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The day I came home early from work was interesting, and not at all what I expected. She was sitting on the sofa….naked…..her pink laptop on her legs. I could hear moaning and fucking sounds before I even turned the corner. I walked
Not your typical fare but this strikes me as MC caption-able…what do you think?*****Carey giggled as her lifelong best friend played with her nipple. It was so silly. She couldn’t believe that Jenna was actually doing it. She never expected they&rsq
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ciatlin: reindeerplaydate: w-for-wumbo: I was not expecting that ending. what the fuck just happened they fucking wrecked did u not see
beautifulbrownies: be-still-my-beating-weenus: kbearluna: spaceinvadeher: NO THIS IS SOME QUALITY CONTENT I am absolutely done. 100% GONE GOODBYE WORLD. I DON’T KNOW WHAT EXPECTED BUT IT MOST DEFINITELY WAS NOT THAT what song is this?
I didn’t think I was coming back to this theory. I said what I needed to say, and clarified what I needed to clarify, but sometimes circumstances change in ways that you don’t expect, and new evidence comes to light.First, a preface: I do not believe
ciatlin: reindeerplaydate: w-for-wumbo: I was not expecting that ending. what the fuck just happened they fucking wrecked did u not see I did not see that coming.
daphnetrodon: jelloapocalypse: archiecomics: That’s not half. My favorite part of this is that there was a period of time where Archie just expectantly watched Reggie cut the crust off his pizza for what was probably like two minutes and was just
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katara: k1mkardashian: thistickles: k1mkardashian: tbh i was kinda disappointed the first time i sucked a dick. idk what i expected it to taste like but i was just like “oh okay” Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell
ironbloodaika: pastahorde: what was that Lars? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of mY FANGIRLING Did not expect Sadie to share the feeling. XD I thought she’d hit Lars, but she was Distracted by the Sexy too. XD I hope this show doesnt sthap
yougotfat: acollegegain: So this was about 30lbs in about 6 months. Not a bad freshman year… Straight guy submits this post then immediately deactivates his profile…what was he expecting? Lol
travelingdad6969: She had begged and begged her older brother .. to see his cock .. and when he came home from college .. he FINALLY gave in .. she had expected to see it, touch it .. maybe even kiss it .. what she had not expected was him getting her
hatterandahare: “Be careful what you wish for. It might not end up being quite what you expected.” god this show is so good in retrospect. while watching i was like, yea cool! now im like GEEZ RIP OUT MY HEART WHY DONT YOU
I…uh…hm… That was… certainly something… not the kind of episode I expected from this show That’s not really a bad thing, I’m just not sure what to make of it right now
fatedsong: What if that tower was the place Sarada was born and since her birth might have been hidden so was the place. That’s why Sasuke thought it was safe and said the person was good in finding the place since its not expected to be found. The
slave-traders: Susan had been expecting a delivery of a large package today. Needless to say when her door bell rang and she saw that it was a delivery man, she opened the door and let him in. What she did not know was he was not delivering anything.
cutestprincess: jelloapocalypse: archiecomics: That’s not half. My favorite part of this is that there was a period of time where Archie just expectantly watched Reggie cut the crust off his pizza for what was probably like two minutes and was just
harpalycemoon: b-r-o-k-e-n-t-o-y-b-o-x: lolsofunny: attention everyone this is what a russian 404 page looks like I just jumped a foot in the air… what was that? Was NOT expecting that. I have lost control. This is the funniest thing in my world.
catbugg: nabulos: spirits818: everydaycomics: Follow Your Dreams! That took a direction I did not expect. That was the best direction that could have taken I don’t know what I expected.
theirrelevanceofgender: catbugg: nabulos: spirits818: everydaycomics: Follow Your Dreams! That took a direction I did not expect. That was the best direction that could have taken I don’t know what I expected. I fucking love this website
“Okay, you can look now,” said Mr. Crude.Sabrina uncovered her eyes not knowing what to expect. What she saw was unusual, to say the least.“What in the world is that, old man?” she asked, trying not to laugh at the little Santa suit on his cock.“Ho-ho-ho!
derinthescarletpescatarian:blurds:this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks He is so confused I don’t know what I expected but this was not it and I was not disappointed. @fairyneko @slendershadow1
my-haikyuu-blog: Hello, all my ace friends. There was an article in the Cosmo snap story today about asexual people and I was so happy. It was actually accurate and not calling us broken or weird-which is what I expected it a mainly sexual magazine/site.
xoheart-on-her-sleeve: akitooo: coooooooooooooulson: videohall: Fastest way to get through a border patrol checkpoint are you fuckingkidding me hahahahalmao THIS WAS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED
smokinwives: QOS - She did say she was taking a smoke break in the parking lot, but this is not what hubby expected her to be smoking. He doesn’t seem to mind however.
tkcd: ilovemuchph: imickeyd: Angelina © Leonid Markachev Your are so beautiful I do anything you say.This was not what I expected… This feeling ❤️❤️
videohall: What happens when you scream out of your window in Sweden at night > Imagine walking there as a tourist not knowing wtf is going on lol. > I was expecting like 30 Scandinavians running out of buildings coming to help you. > Hope
cerebralsinner: honey-andrevolution: sadspaghetti: sadspaghetti: this was not what i expected to see on my facebook feed today there they go THIS IS ART LET THEM LIVE
jennypham-: ohmygawdlisa: thugmcnasty-: 1. I did NOT expect his voice to sound like that 2. HAHAHAH WTF?!!?!?! ^^^^^^^^^ EXACTLY WHAT HE WAS SAYING LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO WTFFFFFFFFFFFFF i wish i had an afro. :/
There is absolutely nothing worse than being excited for food and then have it not taste like what you were expecting like I’m about to trash all of my bowl of food because I’m mad irritated and it was also messy and i hate when my food gets
willygurl68: fantherkingchris: thatsthat24: Halloween Costume Advice 👻 Wow… Not what I expected. It was actually BETTER! LET BOYS BE SEXY
naughtyjulia: I knew what was expected of me. She knows I can’t resist her. She knows it, and takes advantage of it. When she called me this morning and said her husband had just left the house …… and invited me over. Oh hell, no, not invited. “Get
fuckyeahchinawhites: Hahahaha what!!! She was NOT expecting that!
callmehotpants: tin-pan-ali: at no point in time did i sit down and say to myself ‘alison, this is a bad idea, you’re better than this’ (( what did i accomplish today? well… ))
carrioncrawler: THERE WAS A HENTAI REFERENCE IN FAR CRY 3 THE GUY SAID “you have strange tastes” and thE OTHER GUY WAS LIKE “what’s wrong with hentai” WHAT HI NO NOT EXPECTED
dazzleyourmindseye:calico-and-lace: prose-n-scripts: so I go to animation school now please unmute this That was… not what I expected it to be but I am delighted
stew957: When my gran said come over around at lunch time I thought she may have had a few odd jobs she wanted done around the house, this was not what I expected and that I would spend the whole afternoon fucking her
micoba: Some girls are born sluts, their strong sex drive rewarding them for their desired behaviour.Others had to learn by the stick, not the carrot, what was expected of them.
My best friend just sent me this video, it was NOT what I expected xD
noire73: tehrogue: theskaldspeaks: I follow many potters on instagram. This was not what i expected. that time of year again ooh~
Rented out for a “party” she knew what to expect, just not where she was being taken.
Not exactly what she expected when she was invited to go boating!
awesomeboundbabes: This was not what she expected on her Honeymoon.
waste4termination: wp88: “I guess that was not what you expected, homo…. Get ready to be fucked up!” Sir, yes Sir, please Sir, it needs to serve you Sir
tigger-warning: devourmetonight: aravenwritingdesk: fyeah-i-like-dat: videohall: What happens when you scream out of your window in Sweden at night > Imagine walking there as a tourist not knowing wtf is going on lol. > I was expecting
So my official Undertrash stickers have arrived. I love them. (I mean, there is a dog, what’s there not to love)They’re much bigger than I was expecting them to be and they have a solid glossy finish.I’d really recommend getting them while
pantiesasart: Surprise - Surprise, not what the bride was expecting on the honeymoon! (via kiltie)
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ohh my goddd watching a video of a doctor lady removing harmless cysts of various sizes from people and half of me is like COOL but the other half of me is like I DONT KNOW IF I WANT TO GAG OR NOT ???
