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Fuck YES!!!! Cheers, buddy! To an excellent find and a job well done!!! My friends wife is an absolute blonde bombshell. According to my buddy, she was kinda of a slut during her college days. One time, after too many drinks, she confessed to everyone
Apparently, according to @qwarrel, I need to start getting friendly with my neighbors :D
The Hogwarts Houses According to What I've Seen from Myself and My Friends
me and my irl friends according to mikey
My best friend is coming over and apparantly I'm not allowed to throttle him, according to my sister violence is not the answer.
dsquared526: Apparently according to my good friend Kenny…THIS is how I will serve customers when I start work at Olive Garden.
leolionr: This comic is according to an article of my friend.VampireAU
Apparently there’s an update for warlocks that your summons get resized according to your height My friend then chimed in at what if it affected their age as well Whatever the case, it sucks to be Quib right now
Hogwarts Houses if someone wets their pants
So, according to my friends and family, I’m a “hypertensive lonely person” and I’m “emotional”. Well, excuse me for being human.
Outfit of the day. My name is Tiphany and my pants are too tight. But according to my friend they make my thighs and butt look nice lol Today was neon day, but I don’t own any neon.
purple-mantis: Apparently, according to @qwarrel, I need to start getting friendly with my neighbors :D its decided! I need to redesign my bug girl so she can be friends with Puce! <3
macklereadmore: where is african america? According to my friend from Michigan, it’s Detroit…. that seems vaguely racist to me though… hmmm…
grimphantom2: fernal-red:I still haven’t played Overwatch but according to all my Overwatch-playing friends Mei is like super evil to play against in-game, which just inspired me to draw a really mischievous looking Mei. She looks cute =3
scarecrows-n-such: So according to my friends, family, and other associates, to them I’m a werewolf. Or Wolverine. Or Hugh Jackman. Because of the accent. Bro, do I sound Australian to you? Nah, British here. I also agree with this because
littlemixbutts: just a friendly reminder that if there’s anything you ever want me to tag please let me know like your comfort is very important to me if i happen to be apart of your blogging experience and if i post anything that does happening to
daily-deep-sea-friends: Your Deep Sea Friend of the Day: Frilled Sharks! Look at that smiley friends! Scientists once believed that the frilled shark wriggled through the water like an eel. But according to the ReefQuest Centre for Shark Research, “its
voidripper: frog-and-toad-are-friends: So the Dashcon story thus far is this, according to on-site witnesses: A bunch of Tumblr kiddies all got rooms in the same pre-booked hotel, which the Dashcon staff supposedly had a verbal agreement with the
wearethecrystalbabes: RED ALERT ACCORDING TO THE LEAKED EPISODE SYNOPSIS LIST “AN INDIRECT KISS” MAY OR MAY NOT BE COMING UP VERY SOON stay tuned and stay vigilant for possible upcoming gayness my friends It’s going to air on September 18th,
according to my mom, the whole time they were out to the movie (except during the movie of course) my little sister was going on and on about how I’m her best friend and that even though she has school friends its nothing like the connection we have
krook: innocent looking girls that are secretly kinky as fuck are girls worth living for
horanthropy: horanthropy: horanthropy: I HAVENT HAD MY PERIOD IN MONTHS WHAT DO I DO WHAT IF IM PREGNANT. GUYS IM FREAKING OUT IM NOT READY TO BE A PARENT. according to my friend guys don’t get periods so never mind I’m good male
according to my friend the buns and sauce at McDonalds are vegan so she ended up ordering. a burger with no burger
I think today was much better than yesterday. Reverting back to my system from last spring where I worked out first thing in the morning after breakfast helped. Didn’t go really hard, just a half hour, but it was good. Lunges are still a bitch and I
According to my best friend who is an EMT/Medic, I likely may have torn a ligament in my foot walking on the cobblestones in Italy#awks
comealongraggedypond: anghraine: friendly reminder that Harry Potter at eleven, was described by his teachers as ‘bright’ at the same age, according to the Sorting Hat: “Not a bad mind, either. There’s talent, oh my goodness, yes” and “You
africanaquarian: friend: don’t you ever worry about men thinking you’re high maintenance? me: *in a silk bathrobe, on my 5th step of my PM skincare routine, trying to choose between 8 colors to paint my nails according to what best suits my mood and
to all my lesbian friends: according to one of my guy “friends” I need to watch out around you guys in case you start liking me…so yeah…I’m watchin’ you and you better not start liking me because I know lesbians like
freakyfuck:friendly reminder that, according to a study funded and done by me, there’s like 0 difference between my mouth and a fleshlight except that my mouth can make pretty noises from thanking you for using me to get off to whimpering and choking
mrssensualpassion: Happy SBW my sexy sexy friend.. apparently I’m super naughty according to tumblr.. hope this one works ❤️❤️❤️.. love ya friend.. @sexygirlwholiftsNo matter what you submit it’s always gorgeous just like you my sexy
jake8888: I don’t recall my little sister ever photographing my little wiener, but my gf’s younger sister has done and (according to my gf) amused many of her friends by showing them that not all western guys are huge; some are even smaller than Cambodian
amoying: Boys get uncontrollable boners on a daily basis According to my male friend, you could be in class doing a math equation and then get a boner out of no where This is too wild
My whole life I’ve reached put to people and treated them accordingly trying my best to make friends both online and in real life and all yall ever do is fucking ignore me, ghost me, and fucking treat me like I’m nothing yet the one fucking
kuueater: i don’t even watch legend of korra but, according to my friend billy, there’s some gay stuff at the end and he’s mad about it and thinks it’s bad writing so yeah 10/10 great finale
@adult–goth and @floatycrownythingz have intricate yet opposite tastes in music, but they both love Landslide, so I accept them as my friends. Also I aspire to be them when I grow up. 💞💕💞💕 (side note FCT is 26 according to unknown
