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callmeyadi: lolsomeone-actually: s-erendipitymoss: chrisbrownthatbitch: true-floridian: this is too inappropriate to not reblog idec if my mom ever finds my blog. i must reblog this and never be ashamed. this. is. so. hot. my. god. Too hot to
lolsomeone-actually: s-erendipitymoss: chrisbrownthatbitch: true-floridian: this is too inappropriate to not reblog idec if my mom ever finds my blog. i must reblog this and never be ashamed. this. is. so. hot. my. god. Too hot to pass, even
ifmommyonlyknew: This is no fake, guys - this is actually my 40 year old son fucking me, his 60 year old Mom! Damn, I love it when he pounds me like this. What an amazing submit! Lucky bastard going balls deep in his own mother. Wow. Please submit
What the ACTUAL fuck is my hair doing?! All I did was take off my headband, and suddenly I look like an extra from the Mary Tyler Moore show.This is the longest my hair has been in a decade. Mom suggested I should use this opportunity to grow it out,
gracekraft: Wrapping up this section of water dwelling Pokemon in the Johtodex is the Slowpoke line! Slowking is actually my mom’s favorite Pokemon and we both have fond memories of it from the second Pokemon movie. I think anxious people like us
rock-moms: actually just thinking back on it this scene is like rly upsetting just the amount of like. confusion and hurt that steven thought jasper was talking about yellow diamond. because, like. she still thinks he’s rose. she thinks of him as respons
Outfit of the day. This is actually my Mom’s, so it’s a bit loose on me. Haha. Also, take this moment to appreciate my headband, since I never do anything special with my hair. I suggest if you actually want to see what the headband looks
Today my mom texted me while she was at work to tell me that drinking one cup of coffee at Starbucks is equivalent to eating 8.5 scoops of chocolate ice cream. I c wat ur doin mum. I ain’t neva gonna stop drinkin coffee.
confident-fear:nesgadol:reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful This is one of my favorite sites on here because everyone who reblogged it truly believes it because their moms won’t actually see it
grumpypeopleneedlovetoo: amerikkkanpie: nutritionbeast: This is what happens when a smoker quits. Pass it on. Glad I just kicked cigs this is actually really nice to know as my dad used to smoke but quit when he met my mom and they’ve been married
confident-fear: nesgadol: reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful This is one of my favorite sites on here because everyone who reblogged it truly believes it because their moms won’t actually see it
akkaleena: How it should have go. This is actually saying that my mom uses to show love to her kids. I thought it fitted Mikasa well pfff
tanetaneisland:i submitted this image as my senior baby picture and they just put it in the slideshow. nobody questioned whether or not this is actually a genuine photo of me or not. when im dead i hope everybody remembers me as this horrifying little
dogshaming: Mom, I checked the mail for you. Your Master’s diploma arrived!! I’m so proud of you!!! Love, Kerby This is actually my worst nightmare.
chriscappuccino replied to your photo “The only reason why I have this is because my mom went on the presale…” That is really cute, actually. It is! She was standing in line holding the palette asking people, “Why is everyone freaking
carsonphillips: when my mom took care of babies my favorite story is about this toddler named eli who took a while to talk and everyone was concerned about it but one day my dad was like “eli, can you say ‘car’?” and he looks at my dad and goes
death-limes: death-limes: You guys. This is my high school class ring. They said I could customize it. So I customized it. My mom still thinks this was a horrible idea. I say nay. i’m gonna do it i’m gonna invent time travel and strangle myself
samschechter: My piece for the Atomic City Comic’s Star Wars show for “First Friday” in Philly! If you’re in the city, there will be a Star Wars costume party at Tattooed Mom’s before hand, you should totally stop by and buy prints while you’re
ohgodwhoseroomsarethese: somequeershit: keep-calm-and-disney-on: Or, “How You Know You Are In An Abusive Relationship 101” My mom absolutely refused to let me see this movie and once I actually saw it, i saw why That’s the most chilling possible
mindreadingmetalbender: Actually My mom talked about this with the Twilight series How it’s all a hallucination of Bella’s mind and that Edward is the handsome young boy who leads her into her padded cell My mom’s very smart sometimes
muppetmolly: muppetmolly: Mom: You don’t shave your legs OR your armpits?Me: NoMom: Are you serious? Personal hygiene!Me: Yeah? Personal hygiene? Then make my brother shave too. The fact that this is actually getting notes is so beautiful, man.
