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tomshardy: I’d rather die drunk, broke at 34 and have people at a dinner table talk about me than live to be rich and sober at 90 and nobody remembered who I was.- Whiplash (2014)
VickyCDee drunk and about to be used. I’m really not gay, but when I put on this sexy lingerie I can’t help but be a cock whore. VickyCDee
mrbluehat: It’s so fun to get Catholic girls drunk and then pound their pussies. They’re never protected, they never think about what might happen, and if they lose the game, they’ll definitely be moms.It’s even much wilder fun if you can get
Somewhere out there, my friends are packing essential beach stuff for our trip to Bora and I’m here drunk-packing my favorite boys with dad and worrying about whether or not they have wifi at the hotel. Hi guys! I’ll be away from my tablet
broswithoutclothes: “See bro, now this is what I’m talking about. Gold standard level booty. I will be inspecting all y’all’s booties and they need to be at this level by morning. Bear in mind I’m drunk as fuck.”
yoursexysister: My sister knew that I always wanted to fuck her boyfriend. We got really drunk the first night I was visiting, and she jokingly gave me permission. I wasn’t sure if she meant it or not, so I wanted to be a little sneaky about it. Now,
xmasjoshler: things I love in this video:Tyler being all smiley and happyTyler singing about being drunk, party, and getting high (it doesn’t feel right, but it’s funny)Josh’s starting-to-fade blue hairJoshJosh
“Hey…Eheheheh…Hey there…you hehehehe”The argonian was drunk for sure, and seemed to be walking about the village at night, slurring and spilling out nonsense from his mouth with every step. He seemed incredibly intoxicated, as
Right I’m about to tackle the messenger but I’m drunk. If my response is non existent, angry or grumpy now you know why. Don’t send stupid shit and I’ll be pleasant. Honestly I love receiving messages but the nice messages get buried under a pile
shylittlebaby:Right I’m about to tackle the messenger but I’m drunk. If my response is non existent, angry or grumpy now you know why. Don’t send stupid shit and I’ll be pleasant. Honestly I love receiving messages but the nice messages get buried
shylittlebaby: shylittlebaby:Right I’m about to tackle the messenger but I’m drunk. If my response is non existent, angry or grumpy now you know why. Don’t send stupid shit and I’ll be pleasant. Honestly I love receiving messages but the nice
shylittlebaby: shylittlebaby: shylittlebaby: Right I’m about to tackle the messenger but I’m drunk. If my response is non existent, angry or grumpy now you know why. Don’t send stupid shit and I’ll be pleasant. Honestly I love receiving messages
I always knew if I worked with Lolita @la.la.lolita and we were going to be shooting till 1 or 2am.. we would get into those introspective conversations about self and relationships and then just goofy punch drunk rambles;-) this is from 2017 retro pinup
Cute Drunk wetting scenarios/ideas I was drinking at a friends house and thought of these… I don’t think people think about cute drunk wetting enough ✌🏻💛Imagine a Charcter is out, at a bar, with friends/coworkers and asked their SO/friend
unclefather: me in middle school: *pretends to be drunk off root beer and writes about it on a myspace bulletin*
frails: I want a smoke and I want to get drunk and I want to be kissed and I want to feel something
You would think that after 3 years broken up from him I would be all fine and dandy and moved on, right? You would think my insecurities 2 months ago totally didn’t ruin the potential sexual partner I had in him, right? You would think 3 years of
godtricksterloki: fyeahmainer: whiskeyshots-and-cowboyboots: When I’m drunk and forget how stairs work call life alert Jesus fucking Christ! LOL! This is me trying to get out of bed. I’m more concerned about this dog being retarded. YES,
scope-dogg: scrungo: im a little bit drunk right now but i’m laughing my ass off because wallace is literally the most sexless being ever brought into creation look at him on a fuck scale of 0 to 10 he is easily a -30. he is nothing. he is a man in
fyeahlilbit3point0: If you ever question why I love New York, I just went into a deli at 10:15 at night and found a drunk man in a Eli Manning jersey loudly complaining about Emperor Napoleon to the cashier.
mothvhs:the fact that time passes and things change and people leave and you can only go back to a place physically and you will never be 14 15 16 again………….. i don’t understand how we are meant to endure that
phireside: “I’d rather die drunk, broke at 34 and have people at a dinner table talk about me than live to be rich and sober at 90 and nobody remembered who I was.” Whiplash, 2014 (dir. Damien Chazelle) This is a great movie
ayyemarc: It’s past 4 AM. Even when I’m drunk and intoxicated, I still think about what we used to be.
t-pains: When your uber driver don’t know who he got in his car The only thing I miss about uber driving is the drunk, turnt up chicks I used to be driving around. Had titties on my neck and shoulders all the time…
vickycdee: VickyCDee stupid drunk and about to be used like a cheap whore
ghostkayla: Just a quick reminder, please don’t drink and drive, and please don’t ride with a drunk driver. Call a cab, get a designated driver, sleep in your car if you have to. I care about you guys a lot. Please be safe.
