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awkwardphotosofpearl: I went on the CN app today (April 1st) and was greeted with googly eyed thumbnails of Cartoon Network shows. So, you know, I’m just like “oh haha lol that’s cute” but then I went further down the rabbit hole and They committed

I like having a queue now, because my blog has so many different topics going on it that I don’t even know what the hell is going to come up.

Today I drew the nape of a figure’s back and accidentally made it look like the drawings on the chalk board during that flashback to the 104th in class. My cooperating teacher proceeded to point at it, explaining how executioners had to hit that

I went to a nearby gas station to pick up some snacks and these group of boys tried to pick me up and one of them used the same lame pickup line twice like i’m deaf? it was the most cringe worthy, saddest attempt I’ve ever experienced

buttfuckingbrothers: OH MY GODD??? A MORMON JUST BROKE INTO MY HOUSE???????? I WENT UPSTAIRS TO PUT ON MY PAJAMAS AND THE DOORBELL RANG SO I WAS LIKE UHHGGGG AND TOOK A REALLY LONG TIME TO GET TO THE DOOR AND WHEN I GOT THERE HE WAS STANDING IN MY LIVING

acupofteaandmore: so i took a nap today and i had a dream that the secret service came to my house and they were stone face serious and said “the president wants to see you” and i was just like oh fuck what did i do and i got on a plane and went

itssexualhour: oh my god i just had my first kiss and it was so bad he just kind of stuck his face on mine and went straight for tongue and im sure my teeth hit his tongue but i guess he thought it was good bc he keeps on texting me i just feel like

im pretty sure I died a little bit last night because oh my goddd darfin made my mind blank for a little while. idk why but everywhere he touched was like ultra sensitive and heightened and he went down on me for like 30 minutes and my legs were shaking

radiobread2: GUYS I GOT PULLED OVER TONIGHT BY A COP AND HE SAID I WAS RECKLESSLY DRIVING BUT REALLY IM JUST A BAD DRIVER AND I WAS LIKE IM SORRY IM ON MY WAY HOME FROM WORK AND HE’S LIKE OH WHERE DO YOU WORK AND I SAID CHICK FIL A AND HE WENT OFF

radiobread2: GUYS I GOT PULLED OVER TONIGHT BY A COP AND HE SAID I WAS RECKLESSLY DRIVING BUT REALLY IM JUST A BAD DRIVER AND I WAS LIKE IM SORRY IM ON MY WAY HOME FROM WORK AND HE’S LIKE OH WHERE DO YOU WORK AND I SAID CHICK FIL A AND HE WENT OFF

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