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Oh, hello there! I’ve got some news for ya. I from Russia, and it means that I must lose one year of my life in army. It’s a law. In 12 hours I’ll become a soldier. But I don’t worry about it. Problem is that I won’t
This is what the first line of my life story would be.
ambisagrus: no image has ever described my life quite so well
fassbhender: #story of my life
TonightI had a really bad today, I feel like I have so much to reflect on about my life
somecomix:12/23/13 some insight into my life
s-e-l-f-l-o-v-e:hot-topic-trash-baby:I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on meThis post is my life
narcotic: I love when people apologize to me about their rooms being dirty I’m just like lmao u should see my life
nikkibsummers: troyetroyetroye: I have never related to any more in my life never hit reblog so fast in my life
ughjosh: I need a cute boy in my life and my bed
text-posters: my life can be most accurately described by the sound a wet sponge makes when you throw it on the floor
hurrricane-jane: dicksandwhiches:sexysmirkemoji:My life story in 6 seconds My life as a college student, smh that was only 6 seconds
realhomo:countingtoabillionslow: Is anyone else completely terrified by the concept that you could, someday, meet someone who actually genuinely wants to spend the rest of their life in love with you? #I don’t even want to spend the rest of my life
noisier: my aesthetic is constantly being sleep deprived and sad about random things in my life
thisishiphoplifestyle: friend: you ok?me: *thinking about every stressful problem in my life*me: lmao why you even ask me that, IT’S ME, I’M ALWAYS GOOD
urbancatfitters: honestly if I survive the next 3 years of my life I will be impressed with myself
spenceromg: “i saw this shit coming and i still did nothing about it” - the story of my life
just-shower-thoughts: Throughout my life, I’ll probably cum more times than I’ll cry.
memoirsofaninja: Me: I’m feeling really sad right now because nothing is going right in my life Someone: Well you know God has a plan for your life- Me:
brutaljuice: I hate when people walk out of my life and then randomly come back, it fucks me up so bad. I start to be okay with the fact that they are gone and when they come back I break again.
insolent-cadaver:I wish MY life was going according to keikaku
spicy-vagina-tacos: i need to get fucked by something other than my life
jon-snow: i am more committed to not watching the big bang theory than i am to literally anything else in my life
lonelywhiteasian: all i ever say is “ugh” because it can show confusion, lust, disgust and contempt, and that’s pretty much my life
jichaelmones: 50% of my life is ryan haywood’s “nah” and the other 50% is ray narvaez jr’s “why”
baeyern: me trying to get my life together
look at my life look at my choices
My haircut is making me more vain. Oh no. Also, this is the face I made whenever people like my shippy stuff, then they don’t talk to me about their headcanons/feelings/etc about them. EDIT: WHOA I LOOK LIKE. ACTUALLY MASCULINE HERE. WHAT
helenasund: gierlichmypussy: when people give me compliments I feel like a vending machine trying to accept a wrinkly dollar and it’s just really frustrating for everyone involved I’ve never related to anything more in my life
brattygf: me: *wants to be secretive, mysterious, and cool* me: *tells my whole life story and more to whoever gives me enough attention*
billhitchert: my birth: my life: my death:
potatosmack: tedywestside: me tryin’ to get my life together Nothing as ever been more accurate
*shy but actually a sex freak*
lordofthepringles: If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.
catnipsoup: maydaykoigo: curiouslyhigh: bunnywith: tahnoscheeks: do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again I pointlessly open the fridge too. sometimes i
jetrocketskates: deans-left-buttcheek: Me at 5: hell yeah robotsMe at 15: hell yeah robotsMe at 20: hell yeah robotsMe at 50: hell yeah robotsMe at 90: hell yeah robotsMy epitaph: hell yeah robots #my skeleton: hell yeah robots
garefowl: [sweats nervously]
ludzies: Guys I finally finished my autobiography
officialedwardkenway: i either finish a video game in two days or in three and a half years there is no in between
thebagofholding: “man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing
naruto im on my way
daftpnk: *doesnt care and falls asleep*
bestofcardsagainsthumanity: I imagine that this excuse would be valid for 99% of my missed homework assignments.
you melt my sunglasses
sasooks: all these anime are coming back or are getting a reboot this year and i’m just sitting here waiting for gintama to happen
egberts: have you ever put something in a safe place so you dont lose it but then you forget the safe place
technicolordame: i have feelings that are too real for characters that are fictional
fullmetal samurai heart
stravaganza: banderboucher: it’s not a sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm everyday is a sunday
harry2016: me first day of the semester: I’M GONNA GET AN A!!!!! I BETTER ORGANIZE MY NOTES!!!! I’M WRITING THIS IN MY PLANNER!!!! THIS IS SO COOL!!!!! I’M SETTING MY ALARM 30 MINUTES EARLY me the night before finals week: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
teamrocketing: time to study! *opens textbook* *groans for 10 minutes straight*
lordofthejohnlock: *magnetos away from my responsibilities* like
puralize: you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly
jehovahhthickness: If I could honestly sum up my life with one meme, this would be it. Me in college. I hated college.
yourgaydarisonpoint: I’ve never really felt important to anyone. It always seemed like there was someone they cared about just slightly more. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
aconitum-napellus: aspiegurl: omg its me This is my life, encapsulated by a talking parrot.
urbancatfitters: friend: how are thingsme: please don’t make me think about my life
oneohtrixpointnever:i’ve never cracked my phone’s screen in my life can someone tell me what that level of personal failure feels like
122mg: if there was a soundtrack to my life it would be a loop of screams
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