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“Hoer. Slet. Teef. Nuek Me.” Gonna take a guess and say this is Dutch, and that’s something like “Whore. Slut. (no idea about ‘Teef’). Fuck Me.” Anyone out there able to correct me?
slutwife15:So im sitting here trying to get a Bull whose gonna fuck my wife in the future to humiliate me more and this is the response I get ;) I think it’s sort of cute that he actually thinks I give a damn about what he wants. Â *shaking my
candicox: all-in-insertions: meatgod: When you are about to take part in the big dick taking Olympics, meatGod approved Holy shit, that thing is incredibly huge! Can someone please tell me who this is. I want to search for more of her movies. I am
My shirt is around my waist…and somehow u r naked…my hand can’t help but grab a hold of your nice cock…mmmm….what to do next?????;0 This is my “Moan” day picture…I was thinking about what makes me moan&
OK…this is so me…when I know I am about to get my sweet salty milk I am caught somewhere between excitement and a fucking cum want and desire that never seems to ease…afterwards….there is just total awe and appreciation of
ITS A GOODRA I got pokemon x about a week ago, and its my first pokemon game ever, and I’ve never really followed it, so its all new to me. But I’m liking it a lot and my favorite is Goodra :3 So this is also my first pokemon drawing ever!
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL OF YOU LOVELY TAILS AND BUTTS! I WAS CHATTING WITH A FRIEND ABOUT BUTTS AND THIS CAME TO MIND! SO HERE YA GO! HAVE A FESTIVE UG BOOTY FOR ALL OF YOUR BOOTY NEEDS AND ACCESSORIES! XDI LOVE YOU ALL! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
alphadaddydom: If this was me…whoever is videoing this is about to be splattered. :) ~Daddy
foot massage as suggested by anon the best thing about ocs is that if i want matias to be physically unable to touch anders without ending up with his mouth on anders’ body i can do that and nobody can tell me no
tyleroakley: ionlylovebooks: is no one gonna talk about how Colton Haynes went to a Halloween party as Fiona from shrek this is so important to me
adaytocomeoutswingingoverboard: scarlettrouillard: This is really important to me. I just got out of an abusive relationship, and I hope that no one ever has to feel like I did. It’s about time someone made this post. I told one of my exes that
pnut-gifs:BLONDIE FESSER … Is just what this blog is about … A PHAT PAWG and knows how to twerk it on a dick …
voltronic2000: voltronic2000: salteans: akiranime: bibohbii: Unfold, you say? GUYS LOOK AT ALLURAS SHOULDER. THE FOLD IS SUPER CLOSE TO HER SHOULDER BUT YOU DONT SEE IT IN THE FIRST PICTURE.
makotou-niijima: me: “that Pokemon looks cool”Some buttman: “sure, but it’s attack stat is shit and not to mention it’s ability makes it worthless. It’s move pool is so shallow, it can’t even learn good tms. Not to mention that it’s
Today is the twelfth anniversary of me being sick. That’s half my life.I don’t know how to feel about it. I’ve been doing this long enough (obviously) to know that I can feel however I want, but I mostly feel empty, and maybe a little hurt.It’s
oo-magicalcake-oo: oo-magicalcake-oo: oo-magicalcake-oo: This is my brother Christian.He has been full body paralyzed for about 5 years now due to multiple fractures on the spine he got in an accident.He used to me the most reliable and hard working
markired: so i was rewatching adwm, and what dark was saying struck me. i know this is dark pretending to be mark, but i can’t help but think from what we know from wkm, that perhaps dark is actually talking about wkm mark in this. or something like
nitashinori:That post about death note being “everyone’s first anime” (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for scienceCan you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?
veketa: veketa: im about to share a very controversial news article, i hope you guys understand and dont block/unfollow. this is very important to me https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_stews here it is. my hands are shaking
You know when you finish an incredible piece of media and you just need a few days to recover? That is currently me x replaying the Phoenix Wright trilogy If you can find a way to play these games, do it! It’s like watching a subtitled anime drama
timetravel-thefamilybusiness: starshattered: kissise: yahighway: amyzing12: loganlermanade: sunset-orange-peeta: Let’s just talk about how this is making me cry I just….oh my gawd. THIS IS A YA WAITING TO HAPPEN SOMEONE WRITE IT PLEASE.
