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beeeatle: Sub-Zero making tea for Scorpion is my favorite thing from the entire story mode of Mortal Kombat X to be completely honest.
This is NOT a picture of me. But this is the kind of shit I wish I could do. I’ve never been flexible. I actually wonder if I have some kind of inflexibility disorder (Scott might say yes but mean something totally different!). My hips are really tight
This is fine. I’m only two minutes in, but, so far, everything is fine.Oh, shit. Things have taken a turn. Even the music got scary.
superstarfighter:Getting Shit Done. But first: Blog about your plans to get shit done, take pictures, make to do lists about how you want to get shit done, make tea, think about getting shit done.
Friend: *causually talking about their day while stretching there legs over me*Me: * Layin here trying to listen while her legs are pushing into my slightly overfilled bladder * this is ok, this is ok, this is oooofffnnn… okkkkkkkkkk .\\.
shit shit shit shit shit here’s an unexpected smutty bonus chapter to kids these days there ya gooooowarnings include mild dom/sub dynamics but everything is 100% consensual and consent is affirmed throughout happenings
uchihabat: chocolateghost: patritxi: madamslayyy: catchymemes: Harry Potter low cost version by Studio 188 Gosh the amount of DETAIL they put into this @chocolateghost 😂😂 OMFGGGGG THIS IS MAYBE THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
kerevat: y’all realize these are relatively basic activities right. y’all are flipping shit because this person said “i want to have sex with you, but i also want to do other normal activities besides sex”. u do realize that is a very regular
shit-bin: shit-bin: ok duane.gif isn’t hard to find but i SPECIFICALLY need the duane.gif where the whole gif is centered on his face this is very important YES YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
no but for real for real, the trick to figuring out the woman you’re sposed to marry is if you’re having sex and you get your orgasm and she doesn’t get hers and you feel like your dick game is weak, that’s the woman you gotta
I keep trying to make a post to sum up my anger, but I don’t know how??? I don’t even usually get angry. I always skip that stage and just be upset. But I feel like I have a valid reason to be angry and I don’t know what to do with
glumshoe:glumshoe:I have an unbelievably funny idea for a prank but it would require a 贄 or more investment in miniature REI tents so it’s never going to happen. ok fuck itI want one of those scaled-down display tents they have at REI that’s just
neoncarrotx3: ladysunami 2009/02/22 17:37:18 by あをいそら Apparently this is Bronzeshipping? I don’t know, but it’s uber cute. *Spams you with it anyway* FJKDHFLKJSLF I am completely okay with this ;___; <3
shit-bin: shit-bin:ok duane.gif isn’t hard to find but i SPECIFICALLY need the duane.gif where the whole gif is centered on his face this is very importantYESYEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
This week (or maybe last week) is the worst week ever Lots of shit happened mainly in school, I got my FCAT scores (Florida Test) it’s a requirement for graduation but I have LOTS of chances of retaking it but I saw my old scores and this new
Just made the most delicious banana smoothie I’ve ever had O.O I never thought they’d taste very good either, idk I wasn’t a big smoothie person. But here’s my recipe. You’ll need: 1 banana, sliced a spoonful of peanut butter
badbitchastrology: Looks 12 but is an adult: Gemini, Cancer, Libra, Scorpio, Aquarius, Pisces Looks like an adult but is 12: Aries, Taurus, Leo, Virgo, Sagittarius, Capricorn
gypsyrose27: bangersembrace: gypsyrose27: titstatscats: gypsyrose27: blackdoommetal: gypsyrose27: That’s a butt its like an apple you wanna try But I taste more like a pineapple. 🙌🍍😍🍑 ☝️👍👍👍 This shit is bananas 🍌
d-o-r-ia-n: mustyprince: mad-man-with-a-scarf: shavingryansprivates: this is my favorite video of all time bar none I cannot stop laughing. how have I gone this long without seeing this video good gOD
heresylog:manywinged:manywinged:manywinged:the spikier a crown is the better it isALTsee what i meanALTALTrip to jc but this shit rocks“Rip” haven’t you heard?
shit-bin: shit-bin: ok duane.gif isn’t hard to find but i SPECIFICALLY need the duane.gif where the whole gif is centered on his face this is very important YESYEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
pruane2:Insanely hilarious and exactly why crypto is such shit lol.whole article is only like 5 minutes long and definitely worth a read
thegoddamazon: classycarolinagirl: I AM CRYING LAUGHING But this is real shit, though.
nosleeptilmanhattan: the-negus: blackgirlost: I gotta remind myself that this shit is possible, a day at a time but if you really want it, you can definitely have it. Congrats Do your thing ma'am!
