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(What if: Doctor Who a XXX parody… just kidding)Sasha Pain
kids y'all drink your milk and vitamins if y'all wanna be as tall as this guy and crush your enemies in basketball
What if 20 years from now your kid gets back from their friend's house and tells you:
What if 20 years from now, your kid comes back from their friends house and says:
What if young Bruce Wayne was chosen to take on the power of Captain Marvel by the ancient wizard Shazam? Done by an anonymous DrawFriend. On his worldwide exodus to attain the skills needed to fight crime, Kid Bruce Wayne is chosen by the wizard Shazam
keldulmo: killerfromthedeep: leaningnow-intofebreeze: peepingtomdelonge: imagine if your kid wanted to have a playdate with someone they met at school and the parents wanted to meet you first and when they came over one of your favorite band members
:What if you peed on me haha just kidding…unless…?
saikkysecrets: Super quick fanart doodle for @wuffen’s fic “kids these days” that got me feel dem feels. :||| senpai noticed Tadashi… (Not so sure if this one is good to be noticed) just needed to get this out of my system ;; v ;;“”“”
thistangledtongue: fandomsandfeminism: dirtydarwin: brute-reason: Still Not a Joke — Good Awareness Campaign From Just Detention International What if your kid went to jail for trying pot, something that is very probable if your kid is black and
runneysfm: Gfycat: http://gfycat.com/CompassionateEvergreenHochstettersfrogGot some requests for deepthroat Palutena. Really happy with how it loops. Absolutely have no idea whats wrong with her skin. If anyone knows could you tell me?Also Feel free
What if one of Levi ‘s reasons for going into education/camp counselling is to get street passes for his 3ds from the kids he works with?
If you told high school me “Hey, you know that character you try to emulate when you have more masculine-presenting days? You’re going to have a Tumblr URL featuring them.” I probably would have said, “First of all, what’s
What is the weirdest name you have seen for a pet?
sadistwithglasses: What if Virus and Trip adopt a kid and he pesters Aoba and Koujaku’s kid? That’s fine. What if Virus gets Sei a huge teddy bear? That’s fine. Virus and Trip are actually really sweet. …that’s not fine at ALL Amen.
lettheeoceantakemee: xompeii: I swear to god if one more person says I’m not thinking clearly when I say i want to adopt a kid rather than birth my own, I will rip their spines out. I was adopted you idiotic fuck. If I hadn’t been, I would have
sexhaver: boredlord: What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism? this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors
Seriously why the fuck are you going to text me at 10 at night asking if I could watch your fucking kid with less than a day’s notice? Christ in a hat I am so fucking done. Get a fucking clue and watch your own damn kid. God. I did months of this,
princess-connorkenway: “but if we tell kids about homosexuality then it’ll just confuse them!” you know what’s more confusing experiencing non-heterosexual feelings as a kid but not understanding what that fucking means because you don’t
sjhetalia: dirtydarwin: brute-reason: Still Not a Joke — Good Awareness Campaign From Just Detention International What if your kid went to jail for trying pot, something that is very probable if your kid is black and living in a state like Texas.
jumpingjaverts: jumpingjaverts: hungarian: i’m scared to have kids. like what if i accidentally kill one Or what if they grow up and hate your fandoms… then it might not be an accident :( oh my god, what the fuck was wrong with me in 2013. what
amoisthobo:I’m not gon lie, when I was. Kid I used to drink pool water!!! The chlorine poisoning is prolly what’s wrong wit me now!!
rapidopatter: I know kids-are-the-trolls-and-the-trolls-are-the-kids has been done a thousand times over, but I was just thinking about how Karkat had originally had a black crush on John, so if John was a troll instead, what if he had a red crush on
blatantly-abigail: jumpingjaverts: jumpingjaverts: hungarian: i’m scared to have kids. like what if i accidentally kill one Or what if they grow up and hate your fandoms… then it might not be an accident :( oh my god, what the fuck was wrong
macarena-of-time: moronhostclub: macarena-of-time: what if people were like piñatas and if u beat them up candy came out what if bagels came out those are better what kinda shitty piñatas did u get as a kid
:what if I “accidentally” leave my hoodie at your house so you could find it, wear it, and masturbate surrounded by my scent? ha ha just kidding, unless? 👀
fohk: “What if you can’t make yourself happy?” “Then I don’t know. You know what you do then you forget, you block it out. If you want to be happy don’t think. If you stutter don’t talk” Kids (1995)Larry Clark
What if Bruno has a song sexier than Our First Time on his second album
what if tumblr didn't exist?