the-renegade-rose: muppetmolly: muppetmolly: Mom: You don’t shave your legs OR your armpits?Me: NoMom: Are you serious? Personal hygiene!Me: Yeah? Personal hygiene? Then make my brother shave too. The fact that this is actually getting notes is
wrestleoynce: blkoutqueen: ilikehip-hop: stairway-t0-haven: youreinmydreamsnow: It’s so fucked up how backwards our education system is structured here in the states. wish my mom would see these and shut the fuck up. ^ This is actually stressing
friendlyneighbourhoodbicycle: merelybeing: Fighting tips by the one and only, Jackie Chan (x)(x) THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT GUYS When I was young, my mom would always tell me that if I’m in danger, the first thing to do is to run and scream,
muppetmolly:muppetmolly: Mom: You don’t shave your legs OR your armpits?Me: NoMom: Are you serious? Personal hygiene!Me: Yeah? Personal hygiene? Then make my brother shave too. The fact that this is actually getting notes is so beautiful, man.
confident-fear:nesgadol: reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful This is one of my favorite sites on here because everyone who reblogged it truly believes it because their moms won’t actually see it
bullysexualizesmommy: This is my friend Josh’s mom. This video was actually for the “social experiment” where they flirt and ask out a bunch of hot moms from our school, but seeing as she was on the phone the whole time, he decided to shoot up
tvwhitley: aboveignorance:vsvpnahmeen: glittergwapo: Here’s the full video 😊😊🔥🔥🔥 WHO IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS BITCH ⁉ I actually am never tagged in any of these videos lol could yall help me out and tag my name? Lol my mom
highlyglamorous: My mom makes jewelry and she is selling them on etsy. My mom is really sick with a disease that will never be cured and so it prevents her from actually working a job.. So this is just a way to bring in a little bit of money for her
officialalltimelow: How my parents use their phones:
spoonmeb: sexxxisbeautiful: this-is-life-actually: This empowering portrait series shows mothers’ bodies as they really are Follow @this-is-life-actually This is really truly beautiful. I really appreciate that my mom let my sister and I see
makethissound replied to your post: makethissound replied to your post: my brother is… My mom bought a bookshelf from Wal-Mart, but it’s not well designed so it leans so bad that it actually falls apart. Kinda scary when loaded with books. Maybe
my mom is watching kdramas again
so look at what my mom gave me for valentine’s ;o; she actually gave me this as i was waking up and put it to my face and i was all “LMFAO MOM I CANT EVEN SEE WHAT IT IS YET” cause when i first wake up my eyes are all blurry and sleepy
tbh if we did ever get married it would be in a field or on a beach with a jp and my mom and my grandmother and grandfather and his parents and siblings AND THAT IS IT (maybe my brother and step dad, too, idk)i could not possibly say the things that
wobbz: this is what today looks like 💙 #birthdayinbedwithmybabe #23
my Mom is a 4th grade teacher and she was teaching her students to right haikus and a nine year old, functionally illiterate boy wrote this one and it actually hit me hard
thefraybabe: teenage-dirtbag-like-you: thehauntedhouse: o-c-e-a-n-a-v-e-n-u-e: literally dead Fuck this mum is awesome x omg this is actually great!! :L BEST.MUM.EVER. I wish my mom was like this <3
snow-white-and-little-red: jen-iii: snow-white-and-little-red: jen-iii: snow-white-and-little-red: YOU SEE THAT FUCKING TAB YOU FUCKING SEE IT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING HELL WHY IS THIS HAPPENING Proof of use being the same person, theres no denying
