.
sharemygrief: simown: bewitchedbotheredandbewildered: Now if you’ll excuse me I gotta go home and put some water in Buck Nasty’s mama’s dish. throwherinthewater: wingedthings:alexandernevermind “I’m very upset about what you
hirxeth: “Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go home and have a heart attack.” Pulp Fiction (1994) dir. Quentin Tarantino
slutformisha: vhanstiel: girlatsunrise: doppelrahmstufe: (via via bg4Po.jpg 496×672 pixels) WE FOUND IT. WE FOUND BETELGEUSE FIVE. Remember when we read about touchscreen and ebook before those things exist? Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to
xxjediguardianxx: cat-cosplay: timeywimeyjedi: Cosmo’s 2015 Halloween costume “Now, if you’ll excuse me, I, Mojo Jojo, have a town to take over. I have a world to conquer. I have to seize control of an area and force its inhabitants to follow
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unfollower: *anti sj voice* you need to go out into the REAL WORLD and stop being so whiny and easily offended. now if you’ll excuse me, i have a lot of 13 year olds to harass about which pronouns they should be using
maullart: Here’s a special picture for Valentine’s Day! Now if you’ll excuse me, between this and the Koakuma last night, I think I’m ready to drink some (more) Scotch and not look at my tablet for the rest of the day…
