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asian: asian: so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit for eye shadow??? is it made out of unicorn shit what is naked 3 why is it called naked will it make her look naked why
steakpanties: steakpanties: steakpanties: thERES FUCKING BIRD SHIT ON MY CAR AGAIN IM GOING TO PUNCH EVERY BIRD I SEE IN THE FUCKING STOMACH THIS IS THE 3RD TIME THIS WEEK u know what I’m going to do? I’m going to find out where this fucker
ugh, this fall im paying out the ass to afford to send my daughter to private school and im so fucking nervous about her being in school jesus man. shit. shitttttttttttttttttttttttttt
rooshoes: pootee: GotoAID Dogs - Gum On Fur dogs are fucking useless they should do this shit themselves im tired of fucking cleaning up after animals. lets teach them a lesson, i wonder jhow long they can survive without us before they figure out
sociohazard: [kaneda voice] yama u fucking asshole i cant believe u. this is ur worst fuck up yet. im out five bucks to that little shit sitting right over there, because u couldnt do a fucking swerve on mario cart. i cant believe u. this friendship
draikinator:also this one im gonna be real im gonna print one of these pillows purely for myself because this shit came out so fucking cute^w^!
tyrionsansas: ereri-is-love-ereri-is-life: dggeoff: im sick and tired of fuckin frozen everywhere like “do you wanna bui-” NO BITCH I DONT WANNA BUILD NO MOTHERFUCKIN SNOWMAN ITS FUCKING SUMMER THIS SHIT CAME OUT IN GODDAMN NOVEMBER STOP FUCKING
ereri-is-love-ereri-is-life: dggeoff: im sick and tired of fuckin frozen everywhere like “do you wanna bui-” NO BITCH I DONT WANNA BUILD NO MOTHERFUCKIN SNOWMAN ITS FUCKING SUMMER THIS SHIT CAME OUT IN GODDAMN NOVEMBER STOP FUCKING SHOVING IT DOWN
reyairia: asian: asian: so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit for eye shadow??? is it made out of unicorn shit what is naked 3 why is it called naked will it make her look
badragon: pedoshaming: scrawnyspeckygit: I am crying i literally couldnt breathe while reading this aloud to my grandmom holy SHIT IM ALSO CRYING BECAUSE IM PICTURING ALL THOSE TURTLES ALL THOSE FUCKING TURTLES JUST FLYING OUT OF THE BOX IN MID
marcodizzle-yolodt: I saw the first pic and this was the first thing I thought of but when I actually made the photoset I was like ahhhHHHHH FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK THIS IM OUT *backflips into wall maria while sobbing uncontrollably* ps the original art
What’s going on? This is war.
marcodizzle-yolodt: ahhhHHHHH FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK THIS IM OUT *backflips into wall maria while sobbing uncontrollably*
queenhartbigslayer: broughtsand2dabeach: spookyfbi: suckmydestiel: OH MY FUCKING GOD IF YOU DON’T THINK THIS IS THE CUTEST SHIT EVER GO HOME PETITION TO HAVE A MOVIE MADE OUT OF THIS STORY. Like A Boss!!! This just made my day *sheds a tear*
sexuallyambiguousnrrd: recoveringlibfem: whiskey-and-c41: neuwitch: Straight men are fucking babies, pass it on. Has anyone ever taken a pad or tampon out into the light of day only to have boys and grown men back five feet away? This shit is
tiddiemeat: whyyoudodislife: sylphofgay: miss-nerdgasmz: tiddiemeat: Im 19 years old I shouldnt be laughing at spelling attic out loud WHAT HAVE YOU DONE AFTER LIKE TWELVE FUCKING TIMES I FINALLY GOT THIS SHIT FUCK EVERYONE AND FUCK U I SAID THAT
yes, thongs. i been judging myself for the past week and a half talking about some “whyyyyy would your gay ass buy thongs????” but, my ass look fat in em and i just want my dude to beat the fuck out me for making him wait sooo long to get this bu$$$$$$y.
tortellinigirl: kengriffey-jr: wolverhamperton: the dr.phil m&m is scary as shit. daddy fuck this!!!! fuck this shit!!!!! im out!!! im flying away to space where this image cant reach me!!!! bye!!! im out peace!!!!!!
hightreas0n: asian: asian: so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit for eye shadow??? is it made out of unicorn shit what is naked 3 why is it called naked will it make her
religiousmother: stagbeetleloveit: scifuck: WHAT I may have reblogged this recently but holy shit the noise it makes when he slaps the bowl out of his hand fucking kills me. im not sure why but i cant stop watching this and trying to figure out
arkhams: hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
cutebabe: gutterprince: This is the scariest thing I’ve ever seen in my whole life. im fucking terrified this shit makes me want to never go out in public
demoncest: i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye
It has come to my attention that in this house I’m staying in there are the exact number of cocks that I could potentially please at once… (3 holes, 2 hands.. like a true gangbang) … And I’m not sure what to do with this info so I’m dumping
hellfirejasper: reaperneeshy: The knowledge that Rose fucking murdered Pink Diamond makes this part of the flashback so much better “I’m not gettin killed toDAY no MA’AM” Fuck this shit Im out m m mmmm
If you cannot tell me what it means when I say I’m a fiscal conservative and a social moderate, then stop talking about the current election and go educate yourself some more before voting, please. Those terms should not confuse you. In fact, they
I SWEAR TO GOD IF MY KID EVER DOES THIS SHIT IM SLAPPING THE SHIT OUT OF HIM da fuck
Guess what? My absolute shit piece of a computer decided to fuckin go haywire right now. Whats making me pissed right now is that I was almost done with this piece and it fuckin konked out on me. I tried to save but my fucking cursor wasn’t working
my gemsona is CRYSTAL METH
chillegarnet: jen-iii: I CANT FUCKING DO THIS IM GOING TO LEGITIMATELY GOING TO DIE THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL GOODBYE WORLD GOOD FUCKING BYE JEN IS OUT sorry i had to
I made this and thought you would get a laugh out of it{Damn Sapphire commits to the crocodile role far more seriously than Amethyst}
heliotelios: darkseid: undertale-shitposts: look at these fucking turbo nerds. a vote for undertale is a vote to shove them in a locker I didn’t care about undertale before but I’m literally gonna play it just bc I’m so sick of this shit and
update: got the fifth gym badge and then a bunch of plot shit started happening including cynthia showing up and she was discussing something with me but then fucking barry speeds up like “HEY DAWN! OH, IS THIS YOUR OLDER SISTER???” ( ͡°
[f!corrin walking up to selena while pulling someone with her]f!corrin: Hey, selena! I want you to meet someone.selena: Ugh, Corrin, i’m kind of busy right now? What is-f!corrin: This is Princess Lucina! She’s our new recruit and an Einhe-Lucina:
yungwifey: asian: asian: so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit for eye shadow??? is it made out of unicorn shit what is naked 3 why is it called naked will it make her look
Dude if I ever get wrongfully arrested for my skin color I’m dead cause I’m going ape shit. It feels like such an instinct to just resist and fight back especially out of crostophobia and anger pumping adrenaline through your veins knowing YOU’RE
![sociohazard: [kaneda voice] yama u fucking asshole i cant believe u. this is ur worst fuck up yet. im out five bucks to that little shit sitting right over there, because u couldnt do a fucking swerve on mario cart. i cant believe u. this friendship](https://64.media.tumblr.com/56bf9ffa6b2f39a2a89b39f4a55a6d15/tumblr_mzhaoxuuEq1rfxidlo1_250.png)
