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jaclcfrost:what you said was very sweet and means a lot to me but i am incapable of properly responding in any way besides “thank you so much aaaah” because i do not know how to accurately express the exact level of my gratitude to where you completely
gay-pastel-dragon: scatterdarknessscattersilence: do-i-smell-a-fandom: Source (https://twitter.com/milknmuffins/status/861092198728609793) update: they’re denying her services because of her posting about her mistreatment. if you have money to spare
glorianas: glorianas: clearly even monarchs thought some parts on monarchy was dumb because there’s so many kings being like god how do i legally deny my idiot son the throne the king: nothing matters more than the preservation of my glorious dynasty
slow-burn-sally:little-cold-hands:guanshiyin: shizukadoumeki: Ppl who wear glasses: How do you keep them clean because holy shit We don’t. We really don’t. We sure don’t
dauntlessardor: cute-useful-inspiring: violence-of-action: fruitsgarden: that was the biggest fucking overreaction im laughing so hard How do Red Pandas even survive in the wild? Reblogging again because it’s just that awesome. I’m dying. The
vaguelyjewish: testoster0ne: how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons. like isn’t just like having sex idgi? This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry. Precisely, because there is no mental component to an orgasm (male or female.) If someone
jaclcfrost: faygofuckyourself: jaclcfrost: if magic isn’t real then how do you explain It hardens because the chocolate cools on the cold ice cream. Put a bottle in the fridge and wait. It’ll be a hunk of chocolate no i’m pretty sure it’s
outcense: outcense: “you’re gay/bi? I’m sorry but like… how do I know you won’t have a crush on me?” because you just said that im glad this post is still a thing
navyofficial: its really gross because after Michael Brown was killed people said “theres no video so how do we know what happened?” but this time theres a video and the cops still got off without indictment
britishstarr: guanshiyin: shizukadoumeki: Ppl who wear glasses: How do you keep them clean because holy shit We don’t. our glasses aren’t clean, we just had to learn to see through the dirt, we had to grow stronger, survival of the less blind
jaclcfrost: what you said was very sweet and means a lot to me but i am incapable of properly responding in any way besides “thank you so much aaaah” because i do not know how to accurately express the exact level of my gratitude to where you completely
thetiniestpickle: ferrisbuellersgayoff: izzayronii: babytaeminlove: hewasthedrummer: lindseyway: Story goes that this entity is the most evil known out there and it seems to seek people of all ages that do not reblog this. The name non-tumblr users
“how do you know you’re cas-coded” because I’m vibrating out of my skin w the urge to give each of Dean Winchester’s freckles a lil smooch and stroke a hand thru his hair okay
voidbat: mishasassbutt: mishasassbutt: my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were
lilirulu: ON THE THIRD DAY OF LWAE A LILI GAVE TO YE…A sexy Razmi. I think that rhymed…How do you pronounce her name? I’ve been pronouncing it Raz-Me. In case you’re curious why her pelt isn’t properly shaded it’s because I couldn’t get
cavalier-renegade: naavscolors: inspredwood: How do these people get journalism jobs? They’re pretty! It doesn’t count because “tropes” and “stereotypes” To be fair, only Ripley is a main character. I don’t think any of the other actresses
mofetafrombrooklyn: dabbledoodles: Have I mentioned how much I love Shygals? Because I do. CUTE!! I need my snifit gal like this X3
beachgnome: xainagal: needlekind: greasybeast: this girl that sits with me was complaining..about another girl. because she likes the same band as her “but doesn’t dress like it” so obviously she doesn’t really listen to them how do you DRESS
whatsacanada: how do we even decide what our favorite colors are, are our brains just like “i like green because yea”
cute-useful-inspiring: violence-of-action: fruitsgarden: that was the biggest fucking overreaction im laughing so hard How do Red Pandas even survive in the wild? Reblogging again because it’s just that awesome.
aiiimeeee: how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy Because its usually in conjunction with 14yo boys. Who will fuck anything given the chance. I bet if you started trying to get impregnated by that age
cuckoldselection: You tell everyone that your cock is also inside your wife’s pussy. But no one believes you because they all know that you are a true cucky hubby who is only allowed to please your wife with hands and tongue. How do you know that😛
guanshiyin: shizukadoumeki: Ppl who wear glasses: How do you keep them clean because holy shit We don’t. We wipe them on our shirts which causes scratches and eventually wears out the protective outer coating on the lenses
fiveforchibis:How Do I Cancel My Subscription?Because apparently the unsubscribe button on a certain website has become hard to find.
admiralpotato: When I see Cats following me on Tumblr / Goggle Cat So, it’s not a rare occurrence to see a Cat start following me on Tumblr. Like, literally, a real Cat. How do I know that I actually have a following of real Cats on Tumblr? Because
michelle0hwell: themoonphase: peanut butter jelly tiiime I want to reglog this because its a fantastic idea, but the peanut butter and jelly arent spread evenly. How do people leave their sandwiches so unfinished? !?!?
