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It just started happening that my little brother would stare at my chest without trying to hide it any more. And I’m not sure why, but I let him. It was this weird unspoken thing. I would let him leer at me and I would pretend not to notice although
railotus: When you finally decide to start over, and push forward through the bullshit and accept the changes that are happening, you start realizing that you are able to breathe, and things are not as hard as they used to be. For instance, I’ve
Surely not…these amazing natural boobs and awesome long nipples couldn’t belong to the same woman that possesses that incredible wet pussy?! Â Surely that would just be too perfect - things like this don’t happen in nature - do they?!
onehairyhypnohunter: 112485334: the-alley: YeahRubber! When he woke up, Nathan felt groggy and hang hover, not remembering much of what happened the night before. Next thing he realized was that he felt asleep in his clothes. Not understanding what
oolay-tiger: I’ve seen a few nasty posts going around claiming that my GoFundMe is a scam and that my cat Leo is not critical, among other awful things directed at me personally. You mean all of this never happened? I mean…if you’d like to tell
Celestial Self PortraitEven if it’s not Sunday, I felt the need to post a self-image for some reason. I have been given a lot of opportunity in my life and I am so grateful for everything that has happened, good and bad. Things happen for reasons,
PSA for people requesting things: I’m not really into non-consensual stuff. I’m not really against it (in fictional settings, that is. If you rape a person irl then you belong in a prison or under six feet of dirt), but if I do happen to do
thoughtfultea:People become attractive over time as you get to know them. Someone who you once felt completely neutral towards can make your stomach do somersaults. It’s not that they were not good looking to begin with, it’s just that things happened
pickledberry: Hey guys!!! It’s finally happening, I’m gonna move out real soon, in about a week (at least that’s the plan) but before I do that, I need some more money in my wallet because this shit’s not cheap and to make things worse for my
1. We may tell you guys a lot of things, but what happened between us is not one of those things. 2 & 3. Some people before have hinted and messaged about wanting one of us or the other, and we have had submissions that were captioned, “Please
calibredgoddess: steprightovertheline: hustleinatrap: ❤️❤️❤️ I would still be proud of her if this was exactly what happened, because fuck that guy, but that’s not even how things went down. This creep was taking a picture of her, she
uremysweetapocalypse: “ that’s how depression happens. it will start by just sitting there on your shoulder, whispering things in your ear, convincing you that you’re not worthy. it will sit there in a huge blackness all gathered in its own
veggieblt: tin-pan-ali: papa-scotch: dextrahoffman: The Badpiper Thunderstruck (by jackiejet100) That crowd is so not worthy of this greatness. HOLY SHIT. FIFTEEN SECONDS IN, IT HAPPENS! IS THAT THING SHOOTING FIRE!?!?!??!
movie-gifs:I’m not sick.You will be if you keep it up. I know what happens. You won’t hold up.I’m not you. Do your thing. I don’t need that. RAW (2016) dir. Julia Ducournau
aeolus06: maddiewiththemoths: shubbabang: whats sad is that im not even that terribly tall yet i still manage to hit my head on something daily I feel this in my heart Lol I’m 6 ft and the belt loop thing happens to me constantly u u.
