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if there’s 3 of you, you shouldn’t have to get him too drunk. c'mon now… lol
drgraevling: Happy winter holidays, people! Here’s Mishavi spending her holiday in a nice bar, getting drunk and stuffed and happy.
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.~George Burns 8===D——{ Wetiquette
adareshecouldntrefuse: My wife was very drunk and I had already passed out from drinking too much. I guess my buddy Sam dared my wife to give our other friend Lamar a blowjob after they dared her to get naked. I wish I had been able to stay up so I
strictmom4you: SON LOOSEN UP! HAVE A DRINK! MOM I HAVE TO DRIVE YOU BACK HOME AND WE LIVE 40 MILES AWAY! I’M NOT GETTING DRUNK!SON……….I BOOKED US A ROOM HERE FOR THE NIGHT. HAVE A DRINK, HAVE A LOT OF DRINKS! WHY MOM?YOU MAY NOT WANT TO REMEMBER
arousingsounds: “Yessss, baby. Cum for me. Just like that. I want to drink in your pleasure. I want to get drunk off it. More. Give me more. YES, just like that. Aren’t you perfect? Grind, thrust - take what you need and then give it back to
slutrobbie: sissymartina: So I was lying out by the pool today In a skimpy thong and the bar man kept on giving me drinks, literally every 10 mins. After the 5th one I realized he was trying to get me drunk! I was already tipsy so… I asked him to
dancerslegs: lil-miss-bi-curious: asluttyvirgin: lil-miss-bi-curious: “Yessss, baby. Cum for me. Just like that. I want to drink in your pleasure. I want to get drunk off it. More. Give me more. YES, just like that. Aren’t you perfect? Grind,
did-you-kno: Drinking a ton of beer can make you smarter! Studies show that large amounts of hops can improve cognitive function. Unfortunately, you’d have to drink 3,520 pints in 1 day to get the effect. So once you became the smartest drunk person
lust4lilac: hdmilez: Where’s all my followers at? What is it to early for all you pussies, shit I worked all day and was high by noon Ummmm excuse me! U were WHAT by noon????????? an who are you with right now????????????
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mycheatinggf: It was your first big springbreak and you and your girlfriend went to the beach where all the parties were at. The two of you, especially your girlfriend, were already pretty drunk but she told you to get some more drinks. When you came
teaseanddenialcaptions: One evening she told me to drink one beer after another. First I thought she wanted me to get drunk, because she knows that I’m much hornier then. But when I wanted to empty my bladder after two beers, she ordered me to stay
womenrapingmen: This is what happens when guys drink too much at sorority Halloween parties. It’s a contest in some sororities. The girls try to get the guys drunk. Then they get them in one of the back bedrooms. Then, because the guy is so drunk,
One evening she told me to drink one beer after another. First I thought she wanted me to get drunk, because she knows that I’m much hornier then. But when I wanted to empty my bladder after two beers, she ordered me to stay in the room and keep
omorashiii: Ok so I’ve noticed that the majority of weekends I find myself drinking a lot. and idk if that’s because I’m a borderline alcoholic or I just like to get super desperate and try not to piss myself while floaty and drunk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
leatherlacedbass: *power levels over 9000* I’ve been waiting a long time to use that reference lol thank u all! But I wanted to post these for one other reason, DO NOT GET DRUNK AND BDSM. I KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE GET MASOCHISTIC/etc WHEN DRINKING BUT
blacklongfellow: Sometimes, when my Uncle can’t figure out how to use his ride-share app to get home, especially after a night of heavy drinking at our house, he will ask me for help. One time, my Uncle was so drunk he could barely say, “Nephew,
knifeandlighter:going to drink like 14 beers tonight and escape from everything. Newsman you should drink whisky like I do, get drunk much faster and with less pauses to pee
knifeandlighter:knifeandlighter:going to drink like 14 beers tonight and escape from everything. Newsman you should drink whisky like I do, get drunk much faster and with less pauses to pee i pissed like ninety times last night it was awful.
