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I had told my little brother that we could only dry hump because anything else would be wrong. I thought I was doing him a favor, but it was actually me who was finding it difficult. I didn’t expect his bulge to be so big against my clothed ass.

I have an idea for a caption here. Maybe something like: “What’s the matter, sissy? You don’t look so thrilled. I know you didn’t expect that you’d actually have to dress the part to work here and suck cock, but trust me, once that cock is in

I didn’t expect that gif I posted of Chayse to get over 2000 notes. Its actually weird seeing people think she’s crying or being raped (wtf?). I guess people are new to her. She’s one of my faves, mainly because she’s a sex

aboybandurl: borisairei: alexanderperchov: reminder that this is the actual greatest youtube video of all time the preview image is the girls about to kiss and it doesn’t display the title until you click play so i really didn’t know what to expect

the-sexylosers-club: theflippanda: scalenelove: braderiley: me giving your boyfriend a handjob. IM DYING HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA I actually didn’t expect that comment xD

bustysister: I had told my little brother that we could only dry hump because anything else would be wrong. I thought I was doing him a favor, but it was actually me who was finding it difficult. I didn’t expect his bulge to be so big against my clothed

jockoholic: Because this is what we all expected from that scene in Love Actually and then we were all disappointed when we didn’t get it :(

incestquest:His aunt became very sentimental when she was drunk, and started talking about her old gymnastics days. She claimed that she “still had it.” In order to prove this, he told her to touch her toes. He didn’t expect her to actually attempt

genderneutral-grandparent: languagesloser: itv and bbc have been interviewing leave voters today. the vast majority said that they a) regret their vote b) changed their minds after putting their ballot in the box c) didn’t expect us to actually leave

wellsuckmesideways: rotting: Ok i didn’t expect that I actually really love this song, it makes me laugh so fucking much, its probably the reason i’m actually not cynical; cuz this world is fucking hilariously crap and theres nothing you can

prozdvoices: first boss who didn’t actually expect to kill the hero That’s a fucking psp

intj-confessions: agentrhodeisland: insuffera6le6itch: deylandisneydean: Hans didn’t expect THIS AU where this happens and Hans actually falls in love with his ruthless queen I’d watch the shit out of that I would too.

lincoonchibichan: agentrhodeisland: insuffera6le6itch: deylandisneydean: Hans didn’t expect THIS AU where this happens and Hans actually falls in love with his ruthless queen I’d watch the shit out of that thatd be so fucked up but..i want

paintmyfacered: wHAT IF ARMIN IS ACTUALLY A FUCKING TEASE AND THAT LIKE REALLY TURNS ON/ AMAZES EREN CAUSE WOW FUCK HE DIDN’T EXPECT ARMIN TO BE THAT TYPE but yet hes really sexually frustrated cAUSE GOD DAMNIT ARMIN just Addin this to the prompt

Wew I didn’t honestly expect my post to get that many notes. Aside from the fact that he’s married to Ren’s certain RK, he actually follows the manhwa lore build wise. (Gets 193 aspd with ease.)@ms-negi: Awwwww yis!@al-debaran26: Don’t make me

squilf: choquefrontal: marinotravelo: I actually wasn’t expecting that Me neither, but I am not complaining. was definitely expecting that, didn’t make it any less funny.

I was worried for the wrong character it seems :(

graceebooks: languagesloser: itv and bbc have been interviewing leave voters today. the vast majority said that they a) regret their vote b) changed their minds after putting their ballot in the box c) didn’t expect us to actually leave and are now

IS HE FUCKING JEALOUS GOD BLESS THIS BRAT.

paranoiao: I didn’t actually expect that color-soulmates au to gain notes… so uh, here’s the sequel that no one asked for. Plus an expansion pack to keep you warm tonight. Kindly direct all blame to Kaz whose Koujaku is holding my Noiz!muse hostage

jujubee58: onlyblackbeauty: theboyofcheese: I’m pretty sure the author didn’t expect anyone to get that far in the book. wtf… lmao. Send help. Wow, some people actually paid for this! Who the fuck thinks of Ben Franklin dancing hike getting

counted today. went over the count, though much less than usual. thiswas expected. actually didn’t do too badly aside from the surprized hot cocoa and icecream and chips. but it was a date and all that i ate was surprizingly less than normal. not

waffleguppies: moved—-mispelledpreztels: agentrhodeisland: insuffera6le6itch: deylandisneydean: Hans didn’t expect THIS AU where this happens and Hans actually falls in love with his ruthless queen I’d watch the shit out of that ………colour

agentrhodeisland: insuffera6le6itch: deylandisneydean: Hans didn’t expect THIS AU where this happens and Hans actually falls in love with his ruthless queen I’d watch the shit out of that

pinenolanapple: it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here” I didn’t actually expect that sentence to end the way it did. Impressed.

Well shit I didn’t expect to actually enjoy that Flintstones WWE movie.I think the jokes were much better in this one and Taker is still goat.

I love it when ML fics have people acknowledge that Marinette is actually super strong and they didn’t expect it, whether it be pulling someone up easily to roundhouse kicking Chloe in the face

so you know I’ve been in Rome for the past days and there are parrots like actual green parrots living free around parks and stuff omfg I didn’t expect that

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