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dragondicks: oldroots: i mean im not the biggest fan of crossovers but even i know that its charm is from the two things being relevant to one another and interacting on the same level, otherwise you just get shit like this this is a bad example bc
fuckyeahandrogynousgirls: ohstewarts: Just One Of The Guys - Jenny Lewis (x) omg i literally do not know what to do with myself right now this is like everything i wanted i might as well close down my tumblr down its never gonna get any better
sailorsenshiwaifu: tearlessrain: so I just found these photos of a leucistic seal pup and I’m wheezing. like at first it looks all cute bUT THEN IT OPENS ITS EYES AND I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS IT’S THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
sonic-gems-collection:I know that this is an article on the normal behaviour of goliath frogs, but i like to interpret the headline as if its reporting on a single event where the single biggest frog in the world just got up and built a pond
pernicious-jellyweasel: moonlandingwasfaked: sufficientlylargen: stubblesmacbeth: spacetwinks: i know there’s 9 hours left but i think we can call this one its been over 10 years and i can still hear the sound like it just happened some people
vanillaqueen4u: My pussy just grips this rubber black cock!! I haven’t had any REAL dick in months so I ride my toy like its H.I M… saving this hot, wet white pussy for someone special.. HE knows who he is 😉 My prettiful 💋👄👑♠
babyferaligator: wtff even happens its like he hits a forcefield His left shoe hits the side making him come to a sudden stop but we all know Newtons first law and so you’ll just keep going.
holmesfan:weregoingtojackson: i will always reblog this because its my most favorite thing ever. lol his face is like ‘i have just been given a gift’ Lesson of the day: Really stupid people dont know they are stupid. That’s what makes them stupid
distraction: do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why lol… This is a joke right? Of course I do. Everyone does… its when you like them for their
denisaaaa: insanity-and-vanity: Fight Club (1999) I wrote a psych diagnosis paper about this movie~ …. its like you just get cooler the longer I know you…
large-flightless-bird: when you go in the bathroom and you don’t know if it’s water or pee on the ground High probability a woman made this. If it was man… we just assume pee okay? Like… its almost never water…
0dmg: hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It’s really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don’t know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny
cosmonautcat replied to your post: i could just have a megapost on my cousin alone this is like a bad urban legend, i have to know more its late here and i need to go to bed so ill try to post more about the relatives tomorrow heres another little one
thegoodsonisbad: so at my store we sell a vodka that has a programmable LED display as its label needless to say they should know better than to order stuff like that and let me be around it greg why do you exist you are just too perfect
bad-luck-and-trouble: theprincessallieee: naughtysalamander: male moans are really important to me like goddamn make some noise pump up the volume christ just moan its very hot Accurate I moan 💁🏼 I cry. Bc I know it’ll be a while before
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honestly, I’m pretty ecstatic that the genderless Gems thing now has official confirmation. I always figured and I know there were rumors, but its great to hear stuff like that confirmed in written form, not just by word of mouth
voiceactresskurutta: artemispanthar: honestly, I’m pretty ecstatic that the genderless Gems thing now has official confirmation. I always figured and I know there were rumors, but its great to hear stuff like that confirmed in written form, not just
cobalt-borealis replied to your post: People always smack talk it but y’know… why is it in bits though it’s so delicious I want just a huge chunk of it like those deer-bait blocks ahaha Probably because its so dang sweet that a big chunk
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vegan-pearl: i just got back from a midnight show of the first indiana jones movie and i thought about this literally the whole time and i drank like a literal gallon of dr pepper and its 3am and i don’t know what im doing with my life anymore
I made a typo on that last post when I said my brother had a shirt, because he still has it, he was wearing it today which is why I made the post.
kenobi-wan-obi: whitepeoplesaidwhat: That moment when you realise today is malcom x’s birthday and google decided to use celebrate Rubik’s cube for its doodle instead. I know it may not seem like a big deal, but I just think America is always constantly
jesuschristvevo: brushing your teeth at night is a difficult thing to do because its like a semipermanent decision once you brush your teeth thats it you cant eat for the rest of the night and i just never know if im willing to make that commitment
hotwinger: u know those erasers that dont even erase, they just smudge the shit outta the pencil marking and strip the paper until its like a single molecule thick? yeah, FUCK those erasers
nixpunkin: seeing as its national coming out day, id like to let everyone know that im coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine gotta gotta be down because i want it all
itallendsthesameway: Benjamin Franklin is so sassy right here. Its like he’s saying “Umm humm…. I know you’re using me for drugs” I just can’t!
