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Pretty sure eggs don’t come from a fucked up lawyer shitting them. Or that they are somehow that shade of blue either. Or that they’re covered in what appears to be strawberry flavored lube.
Emerald Valkyrie and MarcusThe super rude, and the hilariously safe-for-dA version. Our buxom heroine Kimberley Jones enjoying some one on one time with the vampire Marcus(This ridiculous dick is based off a real photo, I shit you not)
Are the worst of allAnd the blood’s run staleI wanna hide the truthI wanna shelter youBut with the beast insideThere’s nowhere we can hideI never did get to finish this stupid thing so here’s the very last installment of JM Week: DreamsFyi this
shylittlebaby:MY INBOX IS EMPTY AND FOR THE PAST THREE DAYS I’VE KEPT UP WITH THE CHAT MESSENGER. BE PROUD Doesn’t mean I don’t skim through messages and mass delete or I’m not trigger happy with the block button
apeculiarangel: pinkdementors: everyone who writes their ‘7’s with a little dash through them had a conscious moment of truth where they actively chose to write ‘7’ in that way and never stopped doing it like if you can’t clearly recall that
There are somethings I just know and I know I’m not going to fall in love with the next true love of my life in FL. I’m glad. I got too much shit to concentrate on and build before I hit the road and/or find a second home base. I want to
arcanine-weenus: icanonlyjunkrat: bratmcnugget: danipup: locket-ship: jedihighcouncil: hardtostayaway: jedihighcouncil: Straight men who always joke about hating their girlfriend are so fucking weird like imagine having a girlfriend and not
faedreamer: fucking yes. do not act like misandry is the same thing as misogyny. i am sick of people posting about how women are ‘just as bad as the men with the hate’. No, we’re not. it’s different things coming from very different places. misandry
What I do not understand is people comin to me with fuckin shit constantly on my day off as if I were here with my nametag, walkie, and business casual. Bitch no. You can treat me like the MOD when I am the MOD. Customers I expect to know better and still
I have given the landlord two notices to fix my toilet since Saturday, a handwritten note and a phone callMeanwhile the only thing between my toilet and constant running water is literally 2 empty pop cans and a plastic bottle
shutiao:the worst part about being bilingual is being only like… moderately bilingual. like you can make conversation but you can’t like read articles and shit. or if you can understand but not respond. or if you only know enough to look impressive
And that’s how shit gets complicated. Just be happy with the fucking. Some people out there don’t get to fuck and would gladly trade places. Luckily I got both, but if not, I’d be doing just fine with fucking.
i feel like ea saying play a million hours or buy the shit isnt too different from blizzard saying play a million hours or buy expensive shit that may or may not contain what it is youre looking for. at least with ea youll get exactly what it is you
Fuck, I spent about 5 minutes drawing this dickweed and almost half an hour messing with the text. Kankri is righteous and true, please do not steer him from the path of social sensitivity. He is the greatest homestuck character because everything he
everything I do feels like it’s not enough. I’m not being kind enough, I’m not being strong enough, I’m not reacting at the intensity I should. I don’t know what to do with the flashbacks. I don’t know what to do
todaysbird:obsessed with photos from bird bandings where the bird is visibly not having a great time and/or choosing violencex
kurves-n-kurls: niemacreamm: ardnale: niemacreamm: I’m actually nasty. Not the fake shit y’all claim. I’m with the shits …. lol. 😈 Literally 💕 What baby girl said. You’ve been warned😘
seemeflow: Reportedly, he was quoted as saying, “You still have not done anything. You have not changed the direction of the Police Department. You asked me to come up with six or seven policies that you did not implement,” Banks fumed at the city’s
andcombust:A Different World, 1991But what’s crazy is that it’s really not a different world at all. Many of us are still dealing with the same problems our parents dealt with over twenty years ago. And this is why we still need shows like this; because
i don’t sit here expecting white people to help with the black struggle. the struggle is against THEM. idgaf if they get it or not. i am not asking for my freedom or my life. im taking that shit.
