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briannathestrange: A real, actual, I-am-not-fucking-lying-to-you-this-truly-happened moment from the Christmas special Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa
moonlandingwasfaked: briannathestrange: A real, actual, I-am-not-fucking-lying-to-you-this-truly-happened moment from the Christmas special Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa this movie should have stayed lost
motherfrigginpsas: motherfrigginpsas: LISTEN UP KIDS BECAUSE I AM FED UP WITH SEEING THIS BULLSHIT CROSS MY DASH (such as this post here)THIS POST IS NOT GIVING YOU IMPORTANT INFORMATION ON HOW TO PREVENT RAPE THIS POST IS MADE UP FUCKING BULLSHIT
iwishihadafather: so my cat is meowing like crazy in the kitchen and so i go to see whats up and i walk in on this so naturally im like “what the fucking hell” and go and look out the window and ARE YOU KIDDING ME THIS IS NOT ROMEO AND JULIET
rasputin: macewindude: whiteboyfriend: phrux: phrux: russia reblogging because I just noticed HE’S NOT EVEN THROWING THE KNIVES HE’S USING A PINGPONG PADDLE TOO how did we win the cold war ^Fucking great question. You kids know this is all
mixedican: jakemorph: jakemorph: i think having a spiderman costume as a kid is a universal experience and THAT is toby ma fucking guire’s influence “toby maguire spiderman movies sucked” theyre not for YOU!! theyre for ME AGED APPROXIMATELY
donaldsterlingsshriveledpenis: You know how many times I’ve called my mom a bitch or a hoe in my life? Not one goddamn time what the fuck is wrong with these kids
jackryanz: respect that some people dont fucking want kids lol not everybody is either capable of it or has any desire to have them physically i dont care if you like babies make your own babies have fun whatever but i dont see the appeal so dont force
doubledoseofdopamine: aymygod: lebritanyarmor: draggedthruthe-yard: imawitchywitch: Feeling very in tune with my ancestors with my new hair! Wat the fuck no No Wrong Incorrect Not ur history Plz stop Nono Try again you’ve got to be kidding me
sting-rae11: Okay no. This shit is so fucking satisfying. I can not tell you the joy it brings me when an underage kid tries to buy GTA and when I tell them they need a parent, they go get said parent, and then I say “hey, this game is rated M for
jallensays: nightingaleinasilvercage: fucked-up-kid: k-ngforaday: m0shpotato: that-magic-feeling: neilandteacup: Instant and forever reblog. Bless this post. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH HE IS MY FAVORITE Bless DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I LOVE
x-antivist-x: standardwhore: carry-on-my-wayward-castiel: canyoushipit: darkxbunnyprincess: This is one of my favorite childhood stories. WHAT THE FUCK Did you guys seriously not read this growing up? This scared the shit out of me as a kid.
daryl-dixon-eats-squirrels: “I’m not gonna let you kill a fucking kid, man.”
localteenager: I really hate when parents don’t respect their kids personal space or boundaries and then get offended or upset when you get mad or they act like its nothing because they’re your parents. They are your children not your fucking
didanthology:multiplicityandme: deoxyribonucleics: on wednesday someone in my class asked what schizophrenia was and these were the exact words my teacher said im not fucking kidding:“schizophrenia, or bipolar as its called, is when you have like…
techyvegan: dinuguan: not to be dramatic or anything but i would fucking die for you violet What a cute little kid
thingssthatmakemewet: techyvegan: dinuguan: not to be dramatic or anything but i would fucking die for you violet @mossyoakmaster look at how cute!!! 🥰😍 Aww what a cute kid! 🥰❤️
heartattackle: lokiandgagaruletheworld: enfeebler: naathaaaly: Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary. #Reasons why I hate babies #they do this and everyone blames the pet THAT’S WHY YOU TEACH YOUR KIDS NOT TO SLAP THE FUCKING CAT I grew
iwishihadafather:so my cat is meowing like crazy in the kitchen and so i go to see whats up and i walk in on this so naturally im like “what the fucking hell” and go and look out the window and ARE YOU KIDDING ME THIS IS NOT ROMEO AND JULIET GET THE
do-not-open-til-christmas: hotjockpics:Brandon Beckrich Thing is, Kid, I don’t fuck with guys unless I’m tied up first. You okay with that?
xopachi: echeveria2: some splatoon miiverse thoughts. i can just feel everything positive draining out of me when i see someone draw pedobear or sexualize callie/marie/girl squids. right! on! miiverse! where it shows up in inkopolis or on billboards.
fewest65: scrumptioussaladsalad: wlwmango: daddy-double-d: zoobus: daddy-double-d: Not even kidding right now someone just called me cuck. Are you okay? I’m an alpha male. I don’t need your fucking pity. @tartmarket Lovely
gloomyprincesse: singingstrigiform: sixpenceee: Mouse vole sleeping in the iris, Moscow oblast, Russia (Source) oh my god ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW this is not a vole; its ears are too tiny. if anything, it’s a harvest mouse. though
nolanthebiggestnerd: not-fun: crisdias: (Realistic Cosplay Of Futurama’s Farnsworth Is Effin’ Terrifying) !!! are you kidding this is really kinda adorable ha haaaaaaa stop fucking looking at me single ladies, look no further!
frawgs:if ur rich send me money i’m not even kidding wtf are u going to do with it? buy another kitchen island fuck you
the-bearded-professor: Warning: Incoming Game Not sure how many of you remember the 90′s show ReBoot, but I fucking loved it as a kid, thanks in most part to the Queen of Chaos herself, Hexadecimal. In hindsight, she might be the root of my fondness
makorraforevafangirl: THEY WERE HOLDING THEIR FUCKING HANDS ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW THIS IS NOT OKAY BRYKE. DISHONOR.