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sloppycunt: Yeah, I get the feeling that’s how her husband rolls, too… gettingstuffed: “fist me” The only problem would be choosing which one gets it. I have a feeling though that it’s rarely one or the other. Personally, I’d be blowing
naughty-aunt: Aunt Beth was always the sweetest aunt, but little did I know she would be so naughty and hot. On that cold winter night, home from college for the holidays, I sure found out how hot she could be…. and I was visiting often after that.
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Dolly Castro is probably my favorite plastic floozy around. Look at that damn pussy bulge! Can you imagine how awesome it would be to be that part of the swimsuit?
theironbox: Wouldn’t mommy and daddy be proud to see how their pisswhore daughter makes her spending money? Could they have ever imagined that this would be her job as an adult when they saw her off to school that first day? Down the hatch, fuckface.
bonermakers: somemenarejustbetter: The look on this guy’s face is priceless - he can’t believe how lucky he is to be in the same room as that man. And if I were with both of them my face would be like that forever.
spookypiecequotes: Happy Birthday Franky! I heard that you’ll be making fireworks for the party? How will I be able to see them though since I don’t have any eyes?! Well, do you have a tune that you would like to hear? You must dance with Robin
shelikestosuckit: Yup. That would be me upon encountering my first real big one. Uh huh. O.k. so any guy’s first question, after reading a comment like that one, has to be “How big is a ‘real big one’?" From the
justknockyouup: Yes, this is how it is meant to be. Okay normally the caption would be too over the top for me but dammit that just turned me on a lot. That image wow. Curse you tumbrl for making me even kinkier lol - mrs
tlcrmt: ropejason: plusdelicious: Redhead plus size in corselet! I like! “I like” would be about as coherent as I could be if that walked out of my bedroom, yes. I want to know who this is. And where I can get that corset!!! How good
minsugx: Q: Then what is your goal as a human Min Yoongi? YG: To be a good man. But how can one be good to everyone? That would be too much of a greed. At least I want to be an honest man who does not lie. I want to live the way just like my lyrics.
facingthewaves: For once, it would be nice to feel confident about how someone feels about me. To be like “I absolutely am sure that this person likes me and enjoys my presence and wishes to keep me as a friend” idk I wish that wasn’t such a rare
bpdummy: someone: ….have you ever considered….how your mental illness makes ME feel?! how much you’re hurting Me???? me: i actually consider that every single day of my life and think about how much better it would be if i was dead but thank you
evil-dead-head: I’m so glad that Misfit Monday is back! It’s no secret that I’m a big Star Wars fan, so I thought that that would be a fitting way to go this week. Seeing as how it is Misfit Monday, I thought that I’d let the Sith shine through.
bud-of-the-bud: wordsmatty: evil-dead-head: I’m so glad that Misfit Monday is back! It’s no secret that I’m a big Star Wars fan, so I thought that that would be a fitting way to go this week. Seeing as how it is Misfit Monday, I thought that
shitshilarious: Its weird how you need a license to legally sell hot dogs but anybody is allowed to make a baby
jordan-reet: @jordanreet: If you were to come over and say that to me it would be more then just alittle ;) @AnnaBanks: Mm good. I like how that sounds. I can be there in five minutes. ;)
le-mia: This is fucking beautiful and I’m being serious… She’s so fucking gorgeous. Not a lick of make-up on her face. The damage that was done to her face came from make up so imagine how extra stunning she would be if she never let that poison
facingthewaves:For once, it would be nice to feel confident about how someone feels about me. To be like “I absolutely am sure that this person likes me and enjoys my presence and wishes to keep me as a friend” idk I wish that wasn’t such a rare
howtotrainyouralpha: I think once you’ve thought about how a person sleeps, how they’d feel pressed up against your back, or your head on their chest, how compatible your bodies would be in the same space of a bed- once you’ve thought about that,
mtrinh91: ohsheena: iambionic: theprettyprinceofparties: I really, really wish this would be reblogged throughout Tumblr. It obviously won’t be, but whatever, it may show some of you how you’re idiots. See that, right there, that “Satanic”
bathingwithlucifer: facingthewaves: For once, it would be nice to feel confident about how someone feels about me. To be like “I absolutely am sure that this person likes me and enjoys my presence and wishes to keep me as a friend” idk I wish that
silver-tongues-blog:theevenprime:blairwaldcrf:…. how…. how did i not consider this… This is a really good point.Imagine how horrifying the scene where the earth queen is murdered is knowing that nobody but airbenders would be able
jack1cd: It was just one pill a day. How much harm could that do? She’d told him it would be fine. It wasn’t until Blair noticed he was physically changing that he realised things had started and couldn’t be reversed. Even if he stopped now, the
kikilazuli: god remember how people theorized that the first time we’d see lapis cry would be because she’d be absolutely hurt and broken and unable to keep things bottled up inside anymore. but this is not that. we assumed we’d see her cry when
lostcave:how coming out went for me. also just so you know, i never threatened suicide, i don’t know where she got that from. luckily i went in knowing that this would be the outcome, and really, i’m okay. my dad is the most supportive human being
savvylikenahhh: I think once you’ve thought about how a person sleeps, how they’d feel pressed up against your back, or your head on their chest, how compatible your bodies would be in the same space of a bed- once you’ve thought about that, you’re
littlebusty: The only thing I really haven’t experienced that I need to do before I die is being a gloryhole girl for a day. The fact that I wouldn’t know the face behind the cock and they would be cumming purely based off how good I can get them
sunshinewithfitturtles: yoursubconsciousstorm: ltphil210: this’d be great I can’t be the only one who thinks that the loser would go down on the winner. Right? Because yes. You mean the loser SHOULD go down on the winner. Now THAT’S how
ohaithereyou: I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people o.o that would be amazing.
So, I was going to make a joke about how a fractional candle would be a shitty business venture, but now that I’m thinking about it, they’d actually be pretty dope for surprise parties and stuff, right? So you could hold it on a date that isn’t
jilliansimoni: WOW, that would be a very difficult choice. Now that it’s been over 17 months since I’ve been anywhere near her sweet pussy i’d be surprised by the offer. How could I resist fucking her cum filled oasis… as long as I could
anakedglassofwine: I feel like a long find ago someone requested mermaid hair. Having no idea what that is, I decided that meant ‘wet.’ But then I started on the brain trail thinking about how cool it would be to be a mermaid. The seashells seem
really, really wish this would be reblogged throughout Tumblr. It obviously won’t be, but whatever, it may show some of you how you’re idiots. See that, right there, that “Satanic” cross? Its not Satanic. Its the Cross of St. fucking
