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slutty-daughters-and-sisters: “Relax honey, This is your present for getting a good grade this semester. I’m so proud of you. Just sit back, relax and enjoy it, ok? Your dad will never find out about this, all right? I promise you that. Don’t worry

brothersisterfathermother: I’d never even dreamed that I’d get this far with her, but here I was, emptying my cock into the willing mouth of my little cousin, who was swallowing every drop right before my eyes.

mattchew03: I’ve seen this make the rounds before, but it’s on the front page of Reddit right now and, well, it’s one of those “will never not be funny” types of things. never gets old!

niall-harry-liam-louis-zayn: nialljustgotwet: getting-nialled: I will never not reblog this okay it makes me fall off my bed laughing I die every time I see this, it’s amazing. I’m dying right now. Brb dying. omg INGENIOUS GAHHAHAHAHDLSL

elijaherotica: 18. Morning lazy sex so it’s not *sex* exactly but I never really got how people have the will to like get on top of each other right after waking up, this is like all I ever have the will for in the morning

rainbowjellies: omg wouldnt it be so crazy if i came back to tumblr dot com to post the link to my awesome “which txt member is your boyfriend but im right” quiz and then left to never be seen again hahaha jk unless?

He asked me to drinks and a movie, I thought he still was into me, and then he became my boss. I liked him. I fucking liked him. I like him. He became my boss. I hurt. I still hurt. That’s fucking fair right? That this still HURTS? That’s

lividlovers: nappyheadedmaiden: drchellechemist: nappyheadedmaiden: I WILL NEVER GET OVER THIS! She didnt anything fancy to preform just a band and mic. Kills me I never got see her live Right, she blew you away with her vocals alone. Whitney

slutty-daughters-and-sisters: “Relax honey, This is your present for getting a good grade this semester. I’m so proud of you. Just sit back, relax and enjoy it, ok? Your dad will never find out about this, all right? I promise you that. Don’t worry

xaztein: ”Under the mistletoe” Rhythm Blues will never get this tradition right… X3! Omai~

gaylor-moon: cheesyturtle: I will never get over this joke Futurama was so important THANK YOU right??

tfabrocks: dmc-dmc: afropenubian: foreverpruned: maniacmusic: nappyheadedmaiden: drchellechemist: nappyheadedmaiden: I WILL NEVER GET OVER THIS! She didnt anything fancy to preform just a band and mic. Kills me I never got see her live Right,

parker035: nappyheadedmaiden: drchellechemist: nappyheadedmaiden: I WILL NEVER GET OVER THIS! She didnt anything fancy to preform just a band and mic. Kills me I never got see her live Right, she blew you away with her vocals alone. 🔥🔥🔥

slimmeroo: 10000bears: he’s ready I will never get over this picture every time I see this picture I scrunch up my face and make such noises look at him he is so ready for bath time and you just know he’s gonna hop right into that puddle and ruffle

slimmeroo: 10000bears: he’s ready I will never get over this picture every time I see this picture I scrunch up my face and make such noises look at him he is so ready for bath time and you just know he’s gonna hop right into that puddle and ruffle

slutty-daughters-and-sisters: “You promise you’re gonna get a good grade this semester If daddy fuck you right honey?”“Yes Daddy, now please put that dick in my pussy already”“This dick will never go in your horny pussy

I really hate having friends who always have better friends to hang out with. I hate being invited as “I keep forgetting to tell you I’ll be in town” or “if you want, you can come” instead of being made to feel included.

get-motivation: run-fatt-girl-run: run-fatt-girl-run: CURVES IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES! being ‘skinny’ is not the only body type that is wondeful. I will never ever stop rebloging this- I love it. I would still call them skinny…. beautiful :)

slutty-daughters-and-sisters: “Relax honey, This is your present for getting a good grade this semester. I’m so proud of you. Just sit back, relax and enjoy it, ok? Your dad will never find out about this, all right? I promise you that. Don’t worry

ryeloaf:*someone posts a selfie with the caption “but I bet no one will reblog this because I never get notes”* me: you right lol *keeps scrolling*

nappyheadedmaiden: drchellechemist: nappyheadedmaiden: I WILL NEVER GET OVER THIS! She didnt anything fancy to preform just a band and mic. Kills me I never got see her live Right, she blew you away with her vocals alone.

ithotyouknew2: icanhassugar: ithotyouknew: Men will lie to your fucking face to get you to fuck them (for free) and never call you back, but somehow I’m trash for making them pay to fuck me, right? I’m going to reblog this at least once a week

bromancemmf:This couple will never get bored with the right friends around ;)

sexyhmu: slimmeroo: 10000bears: he’s ready I will never get over this picture every time I see this picture I scrunch up my face and make such noises look at him he is so ready for bath time and you just know he’s gonna hop right into that puddle

theiconcreative: The first step is always the hardest but getting stuck in the cycle waiting for the timing to be ‘right’ you will never get where you want to be. I’m pumped to be taking the first step this week on something I’ve had on my ‘someday’

lockedupslutboy:forever-chloe:I can’t wait to play a game of how small can we go!! This is gonna be so much funYour so right your Highness not only will it get smaller but after long enough time can reach a permanent atrophy and with never function

tallglassofvodka: boobspussyandredheads: donttouchmyarse: Ok Thom had said this will never get 1k before Christmas. Can you guys help me please? Help this beautiful woman out! She’s gorgeous Thom could be right :)

naturallylivi: badgyal-k: nicknamenyquil: oootay: This will never get old The vein on the right side of his neck does stuff to me. Maaaaannnn This scene is everything. It really made me love Chance.

chadleymacgufferson: lividlovers: nappyheadedmaiden: drchellechemist: nappyheadedmaiden: I WILL NEVER GET OVER THIS! She didnt anything fancy to preform just a band and mic. Kills me I never got see her live Right, she blew you away with

ithotyouknew2: icanhassugar: ithotyouknew: Men will lie to your fucking face to get you to fuck them (for free) and never call you back, but somehow I’m trash for making them pay to fuck me, right? I’m going to reblog this at least once a week

I get shots weekly for my allergies and the nurse who did them today just told me, “Jesus, you have no fat. Where am I supposed to put this needle? There’s a burger place right down the road, and Dairy Queen.” Then the other nurse smiled and agreed

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