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cigardadclassic: “Well well well, now that I’m a big teacher and you’re just a fuckin’ small shit you ain’t so tough now, huh?” “Tyler, please, you have to give me my body back! I have a wife! I have a family!” “Oh well, sucks to be

No fucking shit!!! :o you have to be messing with me is this ALEX?

I want to make my wife watch this video. Or any girl. Don’t you Want to be fucked like that? Wouldn’t you Love to have a man’s cock elicit that kind of screaming, orgasmic response from you? Sure, you love me more than life itself. Sure,

hashmon3y: hotbabysitter: This girl hooked up with tree at Ultra 2012 ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME Tell me what drugs you have to take to be this fucked up holy fucking shit I never want to be on this level

gastrictank: Some guy on da chan is trying to argue to me that people aren’t obligated to abide by their promises just because the service they provide is funded through donationshow SHITTY do you have to be evendo the shit you say you’re gonna do

y'all I really wanna have an Amazon wishlist for ya and to do more to please you guys but be patient and I’ll get my shit together

Tumblrs all or nothing culture is so fucking weird to me, like a prime example is shipping culture where people think you either have to be against literally all slightly dodgy ships OR be for all ships including definitely gross ones… like can’t

smitethepatriarchy: Men are always talking about what’s “natural” but in nature it’s always the males of the species that have to be pretty or work really hard to get the females. I want to see more men dressing up and wearing makeup. Dance

lord-kitschener: That post bout how it’s Neurotypical to say it’s polite to say please and thank you to food service workers has blown up, and the main counter-argument seems to be “it doesn’t matter if I say please and thank you anyway, because

leehyukjae-deactivated20111028: I’m giving away 6 copies of Super Junior’s 5jib version b. You may reblog once, and only once, or you’ll be disqualified. You may like the post, but it won’t have an effect. You don’t have to be following me.

I’m waiting to see how long it takes before you realize you’re in the wrong and fucking man up and fucking text me back and be committed to ONE person aka me and not be such a fucking flake. If you don’t wanna be my boyfriend then fucking tell me

uaffairs: Clients dont go raw in me. I have to be in some type of relationship with you. I have verified papers sitting on my dresser and my partner has to be clean as well.But who doesn’t like raw sex🤔 shit be feeling good. So I keep me a fuck

You all have the patience of saints, to wait for me to get my shit together. Seriously. Here’s some early hannigram, in which Will isn’t feeling well and Hannibal insists on driving him home. ~Please mind the trigger warning in the tags~ ~~~“Do…do

kouharens: IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR WANT TO BE FRIENDS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE IM DUMB AND OBLIVIOUS AND EVEN IF I HAVE SUSPICIONS I WILL PROBABLY JUST BRUSH THEM OFF BECAUSE IM AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT WHO DOESNT DESERVE

kinkstuck: wow what a shitty 3 second banner!!!!! anyway here we go rules! you don’t have to be following me but followers will get a bit more to spend so that’s something but really don’t follow me if you’re not into the shit i post like don’t

kinkstuck: wow what a shitty 3 second banner!!!!! anyway here we go rules! you don’t have to be following me but followers will get a bit more to spend so that’s something but really don’t follow me if you’re not into the shit i post like don’t

rhydonn: You have to be shitting me There are like six good ass games in that case. Saiyuki, Legaia, Grandia, Castlevania, Persona and Bushido Blade. Cop them shits.

auwa: you have got to be shitting me lmfao

You should see the look on my face right now. It’s like a mix of “you have to be shitting me” and “why me”. So I do some more astrology digging because WORK AND BORED HURDUR. Which led me into finding out stuffs about IC,

scottlanq: thor going from “oh shit” to “you have to be shitting me”

You Can't See Me Because I'm A Transparent

iinthebackofmymind: “The bad part is, you have to be careful when you share all the bad with your girlfriends. Because YOU may forgive him, but we don’t, honey. That’s the thing. If he screwed you over, he screwed me over, because you’re

erzuh: so you know me feeling nostalgic and emotional over fairy tail im looking at fairy tails first cover admiring how beautiful and how far hiro has come when wait what do i fucking see …you have got to be shitting me hiro ITS THE FIRST FUCKING

ameriqan: how insecure in your religion do you have to be that you won’t even let your kid learn basic history about other religions for a history class??? I bet she has the let me speak to the manager haircut

alyssofspades: kyleehenke: you guys go draw/write some fuckign undertale self insert shit do it for mother dONT LET UR DREAMS BE DREAMS AND TAG ME I WANT TO SEE THAT SHIT I’m gonna be totally honest with you guys, I was so close to shying away from

mitunas-choice-rump: IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR WANT TO BE FRIENDS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE IM DUMB AND OBLIVIOUS AND EVEN IF I HAVE SUSPICIONS I WILL PROBABLY JUST BRUSH THEM OFF BECAUSE IM AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT WHO DOESNT

getlostinmymelanin: tinkerbelltits: tastefullyoffensive: On-Screen Superheroes: Then and Now (via i124qnds) That is not iron man. You have to be shitting me. Lmao

brassparker: futureblackpolitician: denaturalle: andrewbelami: I must not have gotten the memo that we’re living in 1956 Lol, stop #whitegeocide How backwards do you have to be to use a term like miscegenation like holy shit Let me cop that

mitunas-choice-rump: IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR WANT TO BE FRIENDS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE IM DUMB AND OBLIVIOUS AND EVEN IF I HAVE SUSPICIONS I WILL PROBABLY JUST BRUSH THEM OFF BECAUSE IM AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT WHO DOESNT

[Disgusted noise.]