foxinfrench: I don’t smoke but damn this shit is accurate
desmasaldana: OMGGGGGGGG, Spanish guys tho <333 no fucking clue what they just said but yoooo this shit is gooddddd
supertinygirl: HOLY SHIT. I’m a dick-sucking goddess but this girl is on another fucking PLANET!
anntk: To be honest, I want to drop out of school. This shit is killing me. Stress on stress on stress! I’m pushing it as much as I can but damn… I think I’ve got to wave the white flag.
carry-on-my-wayward-butt: lifehackable: More Daily Life Hacks Here! ok you know what some of this shit is useful but then it goes to CHEAT AT GAMBLING AND TRESPASS INTO WIRE-PROTECTED AREAS YOU FUCKING DELINQUENT
finding-fucken-nemo: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: lifehackable: More Daily Life Hacks Here! ok you know what some of this shit is useful but then it goes to CHEAT AT GAMBLING AND TRESPASS INTO WIRE-PROTECTED AREAS YOU FUCKING DELINQUENT Just for the
oscarbeenwilde:Usually don’t watch horror movies but I’m dying to know what the context for this shit is
suicidesskwad: Holy shit, is this Harley’s jester outfit from the animated series..?
leonardyearz: christel-thoughts: fetseyville: gxldsqr: ofneptunes: vvhitelotus: If Tyler ran for president see full interview here if this doesn’t go viral I’m deleting Wtf is laughing this is real Af I was just thinking that. Everything
iilovejdb: modelgeek:fish-dinner-connoisseur: bboyplankton:bryantjackson:modelgeek:Don’t be ashamed of Gods Gifts 🌸Very Nice ! Beautiful. … Her legs are amazing. this shit is why i had to unfollow her But yet you reblog me… Lol love you
nasty-gal-mentality: istilllovehearingeveryrhyme: fierrrrrrce: IM SPEECHLESS This shit is the realest. Not even Pac could of said it better. gucci mane didn’t write that but okay.
prettyboyshyflizzy: letbeautyflourish: So yall all BLACK AF or 90% of yall are but you wanna kick out all the black people? The fuckery and self hate levels are unparallel. This shit is disgusting to me man and honestly hurts a little bit. I’ve been
bunnycolada: all this shit is cool, but i’ll probably only make the bacon pancakes. some good ideas though
I wish I could put on lotion without having to put on lotion because I hate how lotion feels, but my hands are dryyy :(
austinjlucas: analrocks: doubleanalsex: Double dumper dive. (Bobbi Starr) I think this shit is gay but you gotta love Bobbi Starr
egkardios: the-descolada: jalceperalta: ok ok listen i know a lot of people have been bringing up the fact that they dont like brooklyn nine nine because they feel like it’s a “pro-cop show” and it’s “idolizing a gross system” but like??
jaddeline: corpxe: All my blog is now is Midnight Cinderella trash with a few bits and things of weird shit scattered inbetween and I’m kind of sorry but I’m also really not because tHIS IS MY LIFE NOW #NORAGRETS YES WE CAN BE MIDC BUDDIES LET’S
homopower: homopower: HOLY SHIT, YES!!!!! Please get over here ASAP and wear my ass out! OMFG, he’s so gorgeous!!! dare2gobare: i dont usually post jerkoff vids, but this guy is rockin it! Body goals. I love his great build.
dreaming-with-both-eyes-open: I don’t smoke but damn, this shit is cool as fuck
aidashakur: No suicidal shit but this world is tiring and I wish I had no part in it
aidashakur:No suicidal shit but this world is tiring and I wish I had no part in it
airlesscell: Don’t let tumblr make you think cigarettes don’t make you smell and look like shit
where–areyou: My goal is to have the kind of money where I can do this shit all the time
I can’t animate for shit, and there’s a lot of mistakes in this, but that anon a while back had the right idea. (by lucario-of-hyrule
papageifan97: drksoxlover: sockjersey: azsocks: Dark socks aren’t normally my thing, but this guy is pretty hot and he wears them well! Dark socks are the shit for me! Hott Hot!
(just a heads up, if you’ve tagged me in fanart or fanfiction and i haven’t reblogged it yet, that’s solely because my memory is shit. but i do see and save everything i can; if you see shadowpiratemonkey7 in the notes liking your stuff, that’s
i dont think ive ever mentioned it here but a few days ago my mom surprised me by saying she orDERED ME A NEW COMPUTER (its a half birthday present) AND IT JUST GOT HERE TODAY AND I AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
This is in no way me talking shit… but this is directed to you. You know who you are. Why do you keep tabs on my blog & my social life STILL? It’s been almost a month since we have spoke to each other & you are still on some childish shit
NAKED YOGI
