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nubbsgalore: a river runs through it. and by it, i mean a five thousand year old copper, silver and gold mine in huelva, spain that renders the tinto river alien and lava like in appearance, a result of the oxidation of iron and sulfur minerals by the
yorkeantiquetextiles: A Tsutsugaki Futonji, 2nd half 19th century, Japan: created with free-hand rice-paste resist on indigo-dyed hand-woven cotton. Painted pigments. Four-panel construction. The pine is ever green, lives to be a thousand years old,
amygloriouspond: Some of those skulls are over two hundred thousand years old! Have a bit of respect! Thank you.
fuckyeahhikari: OTP/Old school anime appreciation post: Sailor Moon [Usagi X Mamoru: A thousand years]
bigjazzboy: To believe in a universe as young as six or seven thousand years old is to extinguish the light from most of the galaxy. Not to mention, the light from all the hundred billion other galaxies in the observable universe.
Yeah, pretty ballzy, but uhmm, thanks for ruining a thousand year old ice berg idiot.
pinkmarco: pinkmarco: Thanos is a weak ass bitch of a villain because ever since killmonger I need all my villains to pull up with some style, looks, a certain je ne sais quoi. Killmonger stole a thousand year old artifact and wore it as armor and wore
queenfluff: she’s the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen (thousand years old)
shadowstiles: I’m a thousand years old, you can’t kill me!
mittyesque:crevicesofmymind:Why is Tumblr sleeping on this? ISIS destroyed THOUSAND year old artifacts like the winged bull which dates back to the 7th century! This is a terrible day for art, history and civilization. This is where civilization started
As far back as mankind can remember, the Four Dragons ruled the lands, the seas and the skies of the world. Until a hundred years ago–when the Dragon of Fire was last seen on this earth. From that day onward, the thousands of islands that make
jaqobis: yet another wasted potential in tlj that pisses me the fuck off is Maz Kanata… girl is literally over a thousand years old, like, that right there makes her one of the most interesting characters in the entire canon. Anakin himself owned a
weasselk: Padparadscha is so cute. Thou I think I should had make her boobs smaller. But she looks better with boobs regardless. PS the character is not an underage despite her size, she is thousands years old. Just so you know if you dont watch the
warmtothetouch: “I’m not mean, I’m a thousand years old, and I’ve just lost track of my moral code”
I'm the Doctor.
the-upright-infinity: “Did you really get hard just from looking at this old lady’s thousand-year-old body?” Some earlier milf Celestia sketches that I did but never posted.
djpaulyd: ieroxway: i think everybody’s biggest regret is being like 5 when emo was popular Nothing ever made me feel old like this post just did
hanaita: me to my cat: hows my sweet girl doing today…i love you my cat: shrieks with the voice of a thousand year old river monster me: oh thats good! i love you 💞💝💓💖💖💕💓💖💖💓💝💖💘💕💘💘💘💓💖💝💕💕💕💓💘💓💓💕💘
sappho1993: ramenuzumaki: Amazing. This is ten thousand year old water trapped inside of a polished quartz crystal. (Source: 1•2•3) Anne Carson, Plainwater: Essays and Poetry
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queenfluff:she’s the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen (thousand years old)
cheescaeks: Eleven tumblebuggie: smith is just insane, a thousand year old man with a boy’s face…and forehead. split in two gifs cus tumblr ate up the bigger file :I third in this series, here’s [tennant] and [eccleston]
crevicesofmymind:Why is Tumblr sleeping on this? ISIS destroyed THOUSAND year old artifacts like the winged bull which dates back to the 7th century! This is a terrible day for art, history and civilization. This is where civilization started people and
skynohoshi: tfw you can’t hug a qt thousand-year old god
zumiilee: “I am NOT gonna dump another thousand year old complex on you or anybody else.”this line moved me to literal tears i love amethyst so goddamn much
Three Thousand Year Old Tomb Discovered in Lesvos
Thousand-year-old Viking fortress reveals a technologically advanced society
worldhistoryfacts: Four thousand year old noodles found in north-eastern China by archaeologists, made not of wheat, but of millet. These are the oldest noodles ever found by archeologists – previous evidence of noodles was only half as old, and
bentheechidna: leafcrunch: ramenuzumaki: Amazing. This is ten thousand year old water trapped inside of a polished quartz crystal. (Source: 1•2•3) hey i know i only reblogged this earlier today tagging it with my intention to find and consume
the-boy-is-a-slag: O Marceline, why are you so mean?I’m not mean I’m a thousand years old and I’ve just lost track of my moral code.
theguardianofwonderland: The Night at the Museum fandom is so ridiculous. Like, in what other fandom can you ship fucking Al Capone and Napoleon Bonaparte, or a four thousand year old mummy and a night guard?….I love it though….
awkwardsituationist: thirteen year old ashol pan is part of a nascent movement of girls who are keeping alive the six thousand year old kazakh tradition of golden eagle hunting known as berkutchy. though long the monopoly of boys — once deemed uniquely
“I’m a thousand years old, you can’t kill me!”
I feel like I’m a thousand years old.
theworldisalmost6000yearsold: Roger Hiorns Untitled (2013). Jet engine, steel frame, antidepressants. Venue: Lincoln Cathedral. Shown as part of The World is Almost Six Thousand Years Old. Photos: Andrew Weekes
pleasegetmepregnant:Girls go primal as soon as they’re injected with a mans huge cock. It’s a thousand year old instinct for a girl to lay there with their legs open and be seeded by a willing male. We’re all destined to be plumped by a males gravy.
bukowskiquotes: “My heart is a thousand years old. I am not like other people.” - Charles Bukowski
leeseyebrows: “Lee had that quality; he had that gravity, that maturity. He had a beauty, obviously. He had a sense that he could be a thousand years old, he could be immortal, but also that he had lived. He’d lived a long life. He’s seen a lot,
thekusabi: warmtothetouch: “I’m not mean, I’m a thousand years old, and I’ve just lost track of my moral code” Look at all this presh how could anyone possibly not love this girl♥
neuroxin: justnoodlefishthings: mothmammoth: darkenedtones: wetwareproblem: frogmp3: imgamerandimproud: ramenuzumaki: Amazing. This is ten thousand year old water trapped inside of a polished quartz crystal. (Source: 1•2•3) Must slurp.
kitfisto: acoolguy: kitfisto:im a thousand year old. its why im so wise and interesting can you sneak me into the new wallace and gromit movie? Yes but i choose not to bc i don’t like wallace and gromit
midnightmindcave: braezenkitty: key–lime–pie: celticpyro: lesbianshepard: lesbianshepard: honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible i also want
asktheblueoceangem: “I’m not mean, I’m a thousand years old and just lost track of my moral code.”She’s pretty whack…but, cool.Bonus:((Original Lapceline post by lauren zuke here: x))
awkwardsituationist: thirteen year old ashol pan is part of a nascent movement of girls who are keeping alive the six thousand year old kazakh tradition of golden eagle hunting known as berkutchy. though long the monopoly of boys — once deemed
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