melanatedlymotivated: afrolistafeminista: curlybynature-nappybychoice: coalgxld: blackfashion: quentishaa: pope-godinez: This was not planned at all The nigga with the Arizona on his desk is me af they nice af with it They really cutting up
aint-it-fun-alisha: drankinwatahmelin: mightyfrekan: This is a false equivalence. Changing hair color is not the same as Blackface. With the exception of Tiny cosmetically changing her eye color, none of the other women have tried to change their race.
msjenai: imsoshive: He didn’t just say that. Tell me he did not just say that. I hope this isn’t true. Newsflash for all the seemingly out of touch with reality people: just because you may know a black person, it does NOT excuse the negative
mattfisher: whileyouweresleeping: exgynocraticgrrl: Deconstructing Masculinity & Manhood with Michael Kimmel @ Dartmouth College Boom. — From NYC. The Brown University graduation ceremony ends with the university president tattooing this
How To Eat Your Man’s Ass: A Guide to Success in 2016
uglyjus: grandma with the shits👵🏾
karrmennn: chescaleigh: why would anyone be in a relationship with someone who thinks this is ok?seriously. love yourself. Now who was saying that’s not even the same girl in my notifications the other day? I wonder what other micro- (and macro-)
muvatokyo: jayepm: kumagawa: same He is not with the bullshit FREE HIM A young G in the midst of coons
triplehamburgerjack: lovemyths: arkynn: “nothing against scarlett” why not? she the one who went out for the audition and is okay with actively participating in whitewashing. its not like she cant get work lol. why we gotta act like actors have
iamchinyere: He’s not even cold yet, and white folks are starting up. This is fucking offensive. This bitch don’t have the talent Prince had in his baby toe and y'all wanna claim she the next him? Get thee behind me with this shit, satan.
dreamsinajarcant: galacticspacemermaid: dreamsinajarcant: dandy-boi-ftm: slide-effect: notonyourbarricade: It was a huge disappointment as a child to fall in love with the stars and then find out how much math it requires to get anywhere near them.
avidwallflower: There’s a such thing as black people who are naturally gingers. If I hear one more lame ass excuse for white people about why Mary Jane should be black… cut the shit it’s not her hair you have a problem with
alwaysbewoke: alwaysbewoke: Research: Millennials are just about as racist as their parents The fact that today’s young whites are not much different from their elders on racial prejudice shouldn’t be all that surprising, as it matches past research
“You got the right bitch to put you in the wrong motherfuckin place” she was not with the shit
whenyougetrightdowntoit: thehighpriestofreverseracism: 206bish: thehighpriestofreverseracism: This is probably my fave video of all time They were crabs Michael Loved this one… She was not with the shits, Michael.