sexy kageyama for @elppigoes bc i am garbage and they’re the most patient beautiful person ever and waited for a fucking year for me to finish a commission omg
girlsrule-subsdrool: thenewlovetobepegged: sasheskiss: My first pegging with the feeldoe more is about to begin. Wish me luck, this thing is a monster. Please be gentle wife. Please please please everybody, NEVER EVER use a numbing cream or
“You don’t have to go… you could stay with me…”~This art was funded by my sweet sweet patrons on Patreon~——-makin some ANGST because this is how i felt about s3 and the special ;w;Please do not repost or edit my work. Please
hellobreadbreakers: This is a tamer drink for Featured Friday. This is my favorite tea, and I only know about it because of Miss Melanie. In our college town, there used to be a lovely little teahouse—Sarah’s Teacup—where you could get a pot of
y0ungatheart:#will never be over Shaw’s lil smirk in the last gif tbh #she was all pretend grumpy #but inside she was like #HELL YEAH THIS HOT CHICK IS ABOUT TO DRIVE ME INTO DANGER ON A MOTORBIKE #I dig her #we know Shaw #trust us #WE KNOW (via
exorcisingemily: This is why I asked #WheresRey. This is why I think it matters, and why it irritates me that I was lectured by “true fans” about how Star Wars cheapened itself by having a more inclusive, diverse cast. “Cheapened.” No. You
damnslippyplanet: @mishafletcher replied to your post “Today in: Slippy’s Fluffy Headcanons:” you know, slips, for all that i don’t go here, it’s real unsettling to me the frequency with which your murder
railgunner replied to your post: frizalle said: and why do you know this about… oh my god reading this is making me physically ill TRIGGER WARNING, VOMIT-INDUCING lmao I’M SORRY hamdoctors replied to your post: frizalle said: and
I feel like all therapy has really done is provided me with resurfaced memories to flashback over about my family and how it is becoming really obvious that I have been verbally and emotionally abused my whole life, and still am.
I hope everybody’s prepared for when this blog reverts back to me crying about how much I love Rhodey and how I am so fed up with how underappreciated he is by fandom.
bhuttu: fromonesurvivortoanother: mississippimasala: frnkierovevo: lickmymccracken: youarenotevenpoppunk: fucking leave patrick alone. no do not leave patrick alone? he’s being a racist apologist and he needs to fucking educate himself on what
thefucklust: turnoverbaby: This serum is called “Crush.” I want you to think about me, to the point of distraction. I want you to doodle my name in the margin of your work. I want you to squirm waiting for the clock to get to the hour you can see
brainstatic: Why do people think the laws of man and nature don’t apply in beach bathrooms? What is it about beach bathrooms that makes people enter the heart of darkness and decide that toilet paper can go anywhere?
hotboyproblems: if you ever feel bad about your social life just remember when we first moved into my house it took my neighbours 4 months to realise my mum and dad had two kids (my brother and i) because i was always in my room
oreides: okay but this is so cute. after everyone bends down to watch the trailer on Connie’s phone, Pearl and Amethyst stand up straight, but Garnet stays awkwardly stooped down with her knees bent. it makes me wonder if Garnet is unsure about how
itsybitsyjoltik: the mewtwo’s birthday thing made me think about something…it’s genuinely wild to me how many people there are on this site now who weren’t even born at the height of the pokemon fad. honestly i’ve never experienced anything
todaysbird:fibrochemist:mizjoely:BIRD SIDE OF TUMBLR(Is there a bird side?) Anyway, can anyone identify this bird for me? I live in the Albany area of upstate NY and this bird is about the size of a robin. It’s the only one I’ve ever seen
therightdimple: actuallyjustin: skreamingninja: mood Reblogging again, because big mood. @lifeasanutshell this speaks to me Why the bass on this video is crazy tho!
