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temptationsdesire: When I called for an electrician, she was not at all what I expected.
Via: http://altporn.net/news/2016/06/15/partyroomxxxs-strip/When I turned into Partroomxxx’s camshow I wasn’t expecting to see dancing, but that was exactly what I got- and the best part? Not only does she have a jackpot going on right now but she
sweetcaptions: Getting my cock sucked by my sister was NOT how I expected to be awoken from my nap on the porch… bjaddict: when he asked me what i thought the neighbors will think as i sucked his big cock on the balcony i just replied “that they
You didn’t expect what “The Cuckolds’ Club” was about, not only having to sit with the other cuckolds while your wife donned just a see-thou babydoll for the real men and went with them to the private rooms, but being ordered to follow her to
petite-madame: The Rolling Stone Cover (2016) “Buck…Sam…Come on, it’s not funny. Stop laughing. Listen…Between you and me, this photo shoot wasn’t exactly what I expected. I thought it was gonna be like always. You know, me wearing a suit,
crimson-leaves-sensei: pumpkin-king-evan: Out of all the things that I expected to happen, Bart Simpson making a cameo appearance in a manga was not one of those things. what’s really freaking me out though, is how he looks just like bart
hardonformanstink: “Wow, that was great! Now who are you?” “You weren’t expecting me? You’re not giantcock23 on Grindr?” “No. What’s Grindr?” “Oh fuck, I think I got the wrong apartment! 3B?” “3B
submissivegames: Looks like he lost the wager. When the told him they could make him cum without even touching him, he has assumed they would strip tease or something like that. What he had not expected was bring tied down, gagged, and having an
thebrotherhoodofman: “Wow, that was great! Now who are you?” “You weren’t expecting me? You’re not giantcock23 on Grindr?” “No. What’s Grindr?” “Oh fuck, I think I got the wrong apartment! 3B?” “3B
bunnywith: riddleswithtom: em1ree: circusbones: ….I did not expect that. i jusT SPIT OUT MY TEA OMDSGJDSFHAG THIS IS THE GREATEST POST I’VE ALREADY SEEN THIS TWICE SO I KNEW WHAT WAS COMING BUT I STILL SNORTED
Um.I… was right about not expecting this?That. That is definitely new. Still layered under a series of tropes, so there’s something to hinge our sanity on, but.…Yeah, okay, what?I imagine there is logic to Biba and his merry band of Anti-Sco
i-chew-on-pushpins: be-still-my-beating-weenus: kbearluna: spaceinvadeher: NO THIS IS SOME QUALITY CONTENT I am absolutely done. 100% GONE GOODBYE WORLD. I DON’T KNOW WHAT EXPECTED BUT IT MOST DEFINITELY WAS NOT THAT fucking unmute this
be-still-my-beating-weenus: kbearluna: spaceinvadeher: NO THIS IS SOME QUALITY CONTENT I am absolutely done. 100% GONE GOODBYE WORLD. I DON’T KNOW WHAT EXPECTED BUT IT MOST DEFINITELY WAS NOT THAT
shadow-the-kitsune: digging-in2-ur-pants: dangervvank: “what music are you into?”“i like this! it’s very grown up…” I was not ready OMG I didn’t expect that
askcappyandratchet: bookporn: Believe it or not “For being too depressing."IT WAS THE DIARY OF A GIRL WHO LIVED THROUGH THE FUCKING HOLOCAUST. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EXPECT IT TO BE? SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS? GOOD GOD.
avalooshe: baconsloth: prozacmorning: punch-a-your-buns: alskgirl: shaydee604: This is what happens when white guys listen to Indian music holy shit whenever I’m feeling sad I just watch this video. I was not expecting that level of choreography
llazyneiph: imthejudge: whats my favourite weapon in far cry 5 you may ask? i wholly was not expecting this and i am actually crying
abrekazam: bookishbutcorruptible: whineaboutit: This week on Whine About It… TYPES OF BROS THAT ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST. Also, a drinking game that nobody should ever play ever. “You’re straight, but at what cost?” I was not expecting this
rick-sanchez: dorkly: Rattata Family Reunion WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS SO FUCKING SAD I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS
gridmark: thejeweloffourderps: confusedtree: peel-a-potato-with-a-potato: confusedtree: Happy Canada Day Canadians scare me a little more every day. This isn’t even my final form you pitiful mass of flesh I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT AT ALL, WHAT
I’m not mad or anything since it was something CN did and not an outside leak so I can’t expect people to know I don’t want to know about it, but please stop telling me about that promo CN aired (specifially, please stop telling me what is in the
ciatlin: reindeerplaydate: w-for-wumbo: I was not expecting that ending. what the fuck just happened they fucking wrecked did u not see
female-omorashi7: EmilyHey, guys just wrote this I didn’t expect this to go on so long it was just meant to be a caption. Not sure whether or not to make this into a series. I don’t really know what would happen next. So I thought you could tell
eusourica: ciatlin: reindeerplaydate: w-for-wumbo: I was not expecting that ending. what the fuck just happened they fucking wrecked did u not see i used to do that in high school
k1mkardashian:thistickles: k1mkardashian: tbh i was kinda disappointed the first time i sucked a dick. idk what i expected it to taste like but i was just like “oh okay” Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing.