shelleysicfit: shelleysicfit: Just because it’s Sunday doesn’t mean it’s rest day! What is this “rest” day and how do I work that muscle? hahhaha. Saw that on an Arnold meme before and cracked me up! LOVE arm day, tricep kickbacks
askscruffasus: Troublesome fact #20 How do you know if you’ve seen Trouble? Because you’ve seen a well dressed pony walking down the street! Though, yes… This is what I wear most often… Couldn’t get Trouble to wear the pants… but it’s close
femme-lesbians: Download the HER app for iOS and Android now Looking for a girlfriend? Some casual dating? Some LGBT friends? Meet girls in your area with the HER social app ♀❤️♀ Because I get asked so often “how do I meet
cupcakedinosaur: stfufauxminists: DC Walk for Choice Photo by dccoeds OKAY I HAVE SOMETHING I NEED TO SHARE WITH TUMBLR: Because, how often do you get to rant about your views on abortion? Before my mother was pregnant with me, she was pregnant with
iures: fuckyeahgodofmischief: How do you find reactions from fans or kids to Loki’s character? TOM HIDDLESTON: Mark Ruffalo’s son. I kind of dedicate my performance to his son, his ten-year old, because he was on set a lot. Joss Whedon and Kevin
Someone whose opinion I value reblogged me talking about Tony/Rhodey. I don’t know how to respond tho, because I’m too nervous oops.
I’m now expected to do walking tours on the same day I have therapy for the foreseeable future. Because my boss totally wants me to talk about the university as soon as I get out of that. Totally. Right.
You can tell I’ve spent all day writing a gender studies paper. Because everything I’ve complained about has been about gender and how marginalized groups are portrayed in fanfic.
brideofdracu1a: the thing about macklemore: yes, i know he’s donating the proceeds from Same Love to lgbt charities. do i still suspect that he’s on that gay rights shit because it’s kind of a way for straight artists to seem cultured and cosmopolitan,
sailorspookiter: the “token queer character” trope is hilarious to me because how many queer people do you know who willingly surround themselves with cis straight friends I mean really
iambickilometer: i’m super uncomfortable with the nonbinary petition and i’m glad it’s unlikely to be successful because creating additional legal gender categories seems like the opposite direction from where we should go. petition to do away
making a fanmix for a polyship is weirdly difficult? because you have to make sure everyone is represented and see how many songs just say “we.”
elvisgal: do u ever wonder how many people would be non binary if they were actually educated on sex/gender and were encouraged to explore themselves
The principal of my school confessed that he was going to write me up because I had a backpack on during school hours omg how do I keep passing as a prepubescent child.
gandalfexmachina: vincentvangodot said “Please draw a small Santana. Doing anything you want.” Unfortunately, my drawing skills are not quite there to draw the elaborate piece I wanted to. But hopefully Santana with a shirt that sums up how I
iamintroversion: Sometimes… (via Pinterest)
wreckedblog: how many times do i have to reblog you before you notice i wanna talk to you
mikai-art:OK so I’m 99.9% certain that Aoba plucks his eyebrows.BONUSAnd this is how Noiz would find out about it
iguanamouth: remembering that you inhabit a body and that your physical appearance is inevitably tied into how people perceive you
youaresomethingworthfightingfor: If John had turned up instead of Mary, I can just picture how much better this season would have been: 1) John has already seen his sons as grown ups (okay, missing ten years is a big deal, but Mary has missed thirty +)
rawrlsy: sound of music
teenagemutantshogunhuman: queerjoseph: I know this is supposed to be funny, but does it horrify anyone else that social media is being used by employers to monitor how happy we are to be slaves to capitalism and if we aren’t 1000% enthusiastic about
doctorcrocker: Shout-out to fan-fiction writers who don’t or can’t write the 50k fan-fictions, because of a lack of focus or motivation, or mental illness.Shout-out to fan-fiction writers who don’t or can’t write smut, but are still lumped into
powerburial: zoology: Man how do people work in retail for like 3 years. I admire them for that because 6 months of this has been hard enough mentally. You just gotta get to that special mental place where u don’t give a shit. Like youll be saying
lemondifficult: Man it really tickles me how many years women were banned from fighting in the military and now men are turning around and blaming the fact that only men have to register for the draft on feminists Like??? Buddy… You’re never gonna
istj-infjadventures: Someone posted this in an MBTI Facebook group I’m a part of. INFJ received INFJ when she followed the flow chart. I (ISTJ) also received INFJ 😂😂😂 How accurate is this chart for all of you? Reblog with your type and the
nevaehtyler: So um, let me get it straight - it is absolutely fine for white people to dress up as Native Americans, Egyptians, Geishas or do Black face for Halloween, but Santa can’t be Black? No, this is not how it works. “But Real Santa is white!”
wheezebois: how does she live? does she call him when he’s out on unsolved shoots like “hey babe did you know I had to climb onto the cabinets likE A FUCKING SPIDER MONEY BECAUSE YOU PUT THE NUTELLA UP TOO HIGH?” does she carry a stepladder around
kittyoflelo: rock-hopperhazuki: sushinfood: longbeachgriffy: working in retail this is exactly how it is and if ANY OF YOU PULL THIS SHIT then stop fucking shopping because we do not want you to come back “Over sum CHIPS??!?” I’ve never seen
coral-fangs: comealongmisspond: vajoochie: how do boys look good without makeup Because society hasn’t told boys they look bad without it shots fired
greelin:what you said was very sweet and means a lot to me but i am incapable of properly responding in any way besides “thank you so much aaaah” because i do not know how to accurately express the exact level of my gratitude to where you completely
cigabrettemichaels: coral-fangs: comealongmisspond: vajoochie: how do boys look good without makeup Because society hasn’t told boys they look bad without it shots fired Holy shit
alizabug: on a whim I decided I’d put this together, because it’s a fun trick ive picked up from using the same version of SAI for years this is in NO way an acceptable substitute for learning how to paint gold, btw. it’s also most effective when