xutjja: Shocked By My SizeFeaturing: Xutjja Plag, Bianca Baker, and Seth Baker Whenever my roommates get drunk they love to tease me about how fat I am. Today wouldn’t be an exception. As I was sitting on my bed folding laundry they came noisily barging
yourblowjobprincess: Your date got you drunk and took you home to his place… after about an hour he was working your nice tight ass when his roommate came home and took your mouth. Being intoxicated and horny you let the slut in you come out to play
impregnate–me:I’m a little drunk and thinking about being given a baby tonight. I want to be mounted and rapedin my own bed by a huge fat bull of a man I’ve never met nor seen before that just dwarfs me in size and pins me down into the mattress
Just spent 4 hours re doing half of the module that I failed and it’s actually really easy this time around. So far I got passing grades on the quizzes and i’m going to do the second half tomorrow. I’m really honestly proud of myself
kimmiesecretslut: Light makes my hair look so dark (and extensions) and my makeup pop hard.But felt so sexy to be wearing that in public. About to hit the swingers club.I wanted to post this as I am getting primed to get really drunk and after I
impregnate–me:I’m a little drunk and thinking about being given a baby tonight. I want to be mounted and rapedin my own bed by a huge fat bull of a man I’ve never met nor seen before that just dwarfs me in size and pins me down into the mattress
mercurafeet: When your girlfriend joined the sorority you assumed there would be hazing but you didn’t realize you would be a part of it. They got her drunk and asked her about the key she wore around her neck, the key to your chastity belt, and she
sissyslutcaps: Your roommate is always whining about girls not being able to swallow his big black cock. Every time you roll your eyes, thinking he is just trying to brag. One night he comes home from a date especially drunk and starts complaining as
baneart: if you think about it. this quote from kingdom hearts can be applied to you and your homie getting black out drunk the night before and then trying to figure out what happened the next day thru social media posts
broken-down-sluts: She’s still trying to push him off… but she’s weak, exhausted. She knew she shouldn’t be going home with him, knew he didn’t really care about her. But she was a little drunk, and it seemed so naughty and he made it sound
fagsworshipstraights: uncensoredpleasure: Your boyfriend texted you saying he was too drunk to drive and was going to sleep at a friend’s. He told you not to worry, he would sleep on the couch…..he didn’t say anything about how he wanted to be
one-lonely-wife: Fucking your drunk wife I decided to do something about the loneliness in my life and joined a free cam website so many men can be with me. You can help make me cum for you here.
ugh, it rained on my afro and i don’t wanna do anything about it. i’m kind of drunk and lazy. fuck. this is one of the few times i wish i had a boyfriend cuz i’d be like: “can you twist my hair, bae?" this fro shrinkage
hertongueislikeachurch: ‘I’d rather die drunk, broke at 34 and have people at a dinner table talk about me than live to be rich and sober at 90 and nobody remembered who I was.’
loveesimon: i’ll be calm when more wlw singers will write songs about their deep love for women and not just wanting to have sex with them when they’re drunk
getting drunk snapchats from michael asking me to help him and saying that he is going to blackout makes me a) jealous cuz i wanna be at that level right about now b) FEEL LIKE A HELPLESS MOTHER lol
benjamintherealest: Long Story Short: Madoka and Homura are about to fuck and shit where a drunk Junko walks in on them. Being the caring mother she is, Junko gives Madoka and Homura short lesson on using condoms and dental dam before any sexual act
getting drunk and fantasizing about being teased and told I’m not allowed to moan or cum
stratisxx: Submission: This twink got drunk, on the beach in Mykonos, and went home with the big bulged Middle Eastern man that was cruising him. His throat better be ready for that Arab daddy’s thick hairy cock. He’s about to get stuffed in both
If i had told you as a kid that you would get emotionally involved in shows about a talking triangle,space rocks,two lost brothers in the woods,a drunk grandpa scientist and a furball wanting to be friends with a skeleton would you have believed me?
drunk out of my mind.. Still wish I could hold you here, and talk to you about forever #you’re an amazing girlfriend #the next guy that gets to have you is going to be the luckiest guy in the world #sorry for being stupid #enjoy your senior year
HAHAHHAA OH MY GOD FUCK the good thing about tumblr being hacked yesterday was that I got home so fucking drunk and started to write a lot of shit here but the posts werent sent so nobody saw the shit i wrote :P
nicolabf: hittings: “Yes, I’m drunk. And you’re beautiful. And tomorrow morning, I’ll be sober but you’ll still be beautiful.” The Dreamers (2003) about to watch this So many people on here have told me I remind them of this
So my roommate went out drinking last night and brought home a girl about 10 years older than him. They came back drunk as fuck at like 3 AM and I couldn’t go to sleep for at least 2 hours because they were being so loud, not to mention the lovely sounds
