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rebel8: In my senior year of high school I moved downstairs into the basement. At the time, it was the single best thing that could’ve ever happened to me. That small yet substantial separation from my parents upstairs was huge. And thankfully, I took
misspolycysticovaries: there’s this error animation were bismuth just fucking loses her pants and i think that’s just beautiful and the best thing that ever happened to me
Electric zap in head. That’s what just happened to me and that’s what I just googled and it’s an actual thing. In a half sleep state, I rolled over on my stomach. I toss and turn a lot in bed at night so I had a sleepy idea, what if I mounted
tom-sits-like-a-whore: manlayingegg: vvankinq: When my balls stick to the inside of my leg… im not even a guy but this is funny the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up
pushitinpullitout: tom-sits-like-a-whore: manlayingegg: vvankinq: When my balls stick to the inside of my leg… im not even a guy but this is funny the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up hahahaha what. Does this really
thickness-protection-program:dickspooky:thickness-protection-program:Every Tumblr user should experience getting 10k notes overnight so they understand never to do that to anyone else again Legit the worst thing to happen to me
auxcord-hoe: more pictures of myself from the year I turned 18 and started dating the worst thing that probably ever happened to me I always had to look good as fuck to make sure I was worthy to be in a relationship and not be cheated on but ya, we saw
transfemmefatale: “Can I talk to you? I won’t keep you long. I have to go somewhere and I don’t think I can come back. But I just wanted you to know getting to be around you and Benicio was the best thing that ever happened to me.” Drive (2011)
romancegifs: I have to go somewhere and I don’t think I can come back. But I just wanted you to know getting to be around you and Benicio was the best thing that ever happened to me. DRIVE (2011) dir. Nicolas Winding Refn
fatherfistmas: this is literally the worst thing that has ever happened to me this motherfucking trapinch has the arena trap ability which prevents escaping and switching and none of my moves can do anything to it so i hAVE TO WAIT FOR HIM/THE SANDSTORM
kodori: i saw a guy wearing a fedora in the lunch line today and i accidently said “brony” out loud and he turned to me and said “youre a brony too?!?! brohoof!!” and i ran into the bathroom that was the most terrifying thing that happened in
nicnevan replied to your post: the scent of patchouli makes me think … That could possibly be considered a form of synaesthesia :o whoa really? it’s kind of nice tbh. of all the weird things my brain does, it’s probably one of
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allsonargent: favorite characters ≡ Gretchen Cutler“I shit myself earlier, and that is only the second most embarrassing thing that has happened to me today.”
Honestly, the more I think about it, the more it makes sense to me that Ronaldo was friends with the “ghost”. This is a guy who has an over the top reaction and creative story for any little thing that happens, but he’s SO grounded and
thetracykiss: Although I’ve only had 27yrs of learning, I think I’ve crammed quite a lot into life thus far. Becoming a single parent the week before my 20th birthday was the best thing that ever happened to me because it denied me the chance to
affectionatesuggestion: You are, without a doubt, the best thing that has ever happened to me. I hope things can stay this way forever.
Is it weird that Tumblr may be the best thing that has ever happened to me?
mahbrits: best-of-funny: tom-sits-like-a-whore: manlayingegg: vvankinq: When my balls stick to the inside of my leg… im not even a guy but this is funny the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up X I’m sorry what?
luciferisasexybagofdicks: tom-sits-like-a-whore: manlayingegg: vvankinq: When my balls stick to the inside of my leg… im not even a guy but this is funny the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up My brother actually does
ssshmydarkside: that-g33k: That redhead is the best thing happened to me today! Isnt she just stunning ….WOW! And not a single mention of her penis.
mackenzie-bree:Do you ever notice yourself getting bad again…like, you know you’re not doing work that needs to be done, you know you’re not cleaning, you know you’re not taking care of yourself…you know all the things you need to do to start
crimosito replied to your post “[[MOR] I think the medicine is out of me NO MORE EJACULATION…” Ugh this happened to me when I took anti depressants. I stopped taking them because of that lol. ugh it’s a horrid thing at times
keialaar: acceptmyshaft: acceptmyshaft: acceptmyshaft: acceptmyshaft: this is honestly the cutest thing that’s happened to me on wow. i had to leave a very long dungeon queue and minimized wow so i could do some irl stuff - i always like to lay
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A UPS guy literally rang my doorbell and handed me a tiny dog🤣 I found his owner, dogs name was Gizmo. That was the funniest thing to happen to me in awhile.
