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“I’m SO happy that you came to visit me, big brother! I didn’t think you were actually going to come here by yourself. But listen, maybe this is weird, but like, I kinda told all my friends that my boyfriend was coming to visit me. I&rsq
nakedgirlsdoingstuff: “I told you my sister was weird.”
Rolling Stone: Did you know Frank Ocean was gay before he came out last year? Tyler, the Creator: Yeah, I was one of the first people he told. I kinda knew, because he likes Pop Tarts without frosting on them, so I knew something was weird. But that’s
fr0stedlips: polar-bite: clientsfromhell: Client: Do you do lemonade? Me: Do we do… lemonade? Client: Yes, I was told you do that here. Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop. Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. Me: I’m sorry,
Some guy on fetlife… just told me my penis was weirdly circumsized… like… bruh… google “frenulum”… what do they teach people these days? You have a penis… how do you not know this…
whatshehassaid: dean-is-a-badass: sassyandpunk: have you ever met someone who likes the same stuff as you but they’re not obsessed enough and then they get weirded out by your obsessiveness yes
crunchthedeerstroyer: humunanunga: When a customer says some Weird Shit in the middle of check-out, Okay, so very recently, I was cashiering for Publix, and it was late at night, and I actually didn’t wanna be there, go figure. So this woman walks
bustysister: “I’m SO happy that you came to visit me, big brother! I didn’t think you were actually going to come here by yourself. But listen, maybe this is weird, but like, I kinda told all my friends that my boyfriend was coming to visit
wanlingnic: A week ago, if you told me I’d fall in love with a 90’s tv show that came out even before I was born, and it was about about a ‘chosen one’ and his weird dads, I’d laugh at you. …Mighty Max is all I can think about, and I’m
sierraslinger: spoken-not-written: My boyfriend just told me that the Krabby Patty secret ingredient is crab hence why it’s called a Krabby Patty and why Mr. Krabs is so secretive over it because he doesn’t want people to know they’re eating
redgart: @kiashikun said: I HOPE this isn’t weird or anything? but my friends told me to show you so - i tried colouring in your kukui sketch :o - it was a lot of fun! :> i hope you like it!!! ME: ARE YOU KIDDING? THIS IS FANTASTIC, awesome really
yiffvore: if someones pronouns are it/its you are obligated to use them and if not youre being transphobic for misgendering it and not respecting its pronouns it absolutely does not matter if it makes you uncomfortable because other peoples pronouns
kapnkermit: pleasuring-myself: Dear anon, When you told me that my pussy close-ups look weird and that it looks ugly, you didn’t take into account the fact that I was going to not give a fuck and post more pussy pics. Yours sincerely, My “ugly”
blessed be the boys time can't capture
did-you-kno: According to his bodyguard Crook, Abraham Lincoln dreamed about being assassinated 3 nights in a row. Crook told him to stay home that night, but he left and said “Goodbye, Crook.” It was the first time he ever told Crook goodbye instead
2gagthefag: nicecocklittlebro: “This is fucking weird” “You’ll like it, bro,” I told him. “Just put it in my mouth” Soon my little bro was grabbing my head and thrusting his cock into my throat Follow gag the fag SIRhttp://2gagthefag.tumblr.com
chepibola: have i told you guys about that one time i had to do a presentation on class but i was being a lazy fuck so i just copied one i found on the internet and presented it but the whole time my teacher was giving me weird glares ok so after i was
teen3r: Rolling Stone: Did you know Frank Ocean was gay before he came out last year? Tyler, the Creator: Yeah, I was one of the first people he told. I kinda knew, because he likes Pop Tarts without frosting on them, so I knew something was weird.
lesbianfosur: I hate it when you tell someone you’re gay and then they start acting all weird around you. Like bruh I told I was gay, not that I had a dead body in the trunk of my car.
replaceablee:You know what I find funny? That there was a point in time where you had a best friend and you literally told them everything and now they don’t even text you to see if you’re okay or even text you period. It’s just weird how time changes
knwoles: MUSIC MEME: [1/5] Favorite Female Musicians » Onika Tanya MarajWhen I started making those weird voices, a lot of people told me how whack it was. “What the fuck are you doing?” they’d say. “Why do you sound like that? that doesn’t
so I gotten woken up by my phone at the 3:40 in the morning and it was my ex’s little brother, he sent me a facebook message saying ‘hey do you still talk to j (my ex)?’ and like this is so weird and random?? its been 6 years since ive talked to
Rolling Stone: Did you know Frank Ocean was gay before he came out last year?Tyler, the Creator: Yeah, I was one of the first people he told. I kinda knew, because he likes Pop Tarts without frosting on them, so I knew something was weird. But that’s
I wanna draw something feral getting it’s balls filled with eggs by an insect....
replaceablee: You know what I find funny? That there was a point in time where you had a best friend and you literally told them everything and now they don’t even text you to see if you’re okay or even text you period. It’s just weird how time
pumpkinmcqueen: l4422l:It’s weird when you realize the person you once told everything to now has no idea what’s going on in your life Was just thinking about this
chikinan:the idea that your friends won’t like you if you’re too weird is wrong for example one time I told a friend whenever I was losing my mind I laid down on the floor under my desk and stared at it until I was better and next time she
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