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making friends on tumblr… “Oh my god, the most amazing thing happened to me yesterday, and I just had to tell someone. I was scrolling down a porn blog that I’ve been following for a while, when I came upon a picture of a man absolutely
fuckdemonsgetmoney: fishwrites: nattosoup: tmirai: pinkcookiedoedoodles: Things that have actually happened to me.gif Think about this the next time you even dare suggest an artist lower their prices. Me when people at cons say ŭ sketches are
Blackberries (f/f)“I have to share this story. It is the best thing that’s happen to me in forever.So a coworker and i were sitting outside after work smoking, talking and just hanging out with a few others. The two other people we were hanging with
My Daddy catching me masturbating in his bed was probably the best thing that ever happened to me.
slowrub: add this to the list of things that will never happen to me A man can dream
heartlesshippie: In a matter of five minutes… why?! Every other day it rotates between 200 and 80 Lol yeah same thing happens to me all the time. That’s why I said fuck tumblarity. Just post what you want to post
well maybe something but I need to find one of those first.My dildo is the best thing that every happened to me
batsghoulsandghosties:I drew a comic of the funniest thing that’s ever happened to me while playing among us. It was me, five of my friends, two randos (yellow and black) and this guy Pupu. He did not speak much English, called an emergency meeting
hey the folks who asked me about @claystorks‘s letters for lucardo a while back, it’s now available for purchase both as a pdf and a book right here so go and buy it bc it’s the most perfect thing that’s ever happened to me and also we’re living
dtfboipuddy: things-that-turn-lvle-on: 1 I would love for this to happen to me
crashyourcrew: deviatedanddope: clarknokent: teaforyourginaa: goldenafrodite: Worst thing ever lmfaoooo damn Bruh if this ever happens to me imma die I’ll never have to worry about that lmfao ✊ Lol
andrewgiraffields: Lana Del Rey songs make me feel sad and nostalgic about things that haven’t happened to me
datcatwhatcameback: Guys. This is the best thing that has ever happened to me. Agatrix made me this super adorable Cheerilee, and she has the Cheeribee costume as well (not pictured yet). When I get her I will post more of her. C: I am beside myself
jerkidiot: there was a girl on my bus who was on tumblr and i looked at her and said “tumblr is the worst thing that has ever happened to me” and she looked at me and said “i know i follow you”
bioshockalacka: jerkidiot: there was a girl on my bus who was on tumblr and i looked at her and said “tumblr is the worst thing that has ever happened to me” and she looked at me and said “i know i follow you”
the other thing that always happens to me is I have no one for an eternity and then I meet two legitimate dudes at one time, and everything is ruined. last night before I met comme des garçons guy I was introduced to a very handsome, very nice guy whom
voidandradiance:the most disorienting thing thats ever happened to me was when a linguistics major stopped in the middle of our conversation, looked me in the eye, and said, “you have a very interesting vernacular. were you on tumblr in 2014?”
rainswings:voidandradiance:the most disorienting thing thats ever happened to me was when a linguistics major stopped in the middle of our conversation, looked me in the eye, and said, “you have a very interesting vernacular. were you on tumblr
manywinged:deadryn:manywinged:high school sucks man. one time these kids shoved me in a submarine and welded it shut and then lowered me into an ocean of blood and it was this whole thing.didn’t that happen to the beatlesyeah the beatles were there
theearlofsandwich: perilous-pursuit-of-perfection: 2 years ago today, I typed up some flirty message to this hot guy on tumblr. I figured hey, what did I have to lose, right? Worst thing that happens is he ignores me and life goes on. Who would’ve
frazzled-dad: theearlofsandwich: perilous-pursuit-of-perfection: 2 years ago today, I typed up some flirty message to this hot guy on tumblr. I figured hey, what did I have to lose, right? Worst thing that happens is he ignores me and life goes on.
runtheriot: Our bodies matter. Our lives matter. We matter. Transitioning was the best thing that has ever happened to me. So grateful to be apart of such an inspiring community.
bangkissbite: He brought out the worst in me… And was the best thing that ever happened to me.. ph: Hugh Lippe text: Coco J Ginger source: bangkissbite
geeknerddorkdweeb: my-vulcan-boyfriend: sOMEONE PUT A BEAT TO DATA’S POEM ABOUT HIS CAT AND I;;M CRYYING S this is the best thing that has ever happened to me in my whole life
r-f-deangelis: abstractcontraption: onlyfoolsandvikings: onlyfoolsandvikings: this happens to me every single time i am sick to death of seeing the same thing why are you reblogging this oh god please don’t Because you’re right That is why
coaztal:Not to be dramatic but being gay is the best thing that’s happened to me and I would be a worse person if I was straight !
sailorportia:not to be dramatic, but i’m the worst thing that’s ever happened to me
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pervertedson: be shipwrecked on a deserted island next to my mom, It has been the best thing that has happened to me in my whole life.
outofcharacter-overwatch: ((I need to show you the stupidest thing that has ever happened to me in Overwatch -Mod Jay
delmondo:devil-boyfriend: just wanna suck you off while you plop down on the couch and stretch out and listen to you talk about your day 🥺 tell me all the things that happened today baby i wanna listen to you talk, and when you get close, i want
n3cropants:voidandradiance:the most disorienting thing thats ever happened to me was when a linguistics major stopped in the middle of our conversation, looked me in the eye, and said, “you have a very interesting vernacular. were you on tumblr
socialistexan: whyyoustabbedme: Because obviously you are either a criminal or a servant. Those are the dichotomies. This is 100% a common thing that happens. I’ve had people (usually white women) come up to me as a manager to “report employees”
novngel: candygirl1997: deebott: 1000watttwat: pettycentral: This is the best thing to ever happen to me ALREDDY BROKE her voice/accent is so cuteadsad “ that spaghitty”
renxiaoyao: one of the worst things that has happened to me so far in 2016 is this website making me feel pity and empathy for jeb bush
cravehiminallways212: hplyrikz: I can relate to this ❤️ You most certainly are the best thing that has happened to me. I adore you❤️
cravehiminallways212: *sigh* Indeed…you are the best thing that’s ever happened to me. Let me remind you again tomorrow…sweet dreams, my love. Good night. ❤️ I agree…. You are my best friend and the center of my world. I fucking adore you….❤️
tom-sits-like-a-whore: manlayingegg: vvankinq: When my balls stick to the inside of my leg… im not even a guy but this is funny the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up
musicandlovessalvation: I honestly think that meeting you was one of the best things that has ever happened to me.
jboysthree: wannabeyourfantasyy: This is actually the funniest thing that’s ever happened to me. I wasn’t planning on posting this video, it’s just something we were going to watch later, but then our cat decided to censor us 😂😂😂 😂
devil-boyfriend: just wanna suck you off while you plop down on the couch and stretch out and listen to you talk about your day 🥺 tell me all the things that happened today baby i wanna listen to you talk, and when you get close, i want you to go, “hold
There was a moment when I was 12 or 13. I were looking at my body in the mirror. I was beautiful; tall, thin, feminine. I knew i was female and that I wanted to be a woman. I knew awful things were going to happen to me with testosterone and puberty.
onefourthdork:THAT HEADBUTT WAS ONE OF THE GREATEST THINGS TO EVER HAPPEN TO ME OKAY I LOWKEY NEVER WANT IT TO GO AWAY
petmistress: I just slipped this folder into my husband’s “things I’d like to happen to me” folder that we keep on the server. I’m going to see if he notices. —Miss Heather