femdomhotwifecuckoldinterracial: Not all women like the taste of cum. And I didn’t at first either. The first time a man came in my mouth, I wasn’t expecting it, didn’t know what cum even was, and thought it was disgusting. It took me a while
eccentric-nae: So…..Don’t be mean to ugly people was the point of this? I mean dude was 11 and she a stranger, what she expect? I probably wouldn’t have been mean, but shorty you not staying in my house thinking I’m cool with you paying
onlyblackgirl: ayejiahchillout: thefatgawd: brownglucose: nigeah:stopwhitepeopleforever: Thank god someone brought this back this is so…… wow. wtf? I was not expecting that…oh my gawd…… jeeeeeeez, wtf lol WHAT WHAT IS THIS I’m never
lolsofunny: ciatlin: reindeerplaydate: w-for-wumbo: I was not expecting that ending. what the fuck just happened they fucking wrecked did u not see
hypno-spa-hostess: Hailey was taken to a blank white room. She stood there not knowing what to expect when suddenly the walls, ceiling and floor all came alive with spinning spirals. Not sure where to look, Hailey soon found herself completely under
decius-c: Not only the cold concrete on her naked skin made her shivering. The muffled, pained sounds of her fellow-sufferer from the next room also gave her an hunch what to expect. In this hours of waiting, she really was learning what it means to
Scott was going to drop his plans to Skype with me tonight because he promised and I had to work much later than expected, and just the thought was so sweet that I told him not to cancel his plans because he only had a week left with these people. What
dedicationtocurves: ciatlin: reindeerplaydate: w-for-wumbo: I was not expecting that ending. what the fuck just happened they fucking wrecked did u not see // // ]]>
kristenschaals: That was worth the wait.Yes. Yes it was. What did I just see?!?!?!? I so did not expect these two to end up together
asksketchandpapermoon: ijustdontgiveafuckalot: ciatlin: reindeerplaydate: w-for-wumbo: I was not expecting that ending. what the fuck just happened they fucking wrecked did u not see I love this gif lol SO MUCH HILARITY! XD
kryptonitejelly:utterly-in-like: thenighttrain:it’s crazy how i don’t know what any of you do for school/uni/work? who are you guys outside of tumblr? what do you work as?? I’m shook at prev tags ur a CHEF?!? Was NOT expecting that tbh- i
ijustdontgiveafuckalot: ciatlin: reindeerplaydate: w-for-wumbo: I was not expecting that ending. what the fuck just happened they fucking wrecked did u not see I love this gif lol
k1mkardashian: thistickles: k1mkardashian: tbh i was kinda disappointed the first time i sucked a dick. idk what i expected it to taste like but i was just like “oh okay” Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing.
betterlockthetardis: missholmesss: 221b-sherlock: that-jerk-steve-carlsburg: chuckwallin: Sorry not sorry what have you done I’ll be back in a few hours once i’ve finished laughing this weekend: a summary i was not expecting that
adultstars-sfw:Selena Luxx Although not shocked, Mr. Crude was surprised to see how Selena was dressed when he arrived to let her perform her special project. She must’ve known it wasn’t what he expected as she promptly said, “I couldn’t help
imthabosslikeross: ciatlin: reindeerplaydate: w-for-wumbo: I was not expecting that ending. what the fuck just happened they fucking wrecked did u not see ahaha
whussgoodkaiu: ricanpecann33: butterfly-apoptosis: creatingaquietmind: pisserofakisser: Clicking on this video I was not prepared to be so shocked by what I saw. This is not another make-up tutorial posted on Youtube like I expected on how to cover
countdankula: ciatlin: reindeerplaydate: w-for-wumbo: I was not expecting that ending. what the fuck just happened they fucking wrecked did u not see This pumps me up to be honest, let’s goooo
do-whateverr: pisserofakisser: Clicking on this video I was not prepared to be so shocked by what I saw. This is not another make-up tutorial posted on Youtube like I expected on how to cover up dark circles or how to look like fucking Angelina Jolie.
herwildfantasies:The day I came home early from work was interesting, and not at all what I expected. She was sitting on the sofa….naked…..her pink laptop on her legs. I could hear moaning and fucking sounds before I even turned the corner.
face4wife2sit: She was determined to own a white man. What she did not expect is that it was going to be quite easy!
lennat2:kitkat-the-muffin:mask-knife-clone-simp:tiktoksijustthinkareneat:This tiktok changed my lifeThis is what the internet was made forI was. Not expecting that.
californiakitten: magalomania: ciatlin: reindeerplaydate: w-for-wumbo: I was not expecting that ending. what the fuck just happened they fucking wrecked did u not see is this a choreographed imaginary car wreck wat No, it’s an actual car wreck.
katara: k1mkardashian: thistickles: k1mkardashian: tbh i was kinda disappointed the first time i sucked a dick. idk what i expected it to taste like but i was just like “oh okay” Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell
