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lixpex: He used to be quiet and shy - but ever since Master performed the transformation spell on his body, he knows he’s a hot stud. Now his easy grin gets him laid every weekend at the bar. (Sssh - don’t tell him Master didn’t actually do anything
hizzacked: hizzacked: Patreon Announcement! Hey guys! Amaterasu made a very generous donation during the whole new goal thing. We didn’t actually reach the new goal yet, but I decided to do his char in the monthly mini comic! Here’s Lux and Zoe
fuckhiswife:…Max fucked her like nobody else…the hard thrusts of his big cock were bringing her to the point of no return…she completely forgot about her hubby and about the fact that her hubby didn’t actually like Max… but all those thoughts
daddyslittlefuckdolls: Umm, what did you say? Oh, you want a happy ending? So you didn’t actually hire me for my therapeutic techniques. You fucking entitled men. I trained for years to be a legitimate masseuse but it’s not enough that I have to
kittypuddlz:I love how stretched I am getting my hole. ;) This past weekend, my boyfriend was finally able to get his entire hand to slip right inside me. He didn’t actually fist me, but getting his hand to slip past his thumb was a BIG accomplishment
friendlyyelling:U.C. Freshman Move-In Day 2007 (x)“..but then I was like.. Nevermind, I’m gonna become famous on Youtube instead.”— Markiplier (He didn’t actually say that..)
abdltime: Stacy has had enough. She didn’t sign up for this. A normal babysitting job turned into way more than she bargained for when she discovered Ms. Roberts didn’t actually have a baby. “But I will soon,” Ms. Roberts smiled. Stacy was
bustysister: It was horrible to admit, but I didn’t actually have a crush on my annoying, not-so-bright big sister, but I knew it was the only angle that allowed me to fuck that hot body of hers. Every time I thought about how horrible of a person
cypressrain-comics: It’s actually at forty now, but anyway. I do have another set of three ponies to go along with this, but it isn’t finished yet, so I’ll post that later with another group of three for the forty follower pic when I finish it.
sprocketxart:It may come as a shock that Maggie didn’t always have access to sex toys as an adult but that doesn’t mean she didn’t A. Masturbate to gangbang videos all the time and B. know how to improvise.
At this point in the story, Karkat is really just a Mary Poppins bag of surprises. You know I actually thought he’d go batshit crazy when Terezi told him about the things Gamzee did to her. But god look how grown up he is. And can we also appreciate
I DIDN’T THINK I’D EVER DRAW HUMAN!BUNNY BUT I DID AND NOW I’M CONFUSED Anywho, my take on him was largely influenced by Rinpin’s version (and Wolverine, which I first was annoyed by but then remembered that it’s actually
little-koggy: A RANDOM EFFORTLESS VIDEO APPEARS! I didn’t actually intend on recording this, but I’m glad I did. I was originally just going to put some thigh-socks and panties on, and then strap my bullet vibe to my cock and look at furry porn until
faircommentfuckoff: #Harry Potter and the Representation I Didn’t Actually Bother to Write But Still Want Credit For
slightlypregobsessed: incexxx: “Oh-h fuck-k-k.. ah-h-h… fuck…remember bro… just the tip.. okay?” Really, all she wanted was his baby - but she didn’t consider it incest if he didn’t actually fuck her properly…
yanagoya: I’ve got several prompts for hair pulling, so here. That was actually supposed to be in the tree-pages comic thingy, but it didn’t fit but here it is now. And oh hey, a penis returns!
pleasureschism: I also tried this a while ago but it didn’t actually work out like I’d planned! My collarbones are still basically the only thing I like ‘bout myself. ugh I still just love this.
eroscott: Helen didn’t actually prefer black men over white men, but she did like to fuck. It was her husband who had the black-man-fucking-his-white-wife fetish. Still, Helen didn’t say anything because she got a lot of good sex out of it.
kardashy: George Washington Carver didn’t actually invent peanut butter but I made this vine anyway
Life is full of choices. And no, I’m not suggesting that sexual orientation is one of them. But what we do is a choice.Yes, I can understand why you misunderstood. When I said I wanted you to “go gay,” I didn’t actually mean changing your orientation.