Trying to convince my friend to continue drinking/smoking with me
milfman51:An early Christmas present for my son, since his father is to drunk from his work party to get it up. And , well when I drink I get horny.
the-unpopular-opinions: Drinking a couple of drinks is fine - and I have no problem with people who get drunk every now and then. But seriously, every single fucking week? And just randomly in town as well? Then I get called a killjoy and made out to
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just-shower-thoughts: When you’re drinking to get drunk, the drink that you’re drinking is getting drunk as well.
phedrebelle:The more I learn about this man, the more I get torn between wanting to get drunk with him and wanting to shoot a scene with him. becomingkitten i’ll drink to that
solitary-gal: perversions-of-the-mind: Yes please I do this and time myself to see how long before she stops me, which I then use as a guide to determine how successful I will be at acquiring cheeks that night. A full ten seconds and I can just go
seducing-dad: Lucky for me, dad is a horny drunk. Get a few drinks in him and he starts to get riled up. Only 3 beers in and I can already see his free balling bulge starting to grow. Time for another round!!
beckyshecky: “He also has a perfect ass” “Im gonna go ahead and call your brother to pick you up.” Inktober day 7: “Drunk” Sans isn’t too much of a drinker, but he likes to get almost drunk and people watch. Red drinks just enough
numberonefag: Yes I love yellow piss I love to drink piss from drunk men I love black men to piss all over me in front of people to humiliate me I love to be degraded and filmed drinking piss sucking dick getting fucked in the ass eating spit and snot
cantcontrolthegay: fun drinking game: get drunk with me and lets make out for a couple of hours listening to your favourite songs
zaptains: greg james conducting an experiment on the effects of binge drinking x
I can feel myself falling again. I’m not drinking to hang out with friends, i’m drinking so I don’t have to feel anything. I don’t want to be around anyone i just want to sit in my lonesome and get drunk, cut and pass out before
britcock: Sophie felt immense guilt after a fine Michelin meal with her wealthy old husband and so, as he continued to drink his brandy and get drunk, she’d scour the streets looking for tramps… and ask them to piss on her wealthy made up face as
girlchoking: A month ago I had plans to split Christmas between my two (ex) partners but now I’m spending it alone. Alone and drunk. Just like last year. It’s beginning to feel a lot like Christmas. I will get drink to that. Maybe you don’t
Whose in Denver and wants to get drunk and possibly have sex?
fishingboatproceeds: edwardspoonhands: rockettraccoon: Hank Green is getting drunk at the same bar I am… I take a medicine that makes me mostly unable to drink so…I was just getting /stupid/ in the same bar you were in…while sober. I can confirm
themaninthegreenshirt: “Don’t drink to get drunk. Drink to enjoy life.“ Jack Kerouac
edwardspoonhands: rockettraccoon: Hank Green is getting drunk at the same bar I am… I take a medicine that makes me mostly unable to drink so…I was just getting /stupid/ in the same bar you were in…while sober.
mahakavi: I hate alcohol culture and I especially hate when my friends are caught up in it. I hate that drinking is seen as a rite of passage, and I hate that turning 21 in the US means you have to publicly declare and prove that you love alcohol by
msrodens: i don’t get why parents think it’s bad to stay up late on the computer even on weekends, i mean i could be in another city, partying, getting drunk, high or raped, but im in my room drinking coffee, watching tv shows or reading gay fanfiction.
cantcontrolthegay:fun drinking game: get drunk with me and lets make out for a couple of hours listening to your favourite songs
nov-a: This is how i feel right now. Slept hardly two hours. But hey, its okay we are about to go buy more cigarettes and some fruity drinks and get drunk all day. Good. Yes indeed. I love you
Bottle of wine? ✔️ Drinking game rules? ✔️ Three fangirls ready to get drunk? ✔️ T-minus 2 hours 15 minutes till Loveaholic pt2 🎉🍷 @needsmorealbert & @albertnokotogaaisuru let’s goooo.
dummy-4-cummies: jackin-thehole: You know what I want? I want a guy who seemingly has good intentions to get me drunk enough to get me to try some drugs to get me stoned out of my mind while he and his friends force me to keep drinking and smoking as
supermotherlover: An early Christmas present for my son, since his father is to drunk from his work party to get it up. And , well when I drink I get horny.
just-shower-thoughts: Drinking alcohol to get drunk is just drinking poison in the right dose to mess you up but not kill you
Trying to get drunk.
Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left When I’m drunk I’m
sfbrony said: About to get fucked up may 14 huh Probably not, really. I enjoy drinking with friends and everything, but I don’t really like getting drunk for the sake of getting drunk. I might just enjoy something nice I bought for myself, at
so…ive discovered alcohol is Nasty and trying multiple sips and shots of different things did not make it better and now i probably wont drink ever again lmaO
So like…. Does drinking alone solely to get drunk make me an alcoholic or
Thanks for looking out but a) I wasn’t drunk/didn’t get drunk b) it was my partner and friends, not strangers and most importantly, c) I chose to drink the beer? I didn’t do it because of them, I did it because I wanted to.
