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lanewilliam: cephalopodvictorious: candidlyautistic: teaboot: This may just be my experience as an autistic person, but the kids I’ve nannied whose parent’s complain of ‘bad awful in cooperative selfish autistic behavior’ are… Not like that?
blackbulltimes: I do love my husband and my family, so it’s hard to wish I had not married him and had his kids. But, damn - sexually, it was so difficult to learn that he was a loser sexually, while knowing that my body and overall beauty attracted
katiiie-lynn:egberts:not to sound like an old bitch but little kids shouldn’t have unlimited access to phones or tablets or the internet in general. they really gotta go play outside and with toys sometimes. you can’t let wifi raise your kidI
curvygirllikesporn: Too bad it’s not socially acceptable to wear my shorts like this! Kidding, but they are very cute shorts. :)
lxxxve: It’s almost as if it’s not his kid but it’s his suitcase so he keeps going.
boys-and-suicide: Parents need to learn yelling at their kids does not do anything but leave scars on them. If you have a problem you sit down and talk like civil human beings. Yelling gets you nowhere. Please remember that for all you future parents.
apfelgranate: bogleech: exeggcute: satire is “I’m going to take this concept to an extreme or absurd level in order to demonstrate how bizarre/nonsensical/illogical it is” and not “I said something bigoted but just kidding I didn’t really
blow-rob: when I was in the seventh grade I accidentally got invited to a birthday party but the kid realized he sent me an invite and told me not to come and I was just sadly watching people post on Facebook about how they were getting ready and then
armyboydanny: Sorry kid, but your dad’s in the hole to me for forty grand. I told him if he dropped you off here and gave me a couple hours with you, I’d consider not charging him interest. All he said was “When do you want him there?”
markvelasquez: Another shot of local photographer Marynn Vilarino. This is one she loved, not only because of the 1970s blanket I’ve had since I was a little kid, but because of her sly, cryptic eye. Comments/Questions?
thatsgoodweed: im not from Oregon but this kid reppin like a muh fucka Hell yeah, that’s badass.
fouryucked: Was supposed to facetime a cool kid, but he’s not being super cool right now and chose xbox over me so hello. Let’s be friends.
teenagealpha: Meet my little brother.And no, he is not kidding. But he’s a great tool when you get dumped or can’t get laid after a night out. View more @ TeenageAlpha
thisbelongsinamuseum: The Art Institute of Chicago is not only a museum, but it’s also a school. Occasionally visitors will see students painting replicas of some of the masterpieces on display at the museum. Here are some photographs I took a few
ugh FUCK BROSTON LOOK AT THIS HOT PERSON OMFG I CANT STOP STARING SORRY NOT SORRY BUT UNFFF WOW PEOPLE LIKE THIS ACTUALLY EXSIST
disasterxv: not even in a sexual way but i’m just craving affection because i feel like crap i just want someone to hug me for a couple of hours and tell me i’m going to be okay
soymilkmister: me: is mad at you but still wants attention from you I’m rarely mad at you, ACCEPT that one time you fought on me on Gogurts. No. Do not fight me on strawberry gogurt.
Oooh not to be cheesy or anything but I kind of like these
ughsocialjustice: clara-impossiblesoufflegirl: seerofsarcasm: nesquiksand: with-fronds-like-these: sinking-memories: I don’t know if you guys know this or not but the girl and the sailor didn’t even know each other, the sailor was drunk and
jaclcfrost: you know when you’re talking w/ someone and you just feel.. Warm. like.. not.. warmth temperature-wise but just this.. sense of overall coziness like on an emotional level speaking w/ them is the equivalent of whenever you step into a patch
etherialism: cornputer: assindeto: take me to art museums and make out with me But they said to not touch the masterpieces Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall
shabbosgay: belarus will be putting the bones of jews in dumpsters let’s not kid ourselves. if jews desecrated a christian cemetery, there would be riots. jews would get murdered. but because it’s a jewish cemetery there is no uproar. the world could
showerthoughtsofficial: Anti-vaxxers who vaccinate their pets but not their kids exist.
btmegan: haveabowlofwhore: don’t ever let this die But like I’m not kidding this is what I’m like
trolliweirdlyawesome: Can you handle level weird? No you can’t. Just kidding…but probably not.
officialcrow: doodlesbytara: hey babe *wraps you up in a blanket* i know today might have been hard for you *ruffles your hair* but you made it through the day *boops your nose* you’re doing such a good job *kisses your forehead* and i am so proud
perverts-r-us: analsexonly: She liked his cum other places too, but her favorite place was in her ass. You’re not kidding either
droplix: quick animation i decided to color! not super polished but squid kids are fun to animate
i went out earlier today with my parents to get groceries and it was so hot i nearly passed out, not kidding fff, i’m still pretty exhausted + my wrist kinda hurts but im working on a thing and i want to finish it haha
///Sees all the elderlystuck drama on my dash and i’m just jesus christ everyone needs to calm the heck down no, no one not a kid OR EVEN another adult should tell an adult what they should or shouldn’t like especially if they’re just
xopachi: echeveria2: some splatoon miiverse thoughts. i can just feel everything positive draining out of me when i see someone draw pedobear or sexualize callie/marie/girl squids. right! on! miiverse! where it shows up in inkopolis or on billboards.
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i have to read this book for class called the color of water and it’s basically my life. not the number of siblings or the abject poverty (i just have one brother and though we were poor, my grandparents kept us from being destitute), but the identity
margretqualley: i am always kidding but i am also always serious. do not underestimate me
dundeey: enecoo: enecoo: I can’t believe they made an entire episode where Sonic literally fries Justin Bieber I’m not kidding, please watch this i wasnt going to reblog this but then knuckles said “i finally have a soundtrack for my nightmares”
judacris: psychopulse75: bugeyedfreaks: bugeyedfreaks: synkling: the powerpuff girls’ reboot is lookin’ great Holy shit, you’re not kidding. I thought it was just an edit but this is actually real! EDIT: IT GETS WORSE. HER LEG. Reblogging
pinayprincessbeauty: Almost missed Tiddy Tuesday😱. Lots of sickness going on. Not me, of course. My Honey did well caring for kids, but now he has it all.😜
turntechtestament: good but not good enough kid
meroaw: They’re not a bad kid, but they had to do it
cathquessir: haleybaley901: justkody: pinkcupcake123: Jacob’s Well - Wimberley, Texas hey kids let’s all go jump into the pits of hell This is the scariest thing I’ve ever seen. People have actually died in Jacob’s Well, but not just
clockwork-superwholockian: superlockedhogwartianinthetardis: the-unpopular-opinions: I am biased against this because I used to be the smart kid but I do not find this to be funny at all. When I “finally” failed a test, all of my classmates except
reallyreallyreallytrying: grandad built this house with his bare hands, kids. most people use bricks but not grandad. he thought hands were bricks.
rosekogane:not trying to alarm anyone but hello
digit-like-a-bigot-spigot: I was a camp counselor over the summer for a School of the Arts type program and after living with 11+ art students ages 14-17 i’ve surmised two things. Literally, all art kids are hella queer, and they all love cheez-its.
cloven: I appear to have fraudulently convinced a large amount of people that this is a Homestuck blog. I’m sorry kisses I’m not sorry BUT. Alpha kids! Partner to this that I did last year. It seems appropriate, given the update. \o/
pindaboom: Oscar nominees Best Animated Feature 2014 Earlier today this article was brought to my attention, in which it becomes clear that some of the Academy voters have little to no respect for the animation industry. They openly admit not having
I can’t tell whats funnier, That yal just find out that I’ve been a mother for 10 years or that I’m not a guy.
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I didn’t know this was the kid from Iron Man 3. When I found out, that got me.(reasuringsoldier)my friend and i gasped so hard i’m surprised we didn’t chokei’d heard he was gonna be in the movie, but this. this was a cruel way to put him in.
