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estus: Xenogears character art by artist jakemurray.deviantart.com Fei, Elly & Citan. I was scrollin’ all“Wow, that’s real nice”And then I saw the bottom image and was like “OH SHIT XENOGEARS’ I’ll never
(M) Let’s explore together! Last night, I laid (S) down and rubbed her clit oh so slowly. one finger, one repetitive motion. For like 20 minutes it seemed. It was a slow build up, and then WHAM. She got so wet. (S) This was torture… If we
iwanttobeagirlsobadly: Yes, you’ll squeal and clench at first. You’ll believe that maybe it was a mistake, maybe you just liked the fantasy aspect of it. You’ll maybe even want to go home and never even think of trying this again. And then, oh
chocolateist: pardonmewhileipanic: bestnatesmithever: captcreate: The leg up at the end tho. I like the coach, putting his hands on his knees like, “Welp, that wasn’t it.” i was almost like “oh man that sucks” and then her leg popped and
glamydia: if i was an olympic gymnast i would just flip around everywhere all day like i wouldnt stop like oh can you pass the salt no but i can do 7 backflips in a row holding the salt and then twist into a cartwheel to hand you it
hey. this? this is a fucking problem.
pizzaforpresident: OH MY GOD My boss just texted me asking to come into work at 4:30 in the morning and I threw my phone down and was like “you’re such a faggot I fucking hate you” and then I heard the Siri confirmation noise and I picked up my
alexseanchai: arcanewinter: huntersonahotelbed: oh my fucking god so i’m reading this harry potter fic and every now and then there are words like “arseented” and “marseaging” and “arseistance” and i was trying to figure out what the hell
adriofthedead: me oh god i love good burger my vhs tape of it got ate by the vcr a few years back and i got so mad so i instantly ordered a dvd of it then i think i brought it to a friends house and we watched it but it was like really late and cold
aslanscompass: OKAY, WHO MADE THIS? Step up and be recognized, because you are brilliant! I was like “oh this is nice” and then I got to the author and promptly lost my shit.
a hot thick-dicked Boston Italian lawyer dude came over and let me throat and slobber on his cock. but then, as he had me on all 4s playing with my hole, starting to slip his dick in, he was suddenly like, “oh man, I just came.” it was a bummer cause
alice-unchained: my dad ate a cucumber today and he was like “wow this is pretty cold” and then he just slowly put the cucumber down and stared into space for a really long time until he turned to me with wide eyes and quietly said, “oh my god.
mandopony: jaxblade: wdwpres: with-drops-of-jupiter: I C A N N O T breathe THAT LAST LIKE .01 SECOND ^^^^ Oh My God *Wheezing laughter* I was like … what is this … and then … the last 3 frames
seals-need-love-to-live: howyougetthefangirl: I walked to a deli and got a sandwich to go and a coffee and while I was waiting these two teenage girls ran up and were like OH MY GOD JESSICA HOW ARE YOU and then hugged me and the one whispered “that
asmilinggoddess: professors seeing “teddy lupin” on their rosters and being like “ah yes, remus lupin’s son. remus was such a well behaved student, i’m sure his son will be the same” and then teddy shows up for class and they’re like “oh
psych-quotes: If you like quotes you can relate to, then follow this blog. Yeah, a stupid older lady thought this. She was like mmmm oh no. And waved her dirty lil fingers at me. Haha bitch who you think you is? A model? Nope.