asktoolaroola: askspades: Whoops. Hold up, I didn’t mean for that to happen. Can I go again? I dropped Doug on the way in… I need him to dig my out. Mister Officer? Sir? Because SOME THINGS should not happen quietly. They should be broadcast publicly
lifeofmods: 12 months ago, Cal gave me a coyote tooth necklace. Looking back on some old posts, I’m reminded of some things. 2016 was not kind to many people from what I hear, but I had an especially rough time. Things happened that I didn’t cope
thoughtfultea: People become attractive over time as you get to know them. Someone who you once felt completely neutral towards can make your stomach do somersaults. It’s not that they were not good looking to begin with, it’s just that things happened
sketchedatrocities: Lotta of weird things happened to Steven this Stevenbomb. Man it sure is great to be topical and on time. Addendum: I hear that people think that I changed the Onion scene to porn and not his birth-tape. Not that this affects
devotionalsex: One of the fun things of the Princess having control over what happens is that she tends to add much more variety than if the man were taking the lead or had equal say. Her deciding that in a session some usual activities will not happen
devotionalsex: What will happen next? As she decides he does not know. I’ve had a Princess reach orgasm this way leaving me still wanting to be inside her but his never happening. But the great thing on missing out on a sexual activity that you want
daddywantssissys: A well rounded sissy loves all these things. If not, then a little practice and constant use can fix that. She needs to be conditioned and rewarded when these things happen to her, after all, she is a pet. Nothing more than that to
maw3am: I asked her about it years later and yeah, that was the signal. I could have kissed her. But that’s the funny thing about destiny - it happens whether you plan it or not. I mean, I never thought I’d see that girl again but it turns out, I
Dear anonIf you’re reading this I just wanna say to you that you’re wasting your time with things like ‘Die’, or 'You’re just a copycat’ and bla bla bla.It’s not gonna happen. It will never happen. So, you can
These things always confuse me because there’s people reblogging to see if anyone would fuck them, not because they want to fuck the person they reblogged from. That’s not the case here, but it’s what probably happens more often than
sampsonclyde replied to your post: I F*CKING SWEAR PEOPLE, TAG YOUR MORENATSU, I WANT… something happens and shin says a thing. sorry for spoilin there (jk, i’m not even playin it anyway) it’s not that, I’m dead-ass serious, people
sixpenceee: Autopilot Credited to Skarjo This story is not necessarily scary but it teaches us that the most horrible things don’t happen because of mysterious malignant intent or anything paranormal. They happen because we’re human beings.
upontheswaneeriver: “Tell me one last thing” said Harry. “Is this real? Or has this been happening inside my head?” “Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?”
onyourtongue: People become attractive over time as you get to know them. Someone who you once felt completely neutral towards can make your stomach do somersaults. It’s not that they were not good looking to begin with, it’s just that things happened
ethan-8: idk what happened to my post so IM DOING IT AGAIN, this is dedicated to that anon who asked me not to do the thing so here i am doing the thing, whatever dark magic you’re using to break down my posts i won’t let ya win anon so here’s
lovestory: Just because things end, doesn’t mean they’re not the most beautiful thing in the world while they’re happening. And I’ve learned that.
I need someone to talk about my day with, to cry with, to cheer me up, and then have sex with. Not to date just to do those things. :P but sadly that probly not gonna happen.
templeofcum: USE A FAG NOT A FLESHLIGHTI’m not against jacking off. Nor am I against hot jack-off tools like Fleshlights.BUT … I happen to have so much respect for Cock and Cum and real men that I think their Cocks deserve to use the real thing,
rimsquad: veggieblt: tin-pan-ali: papa-scotch: dextrahoffman: The Badpiper Thunderstruck (by jackiejet100) That crowd is so not worthy of this greatness. HOLY SHIT. FIFTEEN SECONDS IN, IT HAPPENS! IS THAT THING SHOOTING FIRE!?!?!??! that was
pig-maker: This is what happens when you try to leave your cage, pig. It’s not safe outside your cage. Bad things happen to pigs that leave their cage. The outside world is filthy. The outside world is crawling with filthy pigs and other contaminants.
People become attractive over time as you get to know them. Someone who you once felt completely neutral towards can make your stomach do somersaults. It’s not that they were not good looking to begin with, it’s just that things happened which made
wesleydobrev: “I think everyone’s dream is to be an actress, but I never really thought it was going to happen. Now that it’s happening, it’s incredible. I do a lot of other things, too. I’m not stuck in this little world. I’m aware that
bustysister: It just started happening that my little brother would stare at my chest without trying to hide it any more. And I’m not sure why, but I let him. It was this weird unspoken thing. I would let him leer at me and I would pretend not to notice
superbsoulmusic: kidslutti-: mrslean: lstname1st: ohbaeme: Watching this makes me happy I did not see that coming yoooo This is the greatest thing ever the kid recording is losing his shit lmao I didn’t know these things happen in real life.
Like i literally can’t believe all that just happened dhshgfds that’s the thing with guilt tripping/manipulationSomeone says something that demeans/hurts/makes you feel invalidated in anyway -> You tell them that made you feel bad and to not do
damnwidow: This weird thing happens when you’re in a movie that has some level of success. People start offering you all kinds of things, and they just expect you to do them because they’ll be good for your career. It’s not about the project’s
