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I have the greatest feeling that I’m about to fuck shit up. I mean… you can also use the jar for tequila right???
oooh-boys: twinklover3: He is sooooooo fucking hot He is very fucking hot! I love the way he struggles to get that dildo in his tight hole! Can you imagine the noises and faces he would make with a tea dick!!
tishlush: tit-tea? (seriously, it’s a thing - http://www.greenbush.net/busdrdukrec.html - the taste is kind of weird, and it hasn’t made mine grow, but it is FUCKING MAGICAL that time of the month)
lostsoulsjourney: renaephalique: My Idol: the magnificent Hazel Tucker. That is a very lucky tea cup ;-) bigclitslittletits: Hazel Tucker Yuum, a favourite :3 HAZEL IS FUCKING HOT
mayamarinwritesomo: Is this not the best fucking mug ever?!? Tea is a favorite while holding, that’s for sure!
kip41098: mark-gaytits: cap-gamelamer: tangedolium: WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES? BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?! by throwing it into the harbor IVE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR THIS FUCKING POST
drinking-tea-at-midnight: you-had-me-at-e-flat-major: moonlandingwasfaked: chatchevalier: i had a dream that the new Lingo was “big yeet” and it meant something like “mood and i hate it” op this post is a big yeet how the fuck does anyone
drinking-tea-at-midnight: spyderqueen: Seeing some people on Tumblr still bitching about how it’s too late for voting and the only thing that will fix things is revolution. How about you fucking vote anyway? It’s not going to seriously cut into your
nuttworthy: dree18: texasexpose: dtwurban: kp083: my ex sends me this…thought he make me mad because he fucking w Ole dude; lol thanks for the nut nigga 💦💦👏😁✌ Wow @dtwurban that’s his younger brother fucking him. The tea is
protowilson: betterbemeta: This tea is awful. It’s fucking disgusting. Don’t believe that lazy shit idyllic pastoral landscape on the goddamn cardboard box. It’s a damn lie and if you drink this tea you’ll know the heart of minty darkness Like
lust4granny:Ever since the night that I put those sleeping pills in grandma’s tea and fucked her luscious old pussy mercilessly, she’s been sneaking into my bedroom every night since after everyone else is asleep and she enjoys herself with my cock,
nox-artemis: ztkuko: protowilson: betterbemeta: This tea is awful. It’s fucking disgusting. Don’t believe that lazy shit idyllic pastoral landscape on the goddamn cardboard box. It’s a damn lie and if you drink this tea you’ll know the heart
thebacklot: iamtheredheadedleague: I can’t get over the fact that Prince Harry calls the Queen Granny. IT IS SO WEIRD THAT SHE IS THE QUEEN AND ALSO HIS GRANNY. Adorable
adurot:judacris:heichouleo:Can we all take a moment to appreciate the fact that the Emperor from Mulan just walks away without giving a fuck while his life is in danger “Oh, my tea is ready.”Did I leave the oven on?This is so great I swear XD
texasexpose: dtwurban: kp083: my ex sends me this…thought he make me mad because he fucking w Ole dude; lol thanks for the nut nigga 💦💦👏😁✌ Wow @dtwurban that’s his younger brother fucking him. The tea is on my page.
vivalafaerie: Yesterday Donna and I sat in Noodle Gourmet. Donna was eating green noodles. I was drinking green apple green tea while wearing a green Green Day shirt (what the fuck is that sentence). There was a sign on the wall with a stoplight that
clickholeofficial: 5 Healing Herbal Teas That Will Have To Do Some Heavy Fucking Lifting If The Affordable Care Act Is Repealed Sometimes the natural remedies are the best, and if Congress guts the ACA, they’re about all you’ve got. 1. Chamomile:
auto-motif: kip41098: mark-gaytits: cap-gamelamer: tangedolium: WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES? BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?! by throwing it into the harbor IVE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR THIS FUCKING
did-you-kno: In 1913, suffragettes asked a British official why the cricket pavilion in Tunbridge Wells didn’t allow women. He replied, “It is not true that women are banned from the pavilion. Who do you think makes the teas?” They burned
#ellie miller’s husband is a murderer#she deserves to fuck someone this handsome -allrightfine
nuclear-tea:The reason Batman isn’t in Birds of Prey is because while everyone else said, “fuck Harley, she’s not protected by Joker anymore” Batman, absolute galaxy brain that he is, said, “Harley is no longer protecting
deluxetrashqueen:persephinae:Y’ALL THE WAIT TO FIX THE SUEZ CANAL IS SO LONG THAT EVERYONE IS JUST GOING THE FUCK AROUND THE ENTIRE CONTINENT OF AFRICA AGAIN SOON MAY THE WELLERMAN COME TO BRING US SUGAR AND TEA AND RUM
bombaycinemaclub: The first sip of tea is always the hardest. that isn’t supposed to be inspirational, I’m just stating it’s fucking nerve-racking waiting for it to touch your lips and potentially having it melt your face off
drtoof: dragleclef: rollrobin: unicycles: clawtheclouds: orsaeth-thewanderer: viletruthpurelies: long-mao: Everyone should know this. EVERYONE. Tea is for faggots who can’t handle coffee. COME THE FUCK AT ME Tea is for people who realize that
tea-britannia: kestrel-bird: combeferresque: fourfucks: all fandoms have that one fucking overused quote that is on 99.9% of the edits #genius billionaire playboy philanthropist gripped you tight and raised you from a highly functioning sociopath
that little girl is chopping wood in the snow at night and you two are sitting inside eating cookies and drinking tea like fucking ladies get off your hoity-toity asses and do something
delusion-of-negation:knightoflodis:caustic-light:delusion-of-negation:inthefallofasparrow:spaceshipsandpurpledrank:The Purple Dragon if you drink that your tastebuds will actually commit suicide Yes I’ll have a long island ice tea but water it down
friendlytrender: erikkillmongerdontpullout: thebigblackwolfe: thebigblackwolfe: I mean this is tea I love myself too much to fuck uglies Morally good got that wagon? Can you make moral goodness clap? I think the fuck not my good bitch You heard
sapphiredoves: everybodyhatesjroth: blasianxbri: BITCH THIS TEA IS PIPING FUCKING HOT. I BURNT MY MOUTH SIPPING ON THIS SHIT. FUCKING ROASTED YALL LEFT OUT THE ENDING THOUGH!! “And ain’t that just like White Feminism? Always getting up on somebody
roxyserotica: Haha. I read that in the Queens English. That is quite amusing x Indeed. I shall endeavour to becuddle my dear belle on the morrow, perchance for a bit of merry fucking after tea.
dree18: texasexpose: dtwurban: kp083: my ex sends me this…thought he make me mad because he fucking w Ole dude; lol thanks for the nut nigga 💦💦👏😁✌ Wow @dtwurban that’s his younger brother fucking him. The tea is on my page. OMG
tea-and-glasses: This isn’t even an overreaction yes it is. it’s just a spider that wandered into your warm house and IT’S ALREADY IN THE FUCKING TOILET. JUST FUCKING FLUSH seriously though what is so scary about spiders? they eat harmful
chaoticgood: spiderman is so fucking funny dude saves like an entire country and then he goes home at the end of the day and opens his fridge and hes got like 1 egg and a half empty can of arizona tea no matter how old he is or what comic hes from thats
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songsaboutswords: konkeydongcountry: daisydice: mmmskulljuice: beautiful-wildlife: Fashion show? by Ian Brown WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING It’s a baby Jacana. They use those ridiculous stick-figur toes to evenly distribute their weight as they
surprisebitch: honeyboobooilluminati: gizmoera: phteven: valetparkinsons: jaanfe: Sure, Jan tryin not to spill the tea the george glass lie was used in bridesmaids too, who the fuck is he? thats funny.. you haven’t heard of a george glass
tea-all-over-your-face: wolfxdog: chairofbusby: poisonxlilly: igirisu: british-pudding: oh the beautiful things i found on google oh my god what is happening that midriff looks appetizing, tbh… oh… ghdsjkamnbds oh my god OH FUCK AHHHHHHHHHHHH
flowurrry: yeawutevr: green-tea-smiles:YOOOO this is Dylan I swear. Tattoo is the same and everything. Holy fuck.I fucked that dude my names Bryan and you’ve never fucked me. k bye. your real name is not Bryan and you’ll never be Bryan. the real
