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awwww-cute: One thing I’ve learned as a firefighter is that when people find animals they like to drop them off at the fire stations. Here are 2 I brought home over the years. From their first baths to now. Thunder Cat (left) and Binks (right) (Source:
shannondraws: When will I learn its not a good idea to animate Hyrule Warriors characters.. Anyway I like Lana, and her books a pretty cool weapon
drsedulus: She felt like taking a walk in the forest to relax after a long day at school. But she couldn’t know what#s waiting for her when she met a group of guys who wanted to have some outdoor fun as well. Know she starts to learn!
toastoat:I love when incoming students come on campus and everybody goes “heh.. fresh meat huh… they got a lot to learn :^)” like any of us know what the fucks going on ever
teacuphat: ok so I’m a bit upset over something that happend today so I’m gonna have a little rant about it. ok? ok So I was in Leeds at a Homestuck meet, and our group included a Gamzee cosplayer and a Kankri cosplayer, both of which had clearly
fandom-mused-fandom-games: redgetrek: fandom-mused-fandom-games: When will people learn not to say stuff like that around me. Let’s make this the biggest fandom of all. You know what? If you get this to 10,000 notes, I’ll put it on the poster.
fashionable-gamer: Ever notice how when justifying a child’s misbehavior no one ever says stuff like “girls will be girls” or “she’s a girl”, but the list of things a “young lady” can’t do is almost endless? You learn from a young age
mynameisbibliophile: littlewhitemouse: ironinkpen: When writing couples, I like to use the Kiss Rule: If they have to kiss for you to know they’re in love, you’re not writing a romance right. damn tho The most important writing tip I’ve learned
jaynelovesdick: a girl should never have to feel like she is flossing when she is at worship smart girls also can learn from this picture and massage his balls hardest at the exact moment he feeds you his yummy cum so you can get more of it blowjob—me:
This is the milf that was acting like such a bitch to you when you were just ringing up her items, well I guess she’ll learn to be nicer to you next time. She’s gonna feel the pain tonight, more specifically her ass and pussy are gonna feel
nickisproperty: courtneylilcoxx: Strapon training your sissy is important, it is even more effective when she is left locked in chastity. She will begin to learn she only recieves pleasure through her pussy hole like a real woman. Another step in taking
johndarnielle: you know what I loved unicorns when I was eleven/twelve years old and then I learned that it was real soft and nerdy to love unicorns so I checked out of the whole unicorn-liking mindset because I felt a need to be hardening myself and
monkeysmeanbusiness:utteranonymity:Fun little trick I learned in therapy: validation. When someone is upset, don’t try to fix the problem, point out the cause, or tell them it could be worse. Just validate their emotions. Be like, ‘shit yeah man,
coolfamilies: When my wife told me to collect my birthday present in our bedroom, I never expected find my daughters like this. “Happy birthday, daddy! Mom kept telling us we should learn about sex in a safe, stress free environment, from a nice and
sarahxwritesstuff:When our parents go out I always try to get my brother Josh to play with me. Today I appeared in his room in my cutest bra and panties, whining at him that I needed him to help me learn how to please a boy I really liked. Kneeling
thepastorwearsprada: aidashakur: my last relationship taught me that i never want to feel like i’m begging for someone’s love, ever. Takes time to learn, but man is it sweet when you do
yogvrt: when i was like 14, i once wore contact lenses instead of glasses to school bc i had just learned how to put them on and i wanted to show them to my friends right, and this one guy goes and tells me “i thought girls were supposed to become
notacentaur: god. the more I learn about north korea, in a weird way the more I understand dystopia novels. because one of the questions that always plagues me when I read dystopias is like “how is the rest of the world? are they okay? are they in
kennymccormickofficial: honestly this shit better be in history books like yknow how when you start learning about american history and you think “wow, america sure was racist” its not “was”. it still is. this shit is absolutely 100% still
owned-fucktoy: sweatandchains: ‘Oh she will soon learn to take cock in all her holes. This one used to be some fancy executive at a bank, the poor bitch never thought she would end up like this when she started to steal from them. ‘ I love this
blade-of-grass: putuksstuff: fiddlemod: askfirestarterspitfire: redgetrek: fandom-mused-fandom-games: redgetrek: fandom-mused-fandom-games: When will people learn not to say stuff like that around me. Let’s make this the biggest fandom of all.
fieryartemispublications: agendershittyknight: When my son turned 10 he started talking about wanting to learn to code I hope tumblr also decides this now that it has turned 10 911 I’d like to report a murder
naturalass: ftwaynewaitress: I feel like my ass looks phat in this tiny little thong plus it rides right up my ass as you can see but one thing I learned in high school is that boys love when we wear thongs and let our cheeks hang out! Wouaw !
sam-and-dean-life: behold-theturtle: Today I learned that during Be Prepared from The Lion King, when Scar says, “YOU WON’T GET A SNIFF WITHOUT ME!” the actor blew out his voice. So the remainder of the song was sung by this guy. Sounds like
bpdbot: thesaurio: bpdbot: sometimes i have too many emotions and sometimes i have none at all but i always always feel like i’m drowning Learn how to swim Bitch i made this post when i was in A Mood and all the replies are so angst and depressing
monkeysmeanbusiness: utteranonymity: Fun little trick I learned in therapy: validation. When someone is upset, don’t try to fix the problem, point out the cause, or tell them it could be worse. Just validate their emotions. Be like, ‘shit yeah man,
defendthewall: notacentaur: god. the more I learn about north korea, in a weird way the more I understand dystopia novels. because one of the questions that always plagues me when I read dystopias is like “how is the rest of the world? are they okay?