Dear Banana, even though I hate you for making me pick you up at 1am you are the best thing that’s ever happened to me (except Boston and axel😂) I love you lots and can’t wait to see what our future holds. @missameliajane
holymotherofhnng: This part is probably one of the most heartbreaking in the whole movie for me. You know, that when she’s looking at that headline, she’s thinking of the possibility that the same thing could happen to her family. The way her
mommywithacrush: pervertedson: be shipwrecked on a deserted island next to my mom, It has been the best thing that has happened to me in my whole life. Being able to be open lovers, without having to hide from a disapproving society, has a very
silver-tongues-blog: nightguardmod: tehjai: aliyamirat: naamahdarling: setheverman: tooquirkytolose: My 26 yr old sister still says things out loud like ‘ermagerd’ and ’___ ALL the things!’ Like…is that what’s gonna happen to me?am I
nolanthebiggestnerd: hrabbit: hrabbit: nolanthebiggestnerd: I joke but meeting pan has probably been one of the biggest things that could have happened to me because in spite of that basically making mommys boys i have met so many wonderful people
clockworkrobotic: clockworkrobotic: clockworkrobotic: the wildest thing happened to me the other day i found out a male coworker is into irish music so i told him that my dad is an irish musician and would he like to come to a session and he straight
willherondalesdragontattoo: well sense8 just went and fucked me right up…and by fucked up I mean that was the best thing to ever happen to me
meabhd: I finally reached 5000 followers *quietly cheers* and @strongity asked me a day before that happened to maybe do a tutorial thing on eyes and anatomy… So I did my best. I have kind of moved past using methods to draw (like using boxes to create
kimlucille: “I just wanted you to know… just getting to be around you was the best thing that ever happened to me.” - Drive, 2011 <3
I want you to listen to me very carefully, Harry. You are not a bad person. You’re a very good person, who bad things have happened to. We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That’s who we really
I hate when I’m mad at you, and I see all these things I want to show you, that I think you’d like. Then it just makes me think of you more and all the adorable things you do, and I end up not so mad anymore. Sigh.
apain4payne: THAT WAS THE WORST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME CHILDHOOD = RUINED
ayellowbirds: maya-kitajima: darcy–reid: carry-on-my-wayward-butt:trained-chimpanzee:pls unmutethis vine is honest to god the best thing to ever happen to me in my whole life hislittlefreak …i was not expecting that.
thingssthatmakemewet:Maaaan, when I tell y'all that @mossyoakmaster getting a job as a car salesman is the best thing to ever happen to me… 😍🥵(He dresses SO nice for work every day and I actually have to refrain from drooling because hot
ldrsuggest: i’m serious when i say that you’re quite possibly the best thing that has ever happened to me.
xmeinewelt: “I can’t look at you without thinking that you’re the best thing that ever happened to me.”- Unknown ( @xmeinewelt )
It is obvious that I’ve stolen from the church and raped a nun because the fucked up things that have happen to me can’t possibly be the stuff what’s allocated for good people.
strippingselfies: Delivered pizza for 6 or 7 years and never had this happen to me. Closest thing was when I went to house and they didn’t answer which always pissed me off, so I called their number that’s on the box tag and no answer, then tried
has anyone read that one xena fic “seven days in pompeii” which was a sequel fic to “bard day’s night” thAT FIC FUCKED ME UP so many fUNNY CUTE thiNg HAPPeN,, aAND THEN eRUPTIon???? SAPPHo?? JESUS
![crimosito replied to your post “[[MOR] I think the medicine is out of me NO MORE EJACULATION…” Ugh this happened to me when I took anti depressants. I stopped taking them because of that lol. ugh it’s a horrid thing at times](https://64.media.tumblr.com/10eeaebbadbd3c0d6a5606d7d4d5d43b/80a1f2592710ede0-92/s512x512u_c1/f60ec0a5bc1b754c9ad829bc7085b7904cbf7db2.jpg)
