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If you told me last year the best orgasms of my life would be because I was being called awful names while getting fucked, I never would have believed you. Well not only is that true, but it’s also my little brother who’s fucking me. A lot

daddysfembabysitter.tumblr.comAfter 3 years of hormones, moving in with Jamal, growing my ass, getting rewarded with fake tits and learning to be the perfect girl, I went from feminine bullied geek to the hot blond every guy wants to fuck. Life is so

thcrsthry: Remember that time Harry Styles got shoved into his birthday cake? I wanted to do it so badly and it seemed like a nice way to greet out now-totally-legal John. So Happy Birthday ya nerd! And happy 413 to all my Homestuck followers! This

thcrsthry: JOHN: HEY, AND THE NAME’S NOT JOHNATHAN. VRISKA: OMG JOHN: IT’S THAN. TAVROS: DAFUQ KIND OF NAME IS THAN? JOHN: ITS LIKE EGBERTHAN, ONLY SHORTER. In which John Egbert is the most popular girl in Homestuck. – Okay someone really really

paulyfistfight: iloveyoulessthanpunk: Fuck you. I listen to Black Flag. My life rules. i’m in the same club as her. i’m not just one of those people that has bought a Black Flag shirt in the past year or so because it’s hip to listen to BLack

Never fucking settle. I can’t stress this enough. In my 21 years of life, I want this to be the one thing that I have learned better than all other lessons. If a boy asks if you are okay, knowing that you are not, and leaves it alone when you say “yes”

Fuck this time of a year, I’ll spend it in my bed.

Golly gee life been depressing for the last 2 weeks (technically 3 years if we are being honest) and it’s still going I’m so tired….. I just don’t want to do things but I have so much I need to do and tried of being fake with my friends when

AVENGED SEVENFOLD FUCKING KILLED IT LIVE TONIGHT. THE ENCORE WAS FUCKING FANTASTIC. BEEN WAITING SIX YEARS TO SEE THEM LIVE AND GOD DAMNIT IT WAS FUCKING WORTH IT. FIRST TIME AT MAYHEM FEST 2014 AND IT WAS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

Wow… Wowowowowowowowowowowow. Fucking WOW. The last 3 goddamn years of my life have been spent living a lie and offering myself to someone who didn’t even want me but he didn’t want me to stop liking him so he made up LIES about things he didn’t

cassandraclare: Modern Jem and Tessa travel the world, too cute! walkingnorth-art: Will you come with me? For I cannot wait to share the world with you, Jem. There is so much to see. Modern Jessa because of reasonsThank you so much to everyone who

NO. SLEEP IS THE ENEMY! I RESENT SLEEPING! I SPEND A THIRD OF MY LIFE DOIN’ THAT SHIT! THATS LIKE 30 YEARS NOT EVEN BEING CONSCIOUS! FUCK YOU SLEEP! YOU STOLE MY LIFE!!!!! XD

As things are tough now, it’s only going to get worse right now. I fucked up. I am in for a pretty dark time for the next couple of months or even a year or so. I really need to reconsider my life and where I’m going. I fucked myself over,

everything is making me think of my ex best friend why the fuck did I spend more than half of my life with her why did she look at all those years we had and went nope I’m not even going to give this person a conclusion

johancruyff: do you ever look back at your relationship with someone on the internet and just think oh my god i’m so fucking glad i clicked follow they make my life so much better

8bitbowtie: I was so nervous talking to a man that I have admired for twelve years of my life. The man who let me know as a child that miserable things happen and that’s perfectly normal. The same man who helped me overcome my fear of reading after

rabdoidal: I’ve been thinking a lot about how gay people say I love you, and I mean that literally. I’ve known people for a few hours most, and said “I love you” and meant it - new years parties, university tutorials, anime conventions - the

labeat: goochie-mane: When I finally find the love of my life after dealing with years of bullshit I’m fucking dying 😂😂😂😂

eryuko: i would like you all to behold the absolute worst fucking outfit ive crafted in my 19 years of life. its like modern art. i call it “shitfaced hipster galaxy vomit”

masterlovehurts: “You… you sold my breeding rights? Already?!” Bailey asked her stepfather.“Sure did! That guy fucking you right now is the new owner of your pussy. He’s always wanted to start an eighteen-year-old on her life of being a pregnant

nb-dipper: montparnah: montparnah: story time my dad always made dinner when i was little so i spent the first ~4 years of my life eating mexican food everyday and the first time i went over to one of my white friends houses they gave us pb&j

cipheramnesia: cipheramnesia:runcibility:thefloatingstone:dailyhangover: PEANUT I feel like decades of “shut the fuck up” have finally been unleased. I feel like I got another year added to my life. Sorbo has been shit talking Lawless for like

polyopoly: also, it was over a year ago that I proved my complete lack of a life How the fuck did you pull that off

uxuriel: “You waited thirty-one years, and you only had that one day…” “Best fucking day of my life.”

picture-pearlfect: gemproduction: Full fucking offense but Pearl is truly one of the most iconic characters in television history. Not only is she the useless lesbian representation we deserve, but her transformation as a character over the course

fruitcrocs: im torn between trying to improve my life this year and being a good person or going on a path of self destruction and sinning like fuck

shkodrans-deactivated20180108: “Sarah assumes the life of Beth, who is North American, but Sarah is from working-class South London. So she’s got a very different accent than Beth, obviously. But Sarah has lived here for many years, so she knows

fruitcrocs: im torn between trying to improve my life this year and being a good person or going on a path of self destruction and sinning like fuck

sterlingsea: badwolfbutch: god this was the fucking best basically the speech I end up giving once a year/will probably end up giving for the rest of my life

iworshipblack: look at that fucking soft cock. IT’S SOFT. AND IT’S STILL A FUCKING WORK OF ART. like that cockhole… i want to lick and suck it for the rest of my life and then choke for 20 years on that snake.

