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me and baekhyun tried to match but i’m too awkward loli was tagged by @yixingsgrl for the selfie thing and bc i felt weird i decided to add bbh and make things better!!! woo hoo!!!anyways i tag @jonginsgrl @rapkingbbh @byunbaekhyunsheaux @reservoiridols
laughwhenyoucan: monstersinmymind: When I feel nervous or anxious I take of all my clothes and I feel better. It sometimes makes for awkward situations.
nochesdepasion: LOL ADAM PHOTOBOMB. OH MY GOD ADAM AND I MAKE THE SAME AWKWARD FACES. Faaahk he could have been my celebrity doppelganger. I’ll get over it lol.
wifeyknowsbest: whatapreciouslittlefuckfox: A sense of humor can make everything better. Sex isn’t like it is in the movies or in porn. There will be strange and weird and awkward sounds, there might be a silly interruption like the cat or a kid…
barleytea: when jean and marco fight it’s awkward for the whole 104th squad bc no one knows what to say or do. marco becomes quiet and taciturn and jean is even more irascible than usual when they finally do make up connie and sasha pressure them to
hornyaussienerdboy: That awkward moment when you realise your shorter mate’s packing a dick that puts yours to shame. He’ll probably make it worse by smugly patting you on the back and saying something like, ‘don’t worry, size really doesn’t
That awkward moment when you see a status on facebook and want to make a comment but don't feel like you know the person well enough for it to be appropriate.
That awkward moment when your parents' guests arrive and you didn't make it to your room in time so you have to socialize
The awkward moment when you make a reference to a TV show and nobody gets it.
It never ceases to amaze me how fast I can go from fine to kill me kill me kill me put a fucking bullet in my head and make it stop.And it’s… awkward, because the things that set me off are stupid, stupid things that everyone I respect disdains.
tuttitoofruiti: mypettentaclemonster: Just found out one of my aunts is paying a visit and staying with us for two weeks This is gonna make the first stream for April pretty difficult It’s only awkward if you make it. ;) A majority of my aunts don&rsq
I long to play with myself for you Sir, but I feel so awkward and uncomfortable. Oddly enough if you make it more of the feel of me being “put on display”, of you commanding me what to do, of it feeling like you are controlling my moves and
Getting undressed for you, Sir can be quite a challenge. As I do with everything you tell me to do, I try to find a way to make it most pleasing for you. I feel very awkward and ungainly and frankly a bit silly trying to do a striptease, but I know you
-jjong: so my question is how do i tell you i want to push you up against a wall and make out with you aggressively without making it awkward between us
You know he brought it up at work today?(Because it’s not something I’m keen on to bring things up like that and demand answers or make things awkward…so left it to him to do if he felt like it…sorry)He worded as *I* am the one who canceled on
Outfit of the day. Was too sleepy and cold! to put together a better looking outfit. I love the back of this shirt but just now did I realize it looks sort of awkward with the top underneath. Today was.. Ehh. Ok. I hate the “first day back from
Outfit of the day. My name is Tiphany and my pants are too tight. But according to my friend they make my thighs and butt look nice lol Today was neon day, but I don’t own any neon.
pacey-grey:I made a baby blanket for a pregnant woman at work and I went back and forth about it like “is this weird? To like hand make something for someone when we’re like friendly acquaintances not like bffs. God why are you so fucking awkward.”
ladyjsnaughtycorner: It was a bit awkward at first, but when my son walked in on his mama rubbing her pussy, he couldn’t help coming over and helping make mama cum!
