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dalhyp: The spiral on the computer fascinated Josh so much. He kept staring at it, looking at the center, he thought he could ignore the words that kept flashing on top of the spiral. Words like “relax” and “obey” After about ten minutes, something
lyssalovescookies: flailmorpho: wastelandbabe: lowbutt: MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER? #my environmental science teacher
littlecatlady: today 11yr old brother wanted us to go outside and play with his BB gun but their dad wasn’t around, so I was like “idk, maybe we shouldn’t use it without adult supervision” and he just stared at me and I realized I am 20 I am
thederpysage: lyssalovescookies: flailmorpho: wastelandbabe: lowbutt: MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER? #my environmental
starllex: This one time my friend dropped acid and we showed him a picture of a cat and he was staring at it for the longest time and he looks at me and goes “yo how long is this video?”
Today my 11 year old brother wanted us to go outside and play with his BB gun but my Dad wasn’t around, so I was like “idk, maybe we shouldn’t use it without adult supervision” and he just stared at me and I realized I am 20 I am an adult I am
so I was riding the subway when I saw this super morose-looking dude with a bag of pork rinds, just kind of hunched over and gnawing on one. and then the train slows and he drops the bag but instead of picking it up he just stares at it really sadly and
Random story time ‘cause I can’t sleep: When I was 9 or so our school got a new vice principal and he went around to all the classrooms to introduce himself (it was a small school), telling anecdotes that I guess he thought would amuse children
avatarwolfie: lyssalovescookies: flailmorpho: wastelandbabe: lowbutt: MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER? #my environmental
i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp:Rome stared at Jean for a few moments. He didn’t know what to say or how to sign it. He grabbed the book and flipped through the pages, giving up and pulling out a pencil to write on it.‘I may be authority but
og-bundybitch: prokopetz: lowbutt: MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone mess up reading a caliper quite that badly. That’s my teacher and today I showed it to him and he
a bitch that lives for drama
I feel bad for every guy who’s passed up the opportunity to fuck me because I’m going to be so cute and he’s going to have so much fun ruining me.
ineversaiditproperlybefore: lyssalovescookies: flailmorpho: wastelandbabe: lowbutt: MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER? #my
flailmorpho: wastelandbabe: lowbutt: MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?
piercetheemo: im laughing so hard i gave all time low a wind-up penis and rian laughed so hard and he kept staring at it
Aѕ Dаrrеn рut hiѕ Dick аt thе edge оf mу wifе’ѕ pussy, he just stared at it for a mоmеnt then reached over grаbbеd hiѕ рhоnе and tооk some рiсturеѕ. Shе wаѕ оbviоuѕlу protesting this but he didn’t саrе. Hе slowly
nearsightedgirl: mermandos: oh my god so last night i had a dream where dipper walked into the kitchen of the mystery shack to find a stack of really delicious pancakes and he asked grunkle stan “who made these pancakes?” and stan just stares at
christwhy: lyssalovescookies: flailmorpho: wastelandbabe: lowbutt: MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER? #my environmental science
inaeternumadinfinitum: So we went with Braeburned to Taco Bell at 2:30 in the morning, which he had NEVER BEEN TO BEFORE, how does someone even do that, he gets a quesadilla, we get back to the hotel and he opens it up and just sorta stares at it and
Parker saw that Parkerferret doodle and just kinda stared at it and smiled to himself for a bit and then said “Didn’t he have glasses?” I was like nah, his face is a bit busy already and I didn’t know how to fit them on his snoot
theres so much going on here and im loving every single moment of it(lordsauronthegreat)
