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annadesu: Sorry I don’t make the rules

twoleggedhanna:It happens in real life, it’s canon, sorry I don’t make the rules.

annadesu:Sorry I don’t make the rules

gabitzart: Lego Batman Joker is the superior Joker, sorry I don’t make the rules

submissive-scorpio: So if you’ve ever had a sex dream about me, you have to tell me. I’m sorry, I don’t make the rules

I have seen two (2) spiders in my bedroom tonight and I’m gonna have to burn the building down, I’m sorry, I don’t make the rules.

erotic-nonfiction:I have seen two (2) spiders in my bedroom tonight and I’m gonna have to burn the building down, I’m sorry, I don’t make the rules. There have been two more tonight and one was crawling on my leg and I am gonna have to set myself

erotic-nonfiction: erotic-nonfiction:I have seen two (2) spiders in my bedroom tonight and I’m gonna have to burn the building down, I’m sorry, I don’t make the rules. There have been two more tonight and one was crawling on my leg and I am gonna

partymanyeah: unfollovving: If you’re gonna keep being cute then you’ll have to kiss me, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules ok no problem

ironwoman359:rhube: captainsblogsupplemental: Data is the supportive friend everyone needs. He’s the best character guys sorry I don’t make the rules

cookinguptales:this is all I’m talking about until halloween sorry i don’t make the rules

wet-dreams-and-omo: torpiss:boy pee is an exotic delicacy i’m sorry i don’t make the rules 100% fact guys theres no debating this

unfollovving: If you’re gonna keep being cute then you’ll have to kiss me, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules

unfollovving: If you’re gonna keep being cute then you’ll have to kiss me, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules

lgbtqi-support-equality: The true mark of a Straight™ is not noticing OBVIOUS satire that when lgbp+ people say stuff like “everything is gay, sorry I don’t make the rules” and they take it as serious statement.

plantibug: hey…..it’s getting colder so…….sorry….I don’t make the rules….but……you have to come cuddle with me……thanks

bigdaddyjoestar: tifa lockheart is bara af sorry i don’t make the rules

the-unapologetic-ace: Sharks support Asexuals and Aromantics, sorry I don’t make the rules. No reposting

ironwoman359:rhube: captainsblogsupplemental: Data is the supportive friend everyone needs. He’s the best character guys sorry I don’t make the rules

r0senwyn:If I follow you I’m flirting sorry I don’t make the rules :/

captaincam: If you’re a mutual and you think I’m hot then you have to breed me. I’m sorry I don’t make the rules.

poshbogan:if i make you hard you have to show me. sorry i don’t make the rules 🤷🏼‍♂️

bifacts: Fact: Bisexuals are cute. All of them. Are you bisexual? You are cute. I’m sorry I don’t make the rules, you are cute.

playfully-sadistic: hey, if you moan into my mouth while we’re kissing there’s a 99% chance you’ll be fucked into the mattress the rest of the day/night, sorry I don’t make the rules

furry-romance: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/haychel/ I am obligated to reblog this masterpiece of sweet, cute, sexy, perfection every time it appears on my dash. sorry I don’t make the rules =w=

seroia-archive: iggy is the Best koopaling sorry i don’t make the rules

seroia-archive: iggy is the Best koopaling sorry i don’t make the rules

tobio-against-aphobes:Every aromantic is wonderful and amazing sorry i don’t make the rules

the-unapologetic-ace: Sharks support Asexuals and Aromantics, sorry I don’t make the rules. No reposting

barackobama: barackobama: it is now a federal offence to unfollow me, sorry I don’t make the rules Wait

selanpike: steven universe is just utena, sorry i don’t make the rules

chairicon:The really weird autistic sweet spot where you just say things you think and people find you super funny

jacquaeline: The Get Down is the best show on netflix anyone who disagrees is wrong i’m sorry i don’t make the rules

jesslynnwilson: If you’re reading this, we’re dating. Sorry, I don’t make the rules I only enforce them.

daddyjackfrost:if you like dark chocolate, you’re automatically sexy. sorry i don’t make the rules

unfollovving: If you’re gonna keep being cute then you’ll have to kiss me, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules

lgbtqi-support-equality:The true mark of a Straight™ is not noticing OBVIOUS satire that when lgbp+ people say stuff like “everything is gay, sorry I don’t make the rules” and they take it as serious statement.

gaylor-moon: thepeaktrans: If you’re transphobic your gay card has been revoked. Sorry I don’t make the rules! You can’t be in a community if you hate part of it!!! Dont 👏 say 👏 you’re 👏 down 👏 with 👏 lgbt 👏 if 👏you👏

the-unapologetic-ace: the-unapologetic-ace: Sharks support Asexuals and Aromantics, sorry I don’t make the rules. No reposting Happy Shark Week!

plantibug: hey…..it’s getting colder so…….sorry….I don’t make the rules….but……you have to come cuddle with me……thanks

unfollovving: If you’re gonna keep being cute then you’ll have to kiss me, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules

$accumulodicorpi: pexple: pexple: yo my bf is good at this sorry if i know u irl ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ honestly not reblogging this is homophobic sorry i don’t make the rules :// i’m not homophobic and 100% THAT GAY ASS SUPPORTER.$

accumulodicorpi: pexple: pexple: yo my bf is good at this sorry if i know u irl ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ honestly not reblogging this is homophobic sorry i don’t make the rules :// i’m not homophobic and 100% THAT GAY ASS SUPPORTER.

kuriquinn: death-to-ceasar: history memes are the highest forms of humor, sorry I don’t make the rules It’s because they’re so true

makomaragi: in the 23 years of pokemon, respect the first and only female pokemon professor that gives you your starter and helps you on your journey also!!! respect her wife!!! sorry I don’t make the rules

dimpleforyourthoughts: hey so if you’re a tumblr friend that I adore and we meet in real life we have to make out sorry I don’t make the rules

lgbtqi-support-equality:The true mark of a Straight™ is not noticing OBVIOUS satire that when lgbp+ people say stuff like “everything is gay, sorry I don’t make the rules” and they take it as serious statement.

sussexandbeesplease: sherlock and john either live forever or they die in sussex together holding hands in their sleep after a long and happy life well-lived I’m sorry I don’t make the rules that’s just the way it is

insomniac-arrest: Valentine’s day is during femslash February which is a clear indication that Valentine’s is a wlw holiday, sorry I don’t make the rules, romance belongs to the gays

if you have muscles and tattoos we’re automatically married sorry i don’t make the rules

playfully-sadistic: hey, if you moan into my mouth while we’re kissing there’s a 99% chance you’ll be fucked into the mattress the rest of the day/night, sorry I don’t make the rules

playfully-sadistic: hey, if you moan into my mouth while we’re kissing there’s a 99% chance you’ll be fucked into the mattress the rest of the day/night, sorry I don’t make the rules

lovestory:if you follow me that makes us besties….sorry i don’t make the rules

Can we all agree that the real canon of overwatch is that Zarya doesn’t even have a barrier, she just protects herself by her Rock hard muscles

makomaragi: in the 23 years of pokemon, respect the first and only female pokemon professor that gives you your starter and helps you on your journey also!!! respect her wife!!! sorry I don’t make the rules

archiekennedy: it’s officially illegal to kill off female characters just to generate manpain and motivate the hero sorry i don’t make the rules

queerzoro:sorry but ur character can’t be straight unless you have proof .. :/ I mean have they have looked into the camera and said “im a heterosexual”? no? therefore every character is queer by default sorry I don’t make the rules

melxdramatxc:thick thighs x fishnets = the hottest thing on planet earth sorry i don’t make the rules

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