bibispice: zooeyclairedeschanel: i have no interest in small talk tell me about ur childhood and what ur parents are like and how many siblings u have and if u are afraid of death or if u believe in an afterlife and what ur favorite movie is and if
veronicaspost: jordynivy: annaoverboard: What if you wake up one morning and you’re in bed with the love of your life and they have their arm around you and their snoring like a fucking ass hole, but you can’t help but to smile and you hear a baby
I don’t get how a lot of kids curse at their parents like what the hell. And strangely it’s white kids most of the time. If I said any curse word or whatever to my parents they’d kick my ass until I had no idea what said curse word meant
warhol-kid: “plant blog”, “a wild plant blog appeared”, “you’re plantastic”, “(18)+”, “masturbation tips”?????!! what is this shit!? stop self promoting on every post you see with this garbage. stop being lazy and if you want followers
What if 20years from now, your kid comes back from their friends house and says:
what if for an entire year everyone stopped having kids and then there was like an empty grade level for 12 years
jupiteradepts: me giving affection: oh man i really hope im not like overstepping my boundaries here. what if i make them uncomfortable? do they feel obligated to say thank you? am i going too far and scaring them? what if i’m annoying? me receiving
hirxeth: “What if you get sick of me?” “I won’t, I promise” Ruby Sparks (2012) dir. Jonathan Dayton, Valerie Faris
fearandhope: Title = “What if Galactus was a kid”…..make me think, what if God was a kid
fohk: “What if you can’t make yourself happy?” “Then I don’t know. You know what you do then you forget, you block it out. If you want to be happy don’t think. If you stutter don’t talk” Kids (1995)Larry Clark
gale-gentlepenguin:What made you a furry?Lola Bunny from Space JamSonic the hedgehogRobin Hood (the one with animals as characters)Lion King (can you feel the love tonight)PokémonBeastarsCrash or Spyro gamesDon Bluth moviesOther (but you gotta reply
dirtydarwin: brute-reason: Still Not a Joke — Good Awareness Campaign From Just Detention International What if your kid went to jail for trying pot, something that is very probable if your kid is black and living in a state like Texas. Does that
what if we kissed… hahah i’m just kidding.,,.. unless..??
wwwWWWaWwaaaaaaiiittttt wait wait, In the Cool Kids preview, I think they’re looking into like some crater or something right??What if they found Peridot
jiont: what if the alpha kids and lord english finally had a showdown and he saw the sweet bro and hella jeff tattoos on their shoulders and lord english let out a mighty roar and ripped off his sleeves only to reveal that he has the geromy tattoo
deliverusfromsburb: pathometric: deliverusfromsburb: What if John is interested in ghosts because once he saw an arm coming out of the wall and Jade is a furry because she saw her God Tier self while dreaming on Prospit and Rose is fascinated by the
plot twist John accepts his responsibilities and ditches the storyline to go messing with DW instead lmao
nobodylovesringostarr: nobodylovesringostarr: Harry Potter AU instead of sorting hat, McGonnagal plays Lady Marmalade and see if the kid is lipsynching to Christina, Mya, Pink or Lil Kim
“What’s your name?” did someone ask for a motherfuckin uhhhhh…8XA backstory? cuz here’s some of it. first two restraining orders, at least.if it isn’t obvious from that statement, major warnings for: stalking, assault (non-explicit,
What am I Valentinesing for u Shadswife :U 💕(harinezumiko)you’re not getting me anything but if you HAPPEN to manage to steal this….very ugly deadpool that i’m NOT crying over right now…….
deheerkonijn: dad what if the other kids at the council dont like me cause i lost the muppet
thorboner replied to your post: Can I still introduce myself? Cause that’s what all the cool kids are doing. I’m Susan, like hell if I remember my first ship and fandom, and like hell if I can pick a main ship. Plot twist the Asian is Chinese, I
oscarofhearts: If you don’t like Grunt then I’m afraid you’re wrong