sturmyena: gotitforcheap: I feel like conservative american politics have gotten to the point where during a debate Donald Trump could throw water on Marco Rubio and be all “Rubios wet, he’s a wet nerd and unfit to run this country, an absolute

What immortal hand or eye

sallybeautysupply: oxyalmighty: emotionalhussy: asajjvengeance: yahoonews: No Más Bebés: New PBS Documentary Reveals Population Control Of “Poor Who Cannot Adequately Feed Or Clothe The Children They Already Have” Mothers like Consuelo Hermosillo

digg: kendogh: The hardest thing with art is to realize that a person actually created this O M F G

flamingpity: HER HANDS WILL SLAP YOU

How I draw hands

the-absolute-funniest-posts: You have got to be shitting me, MTV.

mitunas-choice-rump: IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR WANT TO BE FRIENDS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE IM DUMB AND OBLIVIOUS AND EVEN IF I HAVE SUSPICIONS I WILL PROBABLY JUST BRUSH THEM OFF BECAUSE IM AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT WHO DOESNT

asskawa: Ushijima reminds me of those people you have to explain jokes to and then don’t even laugh after. Or the kind who ruin jokes by saying something stupid like “what..that’s impossible, chickens don’t cross roads they live on farms”

mitunas-choice-rump: IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR WANT TO BE FRIENDS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE IM DUMB AND OBLIVIOUS AND EVEN IF I HAVE SUSPICIONS I WILL PROBABLY JUST BRUSH THEM OFF BECAUSE IM AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT WHO DOESNT

mitunas-choice-rump: IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR WANT TO BE FRIENDS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE IM DUMB AND OBLIVIOUS AND EVEN IF I HAVE SUSPICIONS I WILL PROBABLY JUST BRUSH THEM OFF BECAUSE IM AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT WHO DOESNT

mitunas-choice-rump: IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR WANT TO BE FRIENDS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE I’M DUMB AND OBLIVIOUS AND EVEN IF I HAVE SUSPICIONS I WILL PROBABLY JUST BRUSH THEM OFF BECAUSE I’M AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT

mitunas-choice-rump: IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR WANT TO BE FRIENDS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE IM DUMB AND OBLIVIOUS AND EVEN IF I HAVE SUSPICIONS I WILL PROBABLY JUST BRUSH THEM OFF BECAUSE IM AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT WHO DOESNT

kouharens: IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR WANT TO BE FRIENDS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE IM DUMB AND OBLIVIOUS AND EVEN IF I HAVE SUSPICIONS I WILL PROBABLY JUST BRUSH THEM OFF BECAUSE IM AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT WHO DOESNT DESERVE

mitunas-choice-rump: IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR WANT TO BE FRIENDS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE I’M DUMB AND OBLIVIOUS AND EVEN IF I HAVE SUSPICIONS I WILL PROBABLY JUST BRUSH THEM OFF BECAUSE I’M AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT

mitunas-choice-rump: IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR WANT TO BE FRIENDS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE I’M DUMB AND OBLIVIOUS AND EVEN IF I HAVE SUSPICIONS I WILL PROBABLY JUST BRUSH THEM OFF BECAUSE I’M AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT

mitunas-choice-rump: IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR WANT TO BE FRIENDS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE IM DUMB AND OBLIVIOUS AND EVEN IF I HAVE SUSPICIONS I WILL PROBABLY JUST BRUSH THEM OFF BECAUSE IM AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT WHO DOESNT

snorlaxatives: i actually kinda hate people on tumblr who tell me shit like “be nice to everyone uwu just because they were rude to you doesn’t mean you have to be rude back” like go away if someone says some rude shit to me i will 100% retaliate.

You better smile back at me when I’m being peppy and jolly and shit. I don’t have time to deal with customers who don’t smile at me.

mitunas-choice-rump: IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR WANT TO BE FRIENDS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE IM DUMB AND OBLIVIOUS AND EVEN IF I HAVE SUSPICIONS I WILL PROBABLY JUST BRUSH THEM OFF BECAUSE IM AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT WHO DOESNT

mitunas-choice-rump: IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR WANT TO BE FRIENDS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE I’M DUMB AND OBLIVIOUS AND EVEN IF I HAVE SUSPICIONS I WILL PROBABLY JUST BRUSH THEM OFF BECAUSE I’M AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT

mitunas-choice-rump: IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR WANT TO BE FRIENDS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE IM DUMB AND OBLIVIOUS AND EVEN IF I HAVE SUSPICIONS I WILL PROBABLY JUST BRUSH THEM OFF BECAUSE IM AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT WHO DOESNT

clipartcoverart: pinkjumpluff: rhydonn: You have to be shitting me Holy shit it’s @clipartcoverart FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

psyducktective: killer-squirtle: vine: What IS THIS YOU HAVE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME I CANNOT BELIEVE

queer-apocalypse: 》When all the world is spinning ‘round like a red balloon way up in the clouds and my feet will not stay on the ground you anchor me back down《 Kyoot shit from the last con I attended~ ♡ With me as John and @rosesmaycry

mitunas-choice-rump: IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR WANT TO BE FRIENDS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE IM DUMB AND OBLIVIOUS AND EVEN IF I HAVE SUSPICIONS I WILL PROBABLY JUST BRUSH THEM OFF BECAUSE IM AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT WHO DOESNT

shunori: Not sure if I should feel flattered or insulted. You have got to be shitting me. Stole y'alls work and then posted straight up porn on dA? Just… wut?

The fuck person who sent me a picture of ACTUAL cracked knuckles like all bloody and shit It’s a figure of speech it does not give you the right to send shit like that what the fuck you’re really lucky that stuff like that dosen’t trigger me. What

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