eastcoastgold: theimaginarythoughts: neonblak: excima: Oh my fucking god I DONT EVEN NEED THE SOUND Gamgam not with the shits 😂😂 Where she get the gun from 😭😭😭
afrojane: kidweed:this gave me whiplash im with the shits A penis is not a muscle tho…
curlicuetruth: This gets funnier to me everything I watch it. I love that she’s not putting on a scary mask, or making scary faces or noises, or wearing her clothes to distort her figure, or doing anything overtly scary or inhuman. She’s just…
thahalfrican: prettyandmean: thahalfrican: aaliyah-appollonia: cognacunbound: thighetician: everydayfixxx: prettyandmean: If u not willing to nut in my pussy we dont need to fuck Ballsy Wild Same. I don’t want to fuck or have any business
goldenpoc: theimaginarythoughts: neonblak: excima: Oh my fucking god I DONT EVEN NEED THE SOUND Gamgam not with the shits 😂😂 Naaaaah, this dead me like shit
The Expendables 3 Full Trailer… i know , i know , not a intellectual , romantic movie , but i’m a 80’s guy … i was raised with these actors and movies !! can’t wait for this one to be released !! Boys are back in town
by-levi: ✻ Posted with a permission from the artist. ✻ Mulbe on DeviantArt: Profile Link Do not remove the original artist or link to their account. Just thought it’s an amazing illustration, and it would be shame if it’s not shared
rickjohnson replied to your post: Man, I’m so virgin, I don’t even know … i could teach you homie i’m like an encyclopedia with that shit I appreciated the offer but I won’t need it any time soon, it’s not like I’m planning
I got sick of spending $$$$$$$$$ to get my roots bleached so I picked up some black semi permanent shit with the intention of dying most of it black and colouring my bangs/ends the blue I really like…but after doing the black my bangs and ends
sourcedumal: mayasmamauncensored: I promise you my daughter is not with the shits…. over the past few weeks there has been 3 separate occasions where little old white ladies have tried her. Here’s a recap: OWL #1 - In the grocery store and this lady
bilboh: you fucking know what? we are not going overboard we will not calm down do you fucking know why? because women have been dealing with this shit since the goddamn start of civilization we have gone from sticks and rocks to x-rays and computers
andahappynew-year: itsmorifarty: biologytextbook: when someone taller than you hugs you and you kind of put your head on their chest and it feels really protective and warm like godamn if thats not the greatest shit in the world alternatively, being
officialkart:If you’re not on Twitter following the fake Twitter Blue accounts drama… I’d say i feel bad for you but I’m providing you with the best screenshots here so you don’t have to feel left out
midiport:45210khz67300khz410909khz:midiport:midiport:GUYS HOLY FUCK HOLY SHIT I FOUND IT AT A THRIFT STORE SOMEOEN WROTE THEIR NAME ON IT BUT IT COMES RIGHT OFF WITH ALCOHOL ITS JAPANESE EDITION DO YOU HOW MUCH THIS SHIT COSTSTHATS HIS???????IM KILLING
nichvlas: It’s not about the kissing, holding hands, the dates, the sex, and showing off. It’s about being with someone who makes you happy in a way that no one else can. It’s about being with someone who accepts you and your weirdness. It’s
Don’t piss me off because you think you have shit on me. Don’t wanna pull the douchebag card but, again, you’re not in a position to piss me off with the shit I have on you, OKAY
Metal art =3= mmmmf i love the smell of sparks. This was my first go on a plasma cutter x3
Not guilty. The Israeli captain who emptied his rifle into a Palestinian schoolgirl
adoringbeyonce: DO. NOT. FUCK. WITH. THE. HIVE. BITCHES. 1. You do not make fun of a toddler2. You do not make fun of a toddler, even as a joke3. YOU DO NOT FUCKING MAKE FUN OF A TODDLER EVERhow low do you have to sink to think its funny to talk shit
I am not happy that everyone is now saying that Colton Haynes is gay.Has he said that he is? No. He simply said there was nothing to hide about having a sexual history with a man. People are inferring the shit out of it and making all these assumptions
Kinda want cuddles and kisses.But also that kind of fuck in which you press you body one against the other as if not touching enough skin meant not breathing.But also to be gently played with.But again, I want to bend them over and fuck the shit out of
iagreeonehundredpercent:dark-sappho:1860s female archery outfit with pocket diary hanging from the belt (source)[me pulling out my pocket diary in the 1860s after shooting a man] Dearest Diary, you will not believe the shit Louis just tried to pull.
That’s not a goddamn elder dragonThat fucker had arena abilities and AoE fire nukesthat a was raid boss!
localeggboi: @drawbauchery Please sign this petition so they can be cool friends I couldn’t resist drawing your ruby with my ruby (aka Whun) since I had just recently finalized the design for her. (shhshhh I’m not suppose to revel her yet! Keep
the problem with Attack on Titan is that no one takes it seriously neither tihe fandom, the merchandising, nor the animation studio not even Isayama himself takes it seriously