zombiepussyliquor: GIVEAWAY COMPETITION! (Please read EVERY THING!) Because I reached a brilliant amount of followers which I am so grateful for! ;) But of course it’s me and I like to make things awkward so there is a catch! You have to do something
I’d play this game if I wasn’t constantly referred to as master and male, it makes it feel awkward and hecka unrelatable :\
trying to design a multiple-faced monster girl probably gonna change it from 4-faces to 3 because the profile makes it really awkward would just have it be sad, happy and angry, without the neutral face
simirgos: she helped him to put some boxes away and he said she was so nice she deserved a kiss. she thought he was serious. nice way to make things awkward god damn it isabelle kicks acts all smooth n stuff but i bet that he doesnt know how to play
syoeeb: “Payback” continuation of previous pic and coloring tests - the pose’s angles are a bit awkward but cartoon magic can make it work ^^ never really figured out a way to make futa fit “anatomically” that i like, not a fan of replacing
*makes the weapon a polearm even though that would be awkward as hell to pull out of your body*
I maaaay be currently writing a fic about Dr. Maheswaran and Pearl. I mean, no promises I’ll finish it or post it or anything but if you’re wondering what I was doing right now, it would be that
My life is like an unending version of that one scene in Silent Hill: Shattered Memories where Harry is in the backseat when the couple driving him somewhere get into an argument, and he tries to make an awkward joke to defuse the tension but they ignore
clumsyoctopus: life rules - you are never as awkward as you think you are- you are never as annoying as you think you are- you are never as boring as you think you are- your compliments are never as creepy as you think they are - you are way more wanted
joshpeck: I JUST REALLY WANT TO BE THAT PERSON THAT MAKES ANY SITUATION FUN AND NOT AWKWARD BUT I’M NOT I’M THE PERSON THAT MAKES THINGS UNCOMFORTABLE AND I HATE IT
it’s weird my boo has such a big dick but it’s like he feels awkward about admitting it, and obviously all I want to do is bitch out to it and make a big deal about how awesome and huge it is but it doesn’t seem like that’s his
Marina and the Diamonds - Oh No! A girl walked into my work today and looked just like her. I couldn’t stop looking at her and she saw me, so in order to make it less awkward I told her that I was sorry for staring but she looked like Marina. She
regular-aunt: may: why do all my favourite TV shows have such awkward names which make it hard to keep up with the fandom like i search Lost in the tumblr tagsearch and get a bunch of depressing quotes then i search The Leftovers and get photo after
The Miracle Alchemist
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jordan-reet: it worries me that you don’t expect me to feel the you do because I really do It shouldn’t worry you Jordan. I just wasn’t sure if you were at that same place as I was. I didn’t want to assume and make it awkward.
aphmolossia: people wHO SmiLE AT YO U WHEN U MAKE EYE CONTACT WI HT THEM ARE MY FAVORITE KIND OF PEOPLE
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i kinda want to make a follow forever ‘cause i’ve been included in a few and it can be a thank you for hitting 2k but i’m just kind of like ehhhh.
awkward-fallen-angel: dudewheresmypie: MISHA DOING AN IRISH DRINKING SONG ON WHOSE LINE! All my dreams are coming true. I AM MAKING MY FAMILY WATCH THIS, WE WATCHED IT WHEN I WAS LITTLE ALMOST EVERY DAY IT WAS ON AND NOW THEY ARE GOING TO SIT DOWN
basedgosh: please dont hit on people when you know they are already in a committed relationship it makes it awkward for them and its really rude
bsbrock: “It’s been the most amazing, inspirational, surreal, bizarre, wonderful 10 years that I will probably ever have in all my life.” - Daniel Radcliffe “Thank you to Rupert for making me laugh, you’ve been such a great brother. And thank
latenightjimmy: Kevin Hart had an awkward moment with Jay-Z and Beyonce in a club - luckily, he came up with a way to make it up to them.
weaverofstars: I’m buying a pretzel right now and I have to wait for them to make it and the workers here (I’m pretty sure) are talking about me ‘cause they’re standing there looking at me and laughing and it’s not nice and I feel so awkward
littlehobbit13: Boy had all of movie history to support taking that failed proposal and making it an awkward pity party about him, and instead he first was like “It’s okay, we’re just not at the same place yet, we still love each other” and then
Almost 3 decades on this planet, you think I’d have figured out how to make and keep friends by now.
that awkward moment where you realized you said you would never do something and then end up doing it all to make it fun.
I hate typos and texting I am literally the worst, ended up telling my friend “have fun at your grandmas ;)” and it got awkward
i’m so boring, i can’t hold a conversation i’ll just excessively use “o3o” faces online to show i’m paying attention, and in real life, i’d just make this awkward face in place to show that i’m listening
-petrichor: sporadicfunction replied to your photo:Someone said to flirt with Dredsina’s geoduck? reading that as geodude makes it 10x more awkward Thank Gog I’m not the only one. I gave up saying geoduck in real life ages ago and started
nanadaime: imagine kakashi and iruka’s relationship progressing: iruka hasn’t dated anyone since he was 13, and kakashi hasn’t dated anyone in his entire life. they’re adults, though, so they should make it work. still, it’s kind of awkward
I always wonder about whoever originally posts those "The person I reblogged this from has a blog worth following". Imagine being the first one to make it and no one reblogged it from you. Awkward.
cristalgemsgalore: Gem rebel army !! making an elegant scape from the enemy traps! I want to see the rebel adventures , like Garnet showing them how to fuse, and making a scandalous team of awkward pastel fusions against Homeworld and I dont know, even
sexxx-sells: When ur outfit is cute but ur perpetually shaky hands and awkward body make it impossible to get a decent picture :-)
I haven’t actually seen the whole thing yet. From what I’ve read, I guess King tried to make it too much like the book, which I can admit would make the miniseries slow and somewhat awkward. A lot of scenes and details in the book just aren’t meant
thatssowritingdesk: When you ship a ship so hard you don’t even care (that much) about the smut; you just want a billion page book about their entire lives beginning to end and how their lives are intertwined with one another’s and how beautiful
You know that person that takes the joke too far?That’s me