wtftimmy: chocolateist: pardonmewhileipanic: bestnatesmithever: captcreate: The leg up at the end tho. I like the coach, putting his hands on his knees like, “Welp, that wasn’t it.” i was almost like “oh man that sucks” and then her leg
h0odrich: nicklugo: pizzaforpresident: OH MY GOD My boss just texted me asking to come into work at 4:30 in the morning and I threw my phone down and was like “you’re such a faggot I fucking hate you” and then I heard the Siri confirmation
thevillageoftrees: nursebranson: So I went to the markets today and saw this from a distance and I was immediately like “OH GOD IT’S SO PRETTY I MUST OWN IT” and then when I got closer HARRY POTTER “Follow the butterflies”
witchcraft-and-lesbianism98: So we were reading Othello in school and I flipped to the page with this picture and I just…oh my god. And then my friend was like “imagine if you tapped it on the shoulder and it had to turn all the way around to look
arcanewinter: huntersonahotelbed: oh my fucking god so i’m reading this harry potter fic and every now and then there are words like “arseented” and “marseaging” and “arseistance” and i was trying to figure out what the hell is going on
huntersonahotelbed: oh my fucking god so i’m reading this harry potter fic and every now and then there are words like “arseented” and “marseaging” and “arseistance” and i was trying to figure out what the hell is going on finally i got
starlabsforever: seals-need-love-to-live: howyougetthefangirl: I walked to a deli and got a sandwich to go and a coffee and while I was waiting these two teenage girls ran up and were like OH MY GOD JESSICA HOW ARE YOU and then hugged me and the one
This guy was so damn annoying today all he kept talking about was Jordans. Jordan 34567889192731938283618361. I don’t even know how many there are but he kept talking about them. Then a random car showed up in front of our school and he’s like oh
This girl who lives next door asked me why I’m fat and I’m like “Cuz I’m fat?” And she was like “oh, I just asked Cuz I didn’t want you to be mad” I’m like “bitch I still pull more niggas then
luckylittle: chocolateist: pardonmewhileipanic: bestnatesmithever: captcreate: The leg up at the end tho. I like the coach, putting his hands on his knees like, “Welp, that wasn’t it.” i was almost like “oh man that sucks” and then her
turmanology: pizzaforpresident: OH MY GOD My boss just texted me asking to come into work at 4:30 in the morning and I threw my phone down and was like “you’re such a faggot I fucking hate you” and then I heard the Siri confirmation noise and
swilka: homogayhorse:ask-gallows-callibrator:silverwing26:I was upset, and then delighted. IM GONNA CRY THIS IS SO CUTE OH NO OH GOD I DID NOT EXPECT THAT ENDING I AM SO HAPPY i dont like this…i dont have the right words to say what puts me off
oprahs-right-nipple: when i was at my first high school there was this really religious girl who would tell you off if you swore or said stuff like ‘oh my god’ and then one day she wouldn’t stop correcting the science teacher and he just turned
littlemissdauntless1712: “I felt bad cause I didn’t recognize him right away, and I was all like "Oh my god, this guy is almost as hot as Andy Biersack.” And then I realized it was Andy Biersack. I kid you not.“ - Greg (Onision)
evershlong: my dad ate a cucumber today and he was like “wow this is pretty cold” and then he just slowly put the cucumber down and stared into space for a really long time until he turned to me with wide eyes and quietly said, “oh my god. cool
rexuality: I showed my little brother a gif of godzilla and when he walked away I started scrolling kinda mindlessly and then my brother came back really eager and was like “can I see that godzilla thing aga- oh” and just stared in dismay at a photoset
keepyourheartintheclouds-: you know you wanna play ;) AHAHAHAH I WAS LIKE ima pedo THEN THEY BLOCKED MEEE oh god.. i am saahh funny,i posted ima pedo on the persons waall ;) omg imagine if this had like 38480948 notes every on fb will be like and well
vegetafucker: makeoutstation: makeoutstation: oh my GOD so i was talking to a buddy in psychology and then this kid came in who looked exactly like him and gave him a book he’d forgotten at home and i went “holy shit you have a twin?!?” and he
chocolateist: pardonmewhileipanic: bestnatesmithever: captcreate: The leg up at the end tho. I like the coach, putting his hands on his knees like, “Welp, that wasn’t it.” i was almost like “oh man that sucks” and then her leg popped
curvygirlonabudget: facephase: nothingbutnathankress: Can we just take a moment to fully appreciate this photoshoot? At first I was like, “whos thaaa” then i realized who he is and then i died. Oh god
soheeisamasian: prettyoddx: walkers-and-mutts: OMG, look at this Jennifer Lawrence trasformation! ehhh this doesn’t really look like jennif-WHAT THE FUCK I was just like oh eh then wig and looks up and HOLY SHIT Holy shit.
keepitmoist: evershlong: my dad ate a cucumber today and he was like “wow this is pretty cold” and then he just slowly put the cucumber down and stared into space for a really long time until he turned to me with wide eyes and quietly said, “oh
naughtynicegirl69: OH wow…I saw a girl sucking a cock and that always gets my attention…so I was waiting for it to fully load…then I saw the suctioned cup cock on the table…at first I was like…holy shit…so sexy…I could even feel my pussy
pardonmewhileipanic: bestnatesmithever: captcreate: The leg up at the end tho. I like the coach, putting his hands on his knees like, “Welp, that wasn’t it.” i was almost like “oh man that sucks” and then her leg popped and i fucking lost
amandafiske: pizzaforpresident: OH MY GOD My boss just texted me asking to come into work at 4:30 in the morning and I threw my phone down and was like “you’re such a faggot I fucking hate you” and then I heard the Siri confirmation noise and
forsirius: thecultofcraze: amoureuux: oh That’s okay, I didn’t need my heart. At first I was like “wait, what” and then all of a sudden OH MY GOD NO.
crave-the-good-things: oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog
