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pizzaforpresident: nosdrinker: gospelofthekingdom: You have got to be fucking kidding me it’s so weird that i would go to jail if i killed this guy i’m so angry This guy deserves a kick in the nuts
londrieved: the-fury-of-a-time-lord: sktagg23: Please be kidding. (This is why we can’t have nice things.) whoever blocked out that girl’s credit card info thank you Frankly, though, that card is almost guaranteed to not be in use anymore. It’s
misshollyslair:This is a tribute illustration I was requested to make for a project in which I was lucky enough to be a guest artist :) As you’ll have guessed I’m sure, the tribute is to Disney animation studios ! As a kid and teen I loved the animated
hellyeahoutlawqueen: #Bones #BoothBrennan #BonesSeason7 7x01 - The Memories in the Shallow Grave “Look Bones…I love you. Ok, that’s not rational. Us having a kid, that’s not rational. But, here we are” “You’re never going to be on your
Thank you Tumblr. You have turned me into a little nymph. I find myself constantly looking at porn! And I love it! Although I am really enjoying this new discovery, I am a little bit alarmed at how easy it would be for kids to find or stumble across.
scruffyturtles: Hifumi Togo has been revealed for the AU! She’s married to a salary man who used to be a card game master by the name of Keto Saiba, and is a mother of three kids. In this household, if you have a hobby there is no such thing as
ruelukas22: badjokesbyjeff: Twenty years from now, kids are gonna think “Baby it’s cold outside” is really weird, and we’re gonna have to explain that it has to be understood as a product of its time. You see, it used to get cold outside I’m
boopednose: thexfiles: thexfiles: as a society we have to start bullying rich ivy league kids more. they’re like “i go to harvard” and you gotta be like “what? never heard of it” i got a lot of shit about this post a few days ago but ever
thechaotictrickster: heymomlookimadeablog: boopednose: thexfiles: thexfiles: as a society we have to start bullying rich ivy league kids more. they’re like “i go to harvard” and you gotta be like “what? never heard of it” i got a lot of
flowersgardenlove: TREE HOUSE – amazing Beautiful gorgeous pretty flowers Look!! A book nook. Only accessible by a ladder that can conveniently be pulled up to prevent book nook invaders. Heehee, kidding. I will totally let you come up if you have
babyscarsonly: thevictimintheromanfallout: before-she-falls: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME. PEOPLE DO NOT CUT BECAUSE THEY THINK ITS “COOL” SELF HARM IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE AND IF YOU CAN PRETEND YOUR SAVING A LIFE MY GLAMORIZING SLICING
dragonsinparis: mckinonn: kid-mera: breelandwalker: mysticmoonhigh: 0fthem0untains: weavemama: America is about to be that part in the lion king where where pride rock became all shitty bc Scar became king have yet to see a better analogy Are you
annaknitsspock: paulatheprokaryote: lenyberry: yayfeminism: Why does being a woman put you at greater risk of having anxiety?Part biology, part what we teach our kids about their place in the world. So we’re teaching girls to be anxious wrecks and
suiton00nsfwdrawings: All-new X-men: Cyclops paradoxi was just practicing and a got the idea to do this :D i hope you all like it.people has spoken and the pic of the month will be a flash x kid-flash theme.in other news, i have to go to the doctor,
How To Be Nice and Smooth like Nice & Smooth As we approach the Back-To-School season, we all know having the newest, dopest gear is the biggest thing on the mind of every kid across the country. Making sure that you’re the most fresh-to-death as
Back To School Fashion Tips: How to be Nice and Smooth like Nice & Smooth As we approach the Back-To-School season, we all know having the newest, dopest gear is the biggest thing on the mind of every kid across the country. Making sure that you’re
Back To School Fashion Tips: How to be Nice and Smooth Like Nice & Smooth As we approach the Back-To-School season, we all know having the newest, dopest gear is the biggest thing on the mind of every kid across the country. Making sure that you’re
angry-healers: quick reminder to be nice in multiplayer video games because it’s common fucking courtesy and you might be playing with actual kids who are just having fun
I’m on the verge of bowing out of my grad school program I am this fucked up and I’m supposed to be teaching 100+ ninth graders? you’re kidding right? I’m such a fucking liability and nobody should have to ever hear me speak about
kuttithevangu:LGBT culture is being in your twenties and wishing you had the resources to foster five teenagers
angry-healers:quick reminder to be nice in multiplayer video games because it’s common fucking courtesy and you might be playing with actual kids who are just having fun
rattanwhip: can you imagine archie trying to herd the aqua grunts like kids on a field trip and being like “ok guys we have to line up and pay for our tickets” and one of the grunts is like “archie what the hell we’re a criminal organization
nosdrinker: gospelofthekingdom: You have got to be fucking kidding me it’s so weird that i would go to jail if i killed this guy
moonlandingwasfaked: arcticwildfire: I’m a demon arcanist and I’m okay with that. you have got to be fucking kidding me. Human dancer? I can already be that in real life fuck this shit
let-it-be-irrelevant-and-naive: deelaundry:lizdevine:Ditch Prom! Sometimes you have a dream for a shoot and then all the pieces fall together and it turns out better than you dreamed. That was this shoot. I wanted to tell the story of two kids going
harem-breeder: It’s great to have a wide range for your harem, like breeding the daughter of the mother you bred, 18 and her dad is taking care of two of your kids unknowingly, but hey they got money and they both wanted to be mothers, what’s a breeder
thexfiles: thexfiles: as a society we have to start bullying rich ivy league kids more. they’re like “i go to harvard” and you gotta be like “what? never heard of it” i got a lot of shit about this post a few days ago but ever since that scandal
the1967tardis: idliketofilikili: sassafrasscas: xchrissyc: Remember kids, if your last name is Winchester you’re guaranteed to be 60% more attractive. also 100% more likely to die repeatedly #four out of five have been to hell#one out of those
mckinonn: kid-mera: breelandwalker: mysticmoonhigh: 0fthem0untains: weavemama: America is about to be that part in the lion king where where pride rock became all shitty bc Scar became king have yet to see a better analogy Are you implying Hilary
ravenrocketer: conidospuntosve: falcnpunch: R E T U R N T O T H E D E P T H S ”Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Cthulhu?” ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME It’ll only be a second!!
gatito62: mike300: getyerroxoffinto: Getyer Roxoff in TO said: You have got to be fuckin’ kidding me. OMFG!!! Dat ASS!!! Ho Ummm
cleverity: nosdrinker: gospelofthekingdom: You have got to be fucking kidding me it’s so weird that i would go to jail if i killed this guy If he took a bullet for every bloated lie he’s told to keep self-awareness and rational empathy at a minimum,
star-anise: septmilleneurones: star-anise: throwoveryourman: how universal of an experience is having the giving tree read to you as a small child and being distraught even tho the teacher seemed to think it was a nice story. also is this a gendered
So I have seen/heard: - whole theaters gasping - a mother gasping and shouting “HOW COULD YOU?” at the screen while her young kids told her to be quiet - one boyfriend saying “HOLY SHIT, YOU DOUCHEBAG” - another boyfriend saying “…did he
perpetual-allegory: I kind of wish that the idea that you can just be was a little more mainstream. Like, having drive and ambition is great. But it gets drilled in kids’ heads that there is some pressure to constantly be looking for the next move
shanellbklyn: atreeisatree: thebluelip-blondie: paxamericana: Happening right now. yo what the fuck?! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?! How are WE allowing this to happen?! Why hasn’t anyone stepped the FUCK in!!!???
echointhenightsky: girl: i love you soo much, i want to have your kids, i want to be your wife, let’s get a house together and grow old with eachother!!! me, a gay: is this… flirting
imsorryicantaloupe: imsorryicantaloupe: I took this selfie today and tbh i think i looks good as fuck Why the FUCK does this only have 7 notes are you FUCKING kidding me I am a GOD all you fuckers should be HONORED to see this picture
fuckyeah-animalcrossing: “I’m not ashamed to admit that I’m a mole, but you don’t need to be popping out of the ground every Sunday to know there’s something wrong in this village when kids can openly reset their game and not have any consequences.
nonamenoslogan: nosdrinker: gospelofthekingdom: You have got to be fucking kidding me it’s so weird that i would go to jail if i killed this guy I’m putting a hit out on this guy
gallifreyanturtles: ultrafacts: More facts on Ultrafacts Are you fucking KIDDING ME ABOUT THE FIRST ONE?!? YOU’RE TELLING ME THAT THE DEBTS IM GOING TO BE ACCUMULATING OVER FHE NEXT 10 YEARS COULD HAVE NOT EXISTED?!
18. If you were going to have 10 kids, 5 girls, 5 boys, what would their names be? (first or full names)
sandersstudies:Hey kids, not to be a party pooping adult, but if you start noticing signs of having an addictive personality/tendencies at a young age, be really careful when experimenting with alcohol, marijuana, or nicotine (and other illegal drugs,
broken-seal:madamethursday: angryschnauzer:You have GOT to be FUCKING KIDDING METhey’ve done it again I’ve been thinking about this and how the Simpsons called it and I think maybe they just read the room way better than anyone else. 1. trump being
misshollyslair: This is a tribute illustration I was requested to make for a project in which I was lucky enough to be a guest artist :) As you’ll have guessed I’m sure, the tribute is to Disney animation studios ! As a kid and teen I loved the
perpetual-allegory: I kind of wish that the idea that you can just be was a little more mainstream.Like, having drive and ambition is great. But it gets drilled in kids’ heads that there is some pressure to constantly be looking for the next move
dumbbitch203:cumformymaster: sodomizinglinda:folkman86: strnger-kid: Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace 🔥💧💦❤️ This is how we use
bambisluttt: sodomizinglinda:folkman86: strnger-kid: Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace 🔥💧💦❤️ 😈
swirl-cpl: sodomizinglinda:folkman86: strnger-kid: Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace 🔥💧💦❤️ Friends help friends~
sodomizinglinda:folkman86: strnger-kid: Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace 🔥💧💦❤️