utteranonymity:Fun little trick I learned in therapy: validation. When someone is upset, don’t try to fix the problem, point out the cause, or tell them it could be worse. Just validate their emotions. Be like, ‘shit yeah man, that sucks. I’m sorry
just hit the gym. squats when i’m cramping feel so fucking good. like you have no idea. i didn’t go to failure, but i did hit a new PR, 95lbs. i know i can beat that i just wast quite content with learning i could go 20 pounds heavier than i was last
nim-lock: One thing I’ve learned about professional emails is try to avoid sounding apologetic when possible! I’m working on a thing where the client sent me edit notes last week. I was super busy at that time, and was internally like ‘oh no if
milkthatcock: She’s learned that when he growls like an animal as she sucks his cock that he’s going to fuck her ass, and he’s going to fuck her ass hard with no lube or gentle teasing as preparation. So she forces his cock deeper into her mouth
utteranonymity: Fun little trick I learned in therapy: validation. When someone is upset, don’t try to fix the problem, point out the cause, or tell them it could be worse. Just validate their emotions. Be like, ‘shit yeah man, that sucks. I’m
hungyoungwhitecock4milfz: He made me get all dressed up for him on Halloween and he took me all over. He treated me like a girl all night I couldn’t stop him. And when he pushed me to my knees and said its time to learn how to be a good girl I couldn’t
cranquis: surrealmeds: The Case of The Riddled Lungs As you go through medical training, you learn a new language that is based on one you thought you already knew. When reading x-ray reports, you see phrases like “clinical correlation recommended”
zstephanie: I grew up watching ‘Superman.’ As a child, when I first learned to dive into a swimming pool, I wasn’t diving, I was flying, like Superman. I used to dream of rescuing a girl I had a crush on from a playground bully.
dungeons-n-dragon-age: Learning about the Ides of March in middle school was so surreal for me because it’s my birthday, so when the teacher started talking about March 15th and Caesar’s murder, everyone who knew my birthday gave me the side eye like
did-you-kno: ►►►Click here to learn more reasons why dogs spin in circles! Dogs like to align themselves with the North-South axis when they poop. They do this whenever the Earth’s magnetic field conditions are normal - but if they’re unstable,
cipheramnesia:thantos1991:homunculus-argument:Imagine an alien sharing a cool human fact they just learned like ”hey guys did you know that the silvery markings on humans actually aren’t true stripes? They’re called stretch marks, they happen when
jotaillustrator:tintin-official:the absolute mindfuck of learning that when americans said “pumpkin spice” they were talking about like. nutmeg and cinnamon. and not adding pumpkin flavouring to stuff
dan-dpackcranberries:deliriumcrow:kilsikon7:In France, I like to think they *remember* what happens when they protest too hard. The French are exceptionally good at protesting, and we should maybe consider learning some things from them.THIS IS WHAT I
tavr0ss:tavr0ss:remember back in 2013 when everyone wanted this guy to pound their asses for like 3 months straightso what i have learned from opening tagviewer on this post is that everyone still wants him to pound their asses
elevenperalta: i have this tiny headcanon where El keeps a journal of all the words she learns when she comes back with little tips to help her remember like “freckles- the dots on Mike’s face” “comfy- the La Z Boy and sweatpants” “pretty-
beetleboo: botanyshitposts: botanyshitposts: so i learned yesterday that theres a tiny plot at the corn research/breeding nursery i work at thats full of what the breeders call “zoo corn”??? its like. corn that got mutated by accident when they
turing-tested: metroph0bic: turing-tested: just learned that my “pupil” is a muscle and that means that fact about your eyes dialiting when you see someone you like actually means that you’re subconsciously and uncontrollablely flexing at your
ralfmaximus:Years ago back when I worked in cubicle land, we were hiring junior software developers. They didn’t have to have a ton of experience, just a willingness to learn, and some demonstration of their software skills. Like: show me a program
yunisverse: last night i dreamed the government kidnapped greg to learn alien secrets and when i woke up it felt like a great idea bonus:
stripedpaperplanes: mvcsvi: diaryofcarmen: asapwalky: real shit I say this all the time when people be like “family over friends” dead just learned this shit the hard way. Yup
sweatandchains: ‘Oh she will soon learn to take cock in all her holes. This one used to be some fancy executive at a bank, the poor bitch never thought she would end up like this when she started to steal from them. ‘
myfagtruth: No way! At puberty, when I was just learning about sex feelings, if somebody had told me that someday I’d like to do this, no way would I have believe it. So hot doing this though.
konichiwa-gwan: puffthatdee: afrojane: localstarboy: The whole room when Kendrick takes over offended at how on point this is 😩 ^^^ hell yea, i was boppin with they ass lol Staaaaahhhhp 😩 I’d do something crazy like actually learn this