za-smierc-przyjaciela: speedwag: aozth: 2016 is quite a year ted cruz is literally an alien making up human idioms and hoping they work im so stressed I looked this up because I didn’t believe but he actually…….did say this
I didn’t think I could implement weiss’s old outfit colors into her new one, but I think I finally got the right color placement to make everything look actually like it works
And here we go, normally, requests are just sketches or sketchy lines but since it’s my OTP that I haven’t drawn in ages….I had an excuse to actually get a bit more into it XDtotally failed anatomy but yolo
lightandwinged: woodfiction: faircommentfuckoff: #Harry Potter and the Representation I Didn’t Actually Bother to Write But Still Want Credit For I love Jo and I love Harry Potter but this is getting stupid. tbh, this particular one, when taken
thelifeofsinposts: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY ARE YOU REBLOGING FROM ME?!? WHEN DID YOU EVEN KNOW I EXIST?!? @underwatersins i really love your blog but i dont know why you rebloged from me?! Im actual shit dude. But thatnks. It really made me happy! heyo
froborr: mexicantransguy: Ok but as a dysphoric trans man the whole ‘you need dysphoria to be trans’ actually baffles me because even tho I’ve always had severe dysphoria, it didn’t actually help me figure out my gender at all. I usually dismissed
vampyrrhicvictory: Okay, since u guiz have been blowing up my activity with that old, old Korrasami gif, I guess you want more Korrasami! But this leads to me feeling bad for two reasons: 1) I haven’t actually worked on that animation in ages, but
only-a-man-with-a-candle: roseus-jaeger: maycausebraindamage: Whenever I’m sad I remember that Aoba actually fucking said this Omfg, I’m dead. I didn’t watch the dub but now I’m reconsidering if I get “quality” like that. Oh my god,
tsundernova: I wanted to draw something but didn’t actually feel like doing any lines so here’s some digital papercut gems. Pearl has a serious case of sailor moon legs but quite frankly I don’t care :V <3 <3 <3
onelonelygod: The Doctr pulled away, shaking his head, slightly annoyed. He knew that Rose was just trying to help him, but he didn’t need help. In fact, he didn’t even want her help. Time Lords didn’t get sick. Or, at least, that was what he
cupcakedinosaur: I made this frame in like 2nd grade but it spent most of it’s poor life stashed in a drawer because it had some dumb picture of people I didn’t remember in it, but before I left for first semester I found this picture of me and Donnie
2017 was hard for me on levels I didn’t even know were possible. I don’t think a new year will wipe everything clean, but it never hurts to create an end point with this nonsense. Let’s hope next year is better and full of dressing
masterlovehurts: I’ve been looking forward to this ever since I heard that the Sexual Service Act was being proposed. Well, I didn’t think it would pass, but with every single woman voting yes- I mean, I was surprised. I voted no, actually, but I
blueguitarblues: Every morning when I get off work I drive past a street called Lois Street and it pisses me off because they had every opportunity to name it Lois Lane but did they? No. This is what’s wrong with society. “Street” and
gayspacerocks replied to your post: anonymous asked:so, random questi…Actually Opal and Sugilite both have accents! Opal’s resembles Garnet’s more than Sugilite’s but their accents were a major piece of evidence that people used when trying
tsundernova: I wanted to draw something but didn’t actually feel like doing any lines so here’s some digital papercut gems. Pearl has a serious case of sailor moon legs but quite frankly I don’t care :V
I’m a little annoyed ‘cause I was just at Hot Topic yesterday and while I don’t think they had the glow-in-the-dark variant of the keychain, I had no idea there was going to be one so I didn’t actually look to see if any of the Steven keychains
thecrossroadsangel: I saw the 5th and 6th movies before I read the books. I still need to, actually, but that’s beside the point. An old friend rented them to watch with me. I’d heard of Luna but didn’t really dig further. First thing I really
achievement-hunter: trblastoff: what Do you ever remember something from your childhood that was so surreal you think “no I had to have made that up no way something like that could have been real” and then years later you find that you didn’t
oblivionkeeper23: cailencrow: 4mysquad: Donald Trump actually defended Bernie Sanders as a fellow outsider against the ‘corrupt’ establishment Trump’s redemption arc begins.
