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happygirlemilyp: Lol ummmmmm…. I think my bucket might be bigger then I thought it was !!!! It’s like holy cats it just got so much super bigger like overnight!! Lol well not overnight lol but u no!! Idk what do u think??! Idk I think I mighta let

Got a wild hair and decided to try something new. Snuck over to the local grocer and bought some depends. I don’t really like the fit but it was fun as hell holding all day and then soaking the thing. I was nervous about trying for a second soaki

Got a wild hair and decided to try something new. Snuck over to the local grocer and bought some depends. I don’t really like the fit but it was fun as hell holding all day and then soaking the thing. I was nervous about trying for a second soaki

torikyuu: “Look at these adorable losers” by torikyuuI saw this ‘draw the squad meme’ by croxovergoddess and I was going to do them all but then I got lazy and decided to stick with just sterek. it looked better cropped like this :(

Omfg idk if i should buy a 2ds pretty much just for sun and moon…

even if u dont like shinee u kinda do like shinee

snowflakejones: th0rnqueen: okay so my dad got me a pen and i was like “oh, thanks dad, it’s even my favourite colour” but then it was like, ‘oh, what’s this?’ oh? OH DAD THAT’S BRUTAL I want ten

I CAME HOME FROM WORK AND NOTICED THAT THE NECKLACE D GOT ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY WAS NOT AROUND MY NECK LIKE IT ALWAYS IS, AND I STARTED TO FREAK AND CRY, AND DROVE HALFWAY BACK TO WORK TO LOOK FOR IT. AND THEN I REALIZED THAT I HAD LEFT IT ON THE BATHROOM

systlin: systlin: But seriously, when we got our property, it was all just…grass. A sterile grass moonscape, like a billion other yards. With two big old maple trees. Just grass and maples, that was it. But then I got my grubby little paws on it,

snowflakejones: th0rnqueen: okay so my dad got me a pen and i was like “oh, thanks dad, it’s even my favourite colour” but then it was like, ‘oh, what’s this?’ oh? OH DAD THAT’S BRUTAL. I want ten

snowflakejones: th0rnqueen: okay so my dad got me a pen and i was like “oh, thanks dad, it’s even my favourite colour” but then it was like, ‘oh, what’s this?’ oh? OH DAD THAT’S BRUTAL I want ten

snowflakejones: th0rnqueen: okay so my dad got me a pen and i was like “oh, thanks dad, it’s even my favourite colour” but then it was like, ‘oh, what’s this?’ oh? OH DAD THAT’S BRUTAL I want ten

why was this the worst cartoon of all time. geist shows up, kills some shit, releases the death force, then goes and fights krauser, kills some more shit, and then the movie is over and youre just like “wut?”

adriofthedead: me oh god i love good burger my vhs tape of it got ate by the vcr a few years back and i got so mad so i instantly ordered a dvd of it then i think i brought it to a friends house and we watched it but it was like really late and cold

yoshi12370: My reaction to Superfamily pre-Avengers movie My reaction to Superfamily post-Avengers movie Superfamily was cute, comic based joke that wasn’t really everywhere but was funny. Then the MCU fandom latched onto it and it mutated to the

snowflakejones: th0rnqueen: okay so my dad got me a pen and i was like “oh, thanks dad, it’s even my favourite colour” but then it was like, ‘oh, what’s this?’ oh? OH DAD THAT’S BRUTAL I want ten

beefysquirrels: i was washing dishes the other day and i got so into it i felt like a 50s housewife and halfway through i became overwhelmed with the thought that i had to cook dinner and pick the kids up from school but then i remembered that i’m

dykeroppi:i do think gaara got too sane too fast i think it would be funny if he was president and got pissed off all the time like BLOOD MURDER KILL RAGE but then he looks at his wwnd (what would naruto do) bracelet and is like ah fuck……

clydedonovan: woah there koujak

sees someone w/ the mspp avatar and starts having war flashbacks to 2011 when i spent months on end trying to get the card lent to me

