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lesbianmcgonagall: @artemispanthar ooh that’s interesting, how come you think Amethsyt would be ravenclaw? I put her in gryffindor but idk maybe that’s too obvious a choice lol (I was going to just inbox this to you but it got way too long, so
opal-sparks:Happy DiodeShipping Day! I don’t have a laptop right now so I had to go traditional this year. I decided to draw Clemont making onigiri for Ash. Or, as 4kids would have said it, he is making jelly filled donuts for Ash. Oh come on, you
nosdrinker: gospelofthekingdom: You have got to be fucking kidding me it’s so weird that i would go to jail if i killed this guy
vyxor: 3-3-18i was gonna have the mug say ‘male tears’ but i was worried that would cause confusion so i decided not tohopefully going to have an alternate, more wet version of this soonEarly access to alt version and unwatermarked version on my
destinfriends: loafersnsox: destinfriends: ANYONE ELSE WANT TO MARRY THIS HUNK …….DOUBLE WOOF I would drink his bath-water,so yeah! Ooooweee. @loafersnsox that cracked me up. Haven’t heard that one, I’m going to steal it 😜
itsborderlinebitch: tbh you get so used to your mental illness that its not even like “oh god this cant be happening” like it used to be. its just like lol “here we go again another mood drop” “oh well would u look at that i cant stop shaking”
degeneratequeen: i literally only made this because i want people to talk about gintama with. it has minor spoilers but eh.
bustyspice: curvesncurls: bustyspice: bustyspice: My baby fever has been too damn real since this year started idk why but anyway I’m going to buy me some fish soon so I can take care of them for now instead. I would like to have my first kid(I
anythinggoesastimegoes: Still going to have more to the end though this is what i have made so far.Download Link With a titfuck, would had been wonderfull
bluestar86: So whose been getting Dean the adorable novelty clothing?(x)Because my money is on Cas. If this doofus can go to the “Hot Topical” to pick up an ugly cat cuddly toy for an 18 year old he would DEFINITELY see these novelty socks/PJs
I guess I know what I’ll be doing tomorrow on my holiday.My steam account has been made and all I need to do is go home and buy Undertale. If there was some way for me to play it on this Chromebook I’m writing from, I would so buy the game right now
fartgallery: i was bored at a red light on the bus and so I sent someone this picture via bluetooth thinking it would go to someone in a car nearby BUT THE PHONE BELONGED TO A GUY IN THE FRONT OF THE BUS AND HE KEPT LOOKING BACK AT ME FOR THE ENTIRE
All the little boy was going to ask Santa for was his father to come back from Iraq. Little did he know, his wish would come true and his father was right behind Santa. awh, this is so cute :’)
shanology: sadgaywerewolf:I’m going to write a comic about a super villain whose motivation for hating heroes is that they used to be an insurance agent in NYC I would read this so fast.
lockedin221b: skeletyson: This raises so many questions about the state and advancement of neurology as a science in Middle-Earth. Although, to be fair, if anyone was going to discover the nervous system in Middle Earth, it would be dwarves fucking
uberfemme: [Keliana’s Voyeur Series] This girl likes to go to the park and take an erotic novel with her… Hmmm. So if you saw that in a park what would you do?
I wish my vagina would tell me when a burst of fluid is going to come flying out. Like “hey, so this is great sex. I’m about to blowwwww” and then I could prepare myself (and/or partner) because sometimes squirting is freaky.
spookyboudicca: browngirlblues: It’s so funny to me that people really think that giving teachers guns is going to solve the mass shooting crisis in this country What do you think would solve it? Definitely not giving teachers guns? I work in public
clittyslickers: browngirlblues: spookyboudicca: browngirlblues: It’s so funny to me that people really think that giving teachers guns is going to solve the mass shooting crisis in this country What do you think would solve it? Definitely not
browngirlblues: clittyslickers: browngirlblues: spookyboudicca: browngirlblues: It’s so funny to me that people really think that giving teachers guns is going to solve the mass shooting crisis in this country What do you think would solve it?
tigerfan371:Mmmm that’s my naughty boy. You really know how to make your mother feel good. I know I said this would be a one time thing but I’ve changed my mind. You fuck me so good honey. I’m going to need your dick inside me every day. Will you
HEY GUYS I know this is weird, but if you guys could go to http://www.facebook.com/TheCommuniKey and "LIKE" the status about PWC FRESHMEN it would help so much! For every "LIKE" we get today, January 6th, CommuniKey will donate .25$ to our fundraising
hypsan: He would be home soon. She was so excited. He was going to love this little outfit. The idea had come to her that morning. She woke up with it. After breakfast. Did she usually sleep at breakfast? Isn’t that when they talked about what she
literallygross: liftedeyes: liftedeyes: My friends are amazing at Cards Against Humanity I’ve never posted anything that deserved to go more viral than this. I would struggle so hard to make a choice. Can they all win?
significance-unknown: thoughtofsoul: Lie down, stay awhile. We have all the time in the world. So make yourself comfortable, it’s going to be a while. wow I would love to see this.
bustnoggington: theres a difference between “my bf/gf wont let me” and “my bf/gf would be hurt if i did this so out of consideration for their feelings im going to choose not to”
sexxxmonster: How I got this photo: I always loved going to my grannies house. She had a small one bedroom in the suburbs just outside the city. So when I would spend the night we had to share a bed. She was a very heavy sleeper and was very difficult
jockswiththickcocks: gaymobile: bravodelta9: nakedjake19: bravodelta9: chad-hunter is stuck on the air mattress This would be the dream orgy. Nah, I can think of a better one So, do you suppose he’s going to gnaw off a limb or something to get
megandmrbig: mydeepdarkdesires3: destroythewhore: Then she’s going to have to walk around in them. Mmmmm. So hot! Big would like this, probably dumping his load in my panties from behind though. He likes wanking over my ass. Mmmmm
lesbilicious: Jo had fallen in love. She never thought it would be with another woman, but she wasn’t in control. She wanted this girl, body and soul, and she was going to give herself to her. The dawn was just breaking but she felt so alive. ‘Take
vsvpxmoney: bustnoggington: theres a difference between “my bf/gf wont let me” and “my bf/gf would be hurt it i did this so out of consideration for their feelings im going to choose not to” Thank you
argumate:tiktoksijustthinkareneat: okay so that’s at least one person who would have no problem if they got sent back to medieval times, the guild hall absolutely going off to this mashup
naamahdarling:tevruden: So for everyone returning from twitter, welcome back to tumblr!We’ve got this really rare vintage of wine in the basement, would you like to go taste it? Don’t mind the stains in the hall, red has more positive connotations
fireandshellamari: lockedin221b: skeletyson: This raises so many questions about the state and advancement of neurology as a science in Middle-Earth. Although, to be fair, if anyone was going to discover the nervous system in Middle Earth, it would
chockuhblock: All your fans would love to see you together, so is it going to happen? anything romantic? #THIS IS HOW YOU HANDLE RUMOURS NO MATTER WHAT KIND #JESUS (via comehomelouis)
bustnoggington: theres a difference between “my bf/gf wont let me” and “my bf/gf would be hurt it i did this so out of consideration for their feelings im going to choose not to”
electricsexdoll: electricsexdoll: So last night my mom said she would have to vote for Trump if the other option was Hillary because Hillary can’t be trusted. Great. How am I going to find new parents at this age, I can barely make friends?? Omg
cheatingwivescantresist: My employees wife needed a job so I made her my personal assistant. I would fuck his wife while he was working right outside my office. She must have been too loud this time. What is he going to do? They both can’t afford to
tyrinecarver: Steven Universe - Fusion Battle by TyrineCarver and Wil Woods So in all likelihood, Malachite’s grand return to the stage isn’t going to be like this… but how awesome would it be if it was? I mean… Giant Woman kaiju battle
minidoodles97:I wanted to add more detail to this but I realized I would never finish it if I did, so here ya go!
naamahdarling: tevruden: So for everyone returning from twitter, welcome back to tumblr!We’ve got this really rare vintage of wine in the basement, would you like to go taste it? Don’t mind the stains in the hall, red has more positive connotations
unendingtragedy: “To be honest, a year ago… we were only speculating, hoping, praying about what this was going to sound like. What it would FEEL like. Remember the Alternative Press cover story we did? The one where we acted so confident about how
hotwifeshowoff: so durtyolemang if you saw me wearing this at the bar, would you go home and jack off to me??? in response to our bar question
Oh and btw, that picture was a gift for an awesome writer to it makes me doubly pissed offSeriously, How rude. You could have just politely messaged me without that passive aggressive context and I would have tagged accordingly so that you could have
ahh there was a little con in my city and I went taking a look aND while I was going away I saw this little group of HS cosplayers and I’ve never seen homestucks irl so I was just wish I had said hi to them haha :^(