danascullys:canadianslut: lush employee: hello welcome to lush would you like to buy some of our dirt harvested from the actual earth for only ห.99 per ounce if this post didn’t have so many notes I’d scroll off but ya’ll need to find your fucking
meggoboner: @jaffajamjam it’s the new season that premiered tonight. It’s actually fucking scary. What?! I didn’t realise the new series was out yet. I’ll have to track that down in the morning.
i lied to my parents and said i felt too shitty to go to school but in reality i just didn’t want to read the chapter i had a test on today wow i’m an actual piece of shit.
i solo yolo’d bc i only have like 30 discs and wanted one last shot at an anniversary card before it ended and i mean i didn’t get one but?? i guess this is okay? i’m still kind of salty tho ww but! at least i can idolize ban-chan now (´ ▽｀)
i wanna play maple story 2 so bad but i didn’t get a code 😭😭 and i don’t have money to buy the founder’s pack ;A; guess i’ll just wait for the actual release ;(((
starkspangly: #when you really let it sink in #that she just listened to him DIE #steve just sacrificed himself and she had to listen to it #of course he didn’t actually die but she didn’t know that #she had to live with that pain for years #i don’t
edgeargento: So today was the original release date for the boobie mousepads (Dec 1st). I had actually released them last Friday. But I’ve had a few people tell me they didn’t actually see the announcement. So I’m back to tell you that all 3 versions
So I was reminiscing with my mom. And I was talking about how a few years ago I thought I was having ulcers. But it was just like anxiety attacks it turns out. And my mom was like “well yeah”. And I was like “oh shit” but I didn’t actually swear.
mexicantransguy: Ok but as a dysphoric trans man the whole ‘you need dysphoria to be trans’ actually baffles me because even tho I’ve always has crippling dysphoria, it didn’t actually help me figure out my gender at all. I usually dismissed my
Did I not say this?
setheverman: yesterday i got 3 angry anons telling me to stop posting so many memes and it actually got me really sad… i just realized now that it didn’t actually happen, i just dreamed it. i guess my own subconscious mind wants me to stop but i
scratchdeleuze:honestly special shoutout to people who are scared of bugs but trying to recognize their inherent value as living creaturesIf you look at bugs and your thoughts are “oh my god you scare me so much but you didn’t actually do anything
mintykat: uMmMm so one of you followers bought this adorable phone case for me omg !! I didn’t actually expect anyone to get me something off my wishlist but THANK YOU SO MUCH THIS MADE MY DAY !! I LOVE YOU and it actually came just in time for
overcr00k: kickpushwood: motherphoga: metalfacedvillain: shredwardgnartard: you fucking stop that.your foot didn’t touch the floor.how the actual fuck??? bs no foot comply? WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK?! Don’t understand …..one foot bs 360???
weirdincestcaptions: “I mean, I didn’t actually give birth until a full year later, but… it’s still her fault.”“Wait… that was your first kid? But you’re pregnant by him again?”“Well, every kid deserves a sibling!”
confession, i’ve actually never read warrior cats, i didn’t even know what it was until i became more involved online and i heard people talking about it
You know, I used to get bummed out if I didn’t draw everyday, specifically I mean, if I didn’t finish at least one full piece daily. Which would actually put a lot of pressure on me and I’d feel like I was slacking off and letting my skills rust
mind-invasi0n replied to your post: Keep updating the iPhone all you want Apple but… Actually you have an original Snake game somewhere on App Store :) Nokia didn’t make me pay 99c for it 10 years ago, I’ll be fucked if I’m
actually i was gonna like, add a little mini training montage of yang being weiss’s temporary personal trainer helping her build up strength to pick up blake like thatbut ofc…. im lazy as all shit so, that obviously didn’t happen. but now u