snowflakejones: th0rnqueen: okay so my dad got me a pen and i was like “oh, thanks dad, it’s even my favourite colour” but then it was like, ‘oh, what’s this?’ oh? OH DAD THAT’S BRUTAL I want ten

snowflakejones: th0rnqueen: okay so my dad got me a pen and i was like “oh, thanks dad, it’s even my favourite colour” but then it was like, ‘oh, what’s this?’ oh? OH DAD THAT’S BRUTAL I want ten

las-calles: i’m in melbourne and it had gotten dark, but then suddenly the sky did this and it was like the whole world was an instagram filter and then it got dark again

gayrusvakarian: this was for the color challenge but then i got carried away (again) and it looks nothing like the palette i used oops

snowflakejones: th0rnqueen: okay so my dad got me a pen and i was like “oh, thanks dad, it’s even my favourite colour” but then it was like, ‘oh, what’s this?’ oh? OH DAD THAT’S BRUTAL I want ten

teaandfailure: inscarletsilence: my favourite thing about cat yawns is they start off real cute and then get fucking menacing as shit every time at first i was like haha aww this kitty is so cute but why does it seem so familiar and then i realized

pluronmyface: tumblesimply: Prophet like it’s hot i was scrolling down but then i read the comment and i was sold

gutsygumshoe:one time some guy asked for my number and he was really nice but i’m in a relationship so i just said so and he was like “no worries, take it as flattery then” THAT’S how you handle rejection, not by stabbing a girl in the fucking

mihlayn: one time i left a can of drink in my lounge overnight and the next day i went to take a sip but then i was like “wtf no it’s gonna be flat” so i went and poured it in the sink and it was like 2% liquid 98% ants and it’s been 3 years

snowflakejones:th0rnqueen: okay so my dad got me a pen and i was like “oh, thanks dad, it’s even my favourite colour” but then it was like, ‘oh, what’s this?’ oh? OH DAD THAT’S BRUTAL I want ten

snowflakejones: th0rnqueen: okay so my dad got me a pen and i was like “oh, thanks dad, it’s even my favourite colour” but then it was like, ‘oh, what’s this?’ oh? OH DAD THAT’S BRUTAL I want ten

sukdraw: So I was gonna color him, but then I got curious and wanted to see if I could do his hair manga style and I really like it heheAnd so here he is in his adorable glory. Aw man I love this manga. Color version will be posted when I’m done ovob

snowflakejones: th0rnqueen: okay so my dad got me a pen and i was like “oh, thanks dad, it’s even my favourite colour” but then it was like, ‘oh, what’s this?’ oh? OH DAD THAT’S BRUTAL I want ten

lipayness: lipayness: I thought this was good , but then we got this. I’m not ready for this year. x/x I would just like to say I totally called it because we are less than 2 weeks into 2014 and we already got a new addition to the collection.

snowflakejones: th0rnqueen: okay so my dad got me a pen and i was like “oh, thanks dad, it’s even my favourite colour” but then it was like, ‘oh, what’s this?’ oh? OH DAD THAT’S BRUTAL I want ten

snowflakejones: th0rnqueen: okay so my dad got me a pen and i was like “oh, thanks dad, it’s even my favourite colour” but then it was like, ‘oh, what’s this?’ oh? OH DAD THAT’S BRUTAL I want ten

snowflakejones: th0rnqueen: okay so my dad got me a pen and i was like “oh, thanks dad, it’s even my favourite colour” but then it was like, ‘oh, what’s this?’ oh? OH DAD THAT’S BRUTAL I want ten

deathwarlock:parakeet:Today I saw a leaf that looked like a frog and I was like haha nice and then it hopped because it WAS a frog and I started crying bc life is really full of everyday miracles including but not limited to experiencing frogsyou got

death–420: one time i got high and i was at home chillin then i heard rain hit the window and it hadnt rained for like an entire month so i ran outside and put my arms out and said “finally,,,,,” but i wasnt getting wet then i heard the sprinkler