mxcleod: notacooltaco: titanswithnoprivatesincabin13: mindlessswagg143: YOOO I KNOW IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO REMEMBERS THIS SHIT. I JUST FORGOT THE NAME OF THE SHOW AND WHERE ITS FROM I remember it very abstractly, like one would remember a dream
bouncyjennifer: Our most popular post to date…well on its way to 1000 likes! :) If we had known how popular it would be, we would have posted a higher resolution copy! But you just can’t know what is going to take off and what is going to be ignored…
clarkwaters: annabellebanks: Oh I know. I was just saying. I see. Well you should definitely go! I’m positive its worth it. I agree! It seems like it would be so much fun!
theicarustheory: You know what’s funny its like 90% of you really wanted the blood-orange parody and so secretly did I so here you go. SNK: The Documentary will now be my life force so go ahead and just feed my brain. (Also, y’all don’t have to
cumleak: jackadiddlediddle: onyeplaysdrums: Most kids on this website don’t even know what this is That’s a coffee table not just any coffee table. its a coffee table built to look like a simple coffee table but actually has a hiding spot for
psychedelictrashbag: Just in case anyone thinks i dont know what im talking about, this is the standard of coffee i make erryday!! Ive been a barista for like 4 years now, and its literally my life. Now i get to teach other people how to make it too!!
hypdom: I really should be going… He’s going to be back any minute… and when he does come back I’ll go right under again… Its like just seeing him changes everything. I really should be going… But, you know he’s right… watching
prettyliiittlebrokenme: idk right now i feel like i could cut my wrists and die, but no one would notice. its probably the truth. Someone will, the problem is that sometimes those people just can’t on won’t let us know that care about us.
dynastylnoire: its-a-different-world: imsoshive: “Mr. Pretty Tony, I mean you know the rules of the game. I mean yo’ bitch just chose me. Now we can settle this like you got some class or we can get into some gangsta shit.” I’m really tired
emmawasright: moonlandingwasfaked: sufficientlylargen: stubblesmacbeth: spacetwinks: i know there’s 9 hours left but i think we can call this one its been over 10 years and i can still hear the sound like it just happened some people on this
fleppyflepster: Hello! Just letting everyone know im still alive and I have something for yall! Heres a little Christmas present from Ella to you guys. Can you guess what the present is? Its her pussy. If you’d like to download this video for yourself
mybuzzbuzz: prurire: Just because you aren’t allowed to touch doesn’t mean that I’m not. soapy! let me do for you but its our secret, mum and dad must not know if you want to i can get on my knees an finish you off with my mouth,would you like
futarika: Hey all just wanted to Post this Old pic of me I tried to fix up hehe its not as good as the new ones I know but it brings back good memories of my earlier work ~<3 so I hope you all like it ~<3
futarika: Hehee..Hey all just felt like posting something naughty for all of you <3 and whats better than some Big Yummy Lady-Sausage! x//3 its a real simple Pic I know but I hope you all enjoy it <3 I really Love how pretty and Pink my Cock-head
rosedye: rung with bunnies!!!… yeah i dont know either. but its cute! and part of you wanted it on your dash, just admit it!!hes probably thinkin something like “yOURE ALL CUTE BUT I CANT… PROTECT ALL OF YOU…..”
human1ty-insan1ty: titofromalaska: sempiternalseas0n: slayerism: This is so important THIS Their son/daughter kills him/herself “I didn’t know he/she was having serious problems” This is so disgustingly true, I just had to reblog, like its
stilletcheduponhisface: dude i don’t know if im late to the party but i just realized that you can “like" something in the tumblr app by double clicking on a photo (either on its own or in a photo set) or the text of a text post
malehierarchy: “Just relax, son,” its father told it tenderly. “This is the rite of passage for faggots like you. Before you know it, this is all you’ll ever crave in your life.”
shinyv: shinyv: do you ever want to murder the witness because i do its 3 AM again “#okay but like imagine it #Phoenix getting a call from one of them #they use their one phone call to call him #and he just doesn’t even know what to do #and
lenaoffassy:desert-power-6:va-lancy:ohmygoodness - those eyes This is just too adorable for me!! The twitchy ears, the big eyes with long lashes, the little yawn, the huge paws, and it looks like it’s sucking on its paw, too! I know sometimes you
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lenaoffassy: desert-power-6:va-lancy:ohmygoodness - those eyes This is just too adorable for me!! The twitchy ears, the big eyes with long lashes, the little yawn, the huge paws, and it looks like it’s sucking on its paw, too! I know sometimes
faggotssuck: fagthing: rickraunch: Like how he looks in all this shit but the funnels a little high…. faggot put to good use The faggot knows the natural order, just look at the certainty in its eyes.
foolishlycompletelyfallen: klefable: snapchatting your internet friends is so fun. its cool to see what their school is like, and how the weather is there, and what kind of people they hang out with normally and just. i don’t know. it’s fun to share
roxilalonde:showing up late to a meeting with an iced drink is a power move. like with hot drinks the cup is opaque and people cant tell the temperature so they dont know how long ago you got it. maybe its hours old. maybe you just got caught in traffic.