belle-monstriss: tummlinson: “In the last 20 years of my life, I’ve been using something unrecognizable. I’ve been acting for 20 years and I’ve gone unnoticed” Doug Jones. Fucking creepy man giving me nightmares since 2000.

edenwolfie: my year 8 students had to do a budgeting activity pretending they were living out of home on 񘘐 a month and I find this written on there help I can’t fucking breathe

andsemicolon: anarratorofnogreatskill: retromomentofgypsywhatever: I got this at a pro life convention in my sophomore year of high school I got one at my university my senior year. My roommates were horrified. Are you fucking seriousI am so proud

I just wish my parents were capable of fixing things with their 14 year old daughter instead of blowing up at her. I might have made things worse but my mother just drives me up a fucking wall.

I’ve never had a platonic male friendship last this long in my life. Usually after a few months the dude reveals that he just wants to fuck. But C has been in my life for four years now and he is one of my most cherished friends. I love him for

momjoon: *lowkey loves you for the rest of my entire fucking life

my 20s are gonna be the shit. another year of growth, another year of slaying. more age, more money. it’s lit, bitch. my life is gonna be fucking awesome.

celebrity-eggplants: Fuck them and their lies. Had us believing they were cousins back in the day. wait so they aren’t cousins?? mmm mmm mmm all 20 years of my life and you drop this bomb on me.

i have a bad feeling that i’m going to write my essay about a bowl of oatmeal… and use it to explain that years of searching can result in answers thought of whilst enjoying the simple pleasure or something of that genre…

weaver-z:weaver-z:Hey uhhh do I need to go to the hospital if I just learned that a mug I drink out of once in a while contains 99,300 ppm lead from a fucking wojak memeI literally bought this at an antique store last year fuck my life

What the fuck am I even doing with my life. I’ve spent most of the past 8ish years hopelessly in love with a girl. And I don’t have a 8year old relationship to show for it. What the fuck. You gotta give your head a shake at some point and

berandomness:What the fuck am I even doing with my life. I’ve spent most of the past 8ish years hopelessly in love with a girl. And I don’t have a 8year old relationship to show for it. What the fuck. You gotta give your head a shake at some

isaiapanduri: THE DAY MOM OFFERED HER BODY TO ME “I’m yours, son. Touch me. Fuck your mother” It was the happiest day of my life. I seized the body I’ve fantasized over and over for ten, long years

lets-nerd-out-and-die-laughing: 6 Freaking Voice Actors!!! Are you fucking kidding me lol after all of these years of watching this show my life is a lie

jehovahhthickness: puert0ricanprincess: jehovahhthickness: Life is not where I want it to be right now but fuck, I came such a long ass way this year and I’m making some serious moves in my life that I should be proud of. Girl didn’t you just

suicidexstoner: sativa-mermaid: 2 years ago I was a fucking mess & now I’m a fucking mess, just at peace with it and a pot head. Omg story of my life

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When people think that they still matter Ahahahaha. Get fucked. I’m not hung up. It’s not my loss. I don’t give a fuck who you’re fucking. Youse were out of my life a fair while through last year. So don’t show up thinking

cyanlips: “Tell me you love me, and tell me you want to spend the rest of your life with me. Look me in the eye, and tell me.“ "I’m sorry” 6 years dir. Hannah Fidell

albino-alpaca: #like you don’t understand #if we never see that fucking amulet again i’m going to have nightmares for the rest of my life #in twenty years i’ll sit down to talk to my therapist about my failing marriage #and they’ll ask me

myhairlongbuthatsnubshort: i have cut people out of my circles that i have known for several years because their place in my life grew unnecessary and not conducive to growth and making positive and healthy choices. trim the fucking fat

Tbh i wish I was crazy enough to get out of my car and walk up to this dimb fUCK in front of me and tap on their car window to tell how theyre an idiot and complete waste of human life

My best friend of 17 years finally apologized for being a shitty friend after I’ve been done for months now and she asked to start over. No, I already moved on and I’m good at that. Then a guy I friendzoned and then realized I actually liked

girlwiththebrokensmile667678: learning-2love-myself: If I want to date a guy 3 years older than me I fucking will. I’m tired of having my life controlled. This is probably one of the best and truest things ever.

Tomorrow’s march 5th… Not looking forward to it at all. I already know I’ll be spending the day over analyzing every bit of the past 5 years of my life. Greattttttt years of regret after fucking regret and pain. :) ugh goodnight.

Thanks for getting me to 30k guys! Been a lot of ups and downs in the last 3-4 years, but happy that you guys have kept it on the uphill 95% of the time.

eh i dont give a fuck, you can say you want out of my life that easily through a simple facebook msg, not explaining your self? just like that? and did you think about the five years of my life i spent with you? you say ive lost myself? no you just never

dumbpun: parentheticalaside: Time has an interactive feature to discover what your name would be if you were born today, based on popularity of your birth year vs. now.My name would be Mylah. With all apologies to anyone named Mylah, I am now very happy

rataplani: Guess what I got today!! Few things I noticed (but please buy the book, there’s lots more and it’s so cute!): Adorable picture of young Crystal Gems driving a car. “Peace, Earthlings!” Gem War was five thousand five hundred years ago

snorlaxatives: deputeyparrish: snorlaxatives: i just watched atonement and that was a Big Fuckin’ Mistake it was so sad jesus christ my heart will be aching for the next 60 years of my life will never forgive little saoirse ronan for fucking with

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