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Glitz SuicideLocation: Louisiana, USAAge: 21Into: Music, Body mods, putting body mods on others, drawing, the beach, southern cooking, make-up, sleep, organic foods, warm laundry, cuddling.Not into: People who don’t keep their word, trucks with
heretobreedyou: I’m going to teach you that you don’t forget to cook for me. I’ve just come back from a stressful day at work and the fact that my bitch hasn’t prepared my food has pushed me over the edge. You’re going to keep your hands
smartnslutty: devotionaltraining: humiliationcunt: 1. Clean the house 2. Cook food for him 3. Do household chores 4. Remain naked while doing household chores or don lingerie per his instruction 5. Greet him enthusiastically at door when he returns
sharpwords-sharperblade: HAPPY. FUCKING.TURKEY DAY. neckdicks abound, Spades Slick makes his annual sacrifice to the chaos gods. x x Happy thanksgiving.… And no I don’t intend on eating anything you cooked, Slick……..
Goodbye old microwave… We’ve cooked so much great food together :( I just can’t keep you around since you stopped putting out. I have needs. Sure the new Danby is cheap, but she’s ready to be broken in and cheap. I don’t
sadisticprofessor: smartnslutty: devotionaltraining: humiliationcunt: 1. Clean the house 2. Cook food for him 3. Do household chores 4. Remain naked while doing household chores or don lingerie per his instruction 5. Greet him enthusiastically at
Stupid slut, you till haven’t learned how cook right and because of that you ruined the food. Don’t think I’ll take things light on you this is the third time you it! You have to learn your lesson and I think a few good poundings
angelstonaa: tillerboomin: octoberjr: Some Of Y'all Don’t Think Y'all Suppose 2 Ever Throw Dem Leftovers Away!!! 🦃🦃 Here Go Da Itinerary 4 Da Leftovers📝 You cook the food on Wednesday night. Thursday you ate the food. Friday that’s when
scifigamingmom: iammyfather: If you feel the person is not smart enough to earn a living wage and yet you let them prepare your meal, says volumes about you. We don’t just stand over boiling fry baskets either. We prep the food, we cook the food,
therealerme: laberintauro: aneirakinked: smartnslutty: devotionaltraining: humiliationcunt: 1. Clean the house 2. Cook food for him 3. Do household chores 4. Remain naked while doing household chores or don lingerie per his instruction 5. Greet
sophieskinks: roastreadygirl:They don’t want to get cooked, but they will, because noone asks the meat if it likes to become food. too true
patriarchal-perfection: #1 YOU WILL COOK GOOD FOOD#2 YOU WILL CLEAN THE HOUSE SPOTLESS#3 YOU WILL DRAIN BALLS#4 YOU WILL OBEY EVERY ORDER A MAN GIVES YOU Ok cunts…..you don’t need a college degree, you don’t need a fancy dress, and you damn sure
jordan-reet: Oh I don’t want to haha. Well I didn’t know how much cooking we’d actually get done in that kitchen fantasy, but I really don’t mind cooking for you. Oh I thought you meant kitchen fantasy like the food would be so good it was
I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook
trebled-negrita-princess: soulxquarian:thoughtsofablackgirl:A reminder to all my sistas. #ILoveMyWideNoseLearning. I mean why would you? I don’t want my nose to be pinched up and narrow cuz then I wouldn’t be able to smell the seasoned food cooking
333caddiegirl333:xprincessripz:i don’t wanna work. I wanna have a garden and mind blowing sex with the person I love.And cook delicious foods all day and raise little babes.
I made bread successfully after one previous attempt. It looks funny because those spots had started to cook while the dough was rising in the oven. But it’s delicious. You don’t realize how much sugar bread has until you make your own.
andrewquo: The secret to cooking is to make your food look disgusting while secretly being delicious so you don’t have to share
monomi045: How to cook fried rice: get ingredients don’t panic follow internet recipe fuck up panic panic more ?????? ??!?!??!?? end up with some pretty tasty food and wonder what the fuck just happened
I’ve been cooking for myself since I was like 15, and cooking meals for the family before that. I don’t have time to date a woman who can’t cook or refuses to learn how
I always laugh and roll my eyes at these “white people don’t season their food” jokes on tumblr. But my housemate just put a frozen turkey leg in a pot with water and noodles, cooked it, and ate it…
k9jocks: thebibliosphere: thebibliosphere: thewoonderkabinett: thebibliosphere: thebibliosphere: Oh my god, food extract is not the same as an essential oil. Food extract is the flavoring of something cooked down into a carrier oil or alcohol
I don’t understand how I am this tired. I’ve been awake for not even 14 hours, I slept in, and I cooked and cleaned and surfed the internet. I took it easy. But my head feels like it’s made of a denser material than usual. My neck feels exhausted
featherframe: i hate the word ‘clean’ applied to food. ‘clean eating’. it’s just another dickhead way to call poor people dirty when they don’t have the time/energy/money to cook and eat wild line-caught salmon and ethically farmed organic
dirzette: marilyn—monbro: This is always a problem for me :,| I’m a feminist, and I don’t believe in the ‘women’s role is the kitchen’ but I love to cook- simply for the fact I enjoy it. And I like to make food for everyone, cause I enjoy