snowflakejones: th0rnqueen: okay so my dad got me a pen and i was like “oh, thanks dad, it’s even my favourite colour” but then it was like, ‘oh, what’s this?’ oh? OH DAD THAT’S BRUTAL I want ten Imagine asking the most quiet girl

snowflakejones: th0rnqueen: okay so my dad got me a pen and i was like “oh, thanks dad, it’s even my favourite colour” but then it was like, ‘oh, what’s this?’ oh? OH DAD THAT’S BRUTAL I want ten

snowflakejones: th0rnqueen: okay so my dad got me a pen and i was like “oh, thanks dad, it’s even my favourite colour” but then it was like, ‘oh, what’s this?’ oh? OH DAD THAT’S BRUTAL I want ten

snowflakejones: th0rnqueen: okay so my dad got me a pen and i was like “oh, thanks dad, it’s even my favourite colour” but then it was like, ‘oh, what’s this?’ oh? OH DAD THAT’S BRUTAL I want ten

las-calles: i’m in melbourne and it had gotten dark, but then suddenly the sky did this and it was like the whole world was an instagram filter and then it got dark again

snowflakejones: th0rnqueen: okay so my dad got me a pen and i was like “oh, thanks dad, it’s even my favourite colour” but then it was like, ‘oh, what’s this?’ oh? OH DAD THAT’S BRUTAL I want ten

snowflakejones: th0rnqueen: okay so my dad got me a pen and i was like “oh, thanks dad, it’s even my favourite colour” but then it was like, ‘oh, what’s this?’ oh? OH DAD THAT’S BRUTAL I want ten

las-calles: i’m in melbourne and it had gotten dark, but then suddenly the sky did this and it was like the whole world was an instagram filter and then it got dark again

las-calles: i’m in melbourne and it had gotten dark, but then suddenly the sky did this and it was like the whole world was an instagram filter and then it got dark again

snowflakejones: th0rnqueen: okay so my dad got me a pen and i was like “oh, thanks dad, it’s even my favourite colour” but then it was like, ‘oh, what’s this?’ oh? OH DAD THAT’S BRUTAL I want ten

bellarmyblake: th0rnqueen: okay so my dad got me a pen and i was like “oh, thanks dad, it’s even my favourite colour” but then it was like, ‘oh, what’s this?’ oh? OH DAD THAT’S BRUTAL I want ten

NO BECAUSE THEN ITS AWKWARD AND I GET SO UPSET. one time, when i was 12 i went to an all night skate at the rink but when i got there I figured out it was the next Saturday and there was like 20 people there and I was by myself for like half an hour and

I gonna tell you about my night ok

darf slept over a night ago and we went to the drag strip and got home around midnight then got changed and went to sleep but I swear I was fully fully asleep then I felt him being touchy and running his hand up my leg and I started to get like half

i went to the bathroom and was washing my face and then suddenly my hand stung? so i look at it and i have this long red scratch on it and im like where the hell did that come from do i own some sort of invisible cat or something because it looks and

though tbh when i was in school i never really drew in class, like i would doodle in a break or something but i was/am a complete nerd so when i was in class i would FOCUS INTENSELY, i was a straight A student and graduated top 10% of my class :33c

it was really hard to like Mako for me, i hated him until book 3, but then things got better and it was cute seeing him with his family and growing up as a person and in book 4 its because of Wu that i actually love him now LOL yay im shipper trash

i forgot nep’s little gloves at first and then i was like “why do her arms look so bare”

i put in the slightly bigger (they say it’s medium, but hardly) plug and messed around with it and it felt so good. but then after i masturbated, my butt was like okay it’s time for it to come out. i kept pushing it back in but yeah, it just got pushed

ok so i had watched up to like episode 18 or something of attack on titan and tbh i was kinda meh on it but then i got bored and watched what i could on hulu and apparently ALL THE SHIT HITS THE FAN AT ONCE and so i proceeded to read all of the released

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