alivechihiro:alivechihiro:extremely popular comedy: reduces my existence to a cheap punchlineme: i don’t like this anti-sjs: first of all how dare you anti-sjs: comedy is sacred and that’s why this is okay me: makes joke about cis people anti-sjs:
lostlilbruja: lovelyhandprints: fortheloveofasubmissive: Too good not to share… This is exactly what I posted about the other day! This makes me so happy!!!
him3-ros: This is what it’s all about; finding someone to love and laugh with for the rest of your life. This is what makes all the pain and failed relationships worth it.
thelostmoongazer:*… you should have seen this coming… i think i said smthin about this before you sent that ask but ur message gave me the excuse to draw it ovo BUT YEAH THIS IS THE ARTIST SKELEBRO AU COMIC I WAS DRAWING IN THE STREAM SOMETIME AGO!!
hunterinabrowncoat: In aid of Asexual Awareness Week, I’ve decided to make a post about autochorissexuality and just what it is. The term ‘autochoris’ was coined by Anthony Bogaert, and essentially translates to ‘identity-less sexuality’. It
cream-pie-4-me-2-eat: teenieweenieinal: spertn: Now for a little dessert. This is So Sexy to me!!!! How about this tasty treat?
My class is fucking stupid. It first taught me all these things like ICD-9 and MS-DRGs and the history of health insurance and the names and numbers for all these codes. It taught me about CPT codes and HCPCS all before I ever knew what the hell they
susiephone: i can’t believe friday, september 1, 2017, is nineteen years later. the last scene in the harry potter books. this is it. 😥 i don’t want it to end
bussykiller: lets-get-sickening: fuckyeahmaxmalanaphy: Michelle Visage talking about unprofessional queens. This woman is taking me to church My skin is smoking Say it louder, I don’t think Sharon heard you! the end of this video, what the
studyingbrains: A Harm Reduction Guide to Safer Drug Use drugsand.me is an educational website that teaches about the existing harm reduction methods for drug users. We do not promote drug use, but we do encourage you to be safe if you are thinking of
notestomyfuturegirlfriend: Dear Future Girlfriend, Someday, I hope to be this good. Be my partner? Love, Me P.S. It is kind of one of my dreams.
thepolishone: heytheretrivara: This is the cutest thing ever. I love boys who does creative, romantic things for their girlfriend. The balloons are attached at the bottom to photos - memories. With a paragraph written at the back about the memory
lipid:telltaletypist:mysharona1987:What?!this is so funny to me it literally never occurred to me that british people wouldn’t know who oprah isas a non-american the only thing i knew about her was that josh was obsessed with her in drake &
wattpadfic: this tag urself meme is humble and good and is allowing me to learn so much about my mutuals, like which of you love screaming a lot and which of you want to kiss 547 bees
dear-travis:kenyatta: As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days. This is still funny to me. I used to love sesame street.
So I’m having a pretty shitty day so far but I woke up with my follower count down lower than when I went to sleep and I remembered that yesterday this blog that is my ENTIRE writing inspiration followed me (literally the only reason I have the guts
donutsism: skypevevo: heavenlyriches: Dumb customers (Sarah Schauer) THIS IS IT THIS IS WORKING FOOD SERVICE I LOVE HER VINES
westafricanbaby: melonmemes:Chelsea is a good friend 💛 This is about to be me in Miami with my hoe ass friends😂😂😂. Even if they decide to run off with any miscreant, I’m taking his phone number, license plate, first and last name, maybe
titenoute: hiddlesherethereeverywhere: pr1nceshawn: Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life. THIS IS IMPORTANT When I was a child, from the time I was about four and could understand things, my mom told me and my brother that we should have a secret
Hello again, friends! I’m happy to announce that Chapter 4 of paper tiger is now (finally) up! As always, this is a(n 18+) story about two big stupid dudes with big stupid feelings who’ve decided to ignore the plot for as long as humanly possible.
