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gymratskip: “You don’t seem to be making any progress kid, and nothing is coming out.”“I see through the office window that I have another muscle boy to interview for the job.”“I’ll give you a minute more.”gymratskip
brunodailyorg: Interviewer: Have you ever used your fame to pick up the ladies? Bruno: Absolutely! Why be famous if you can’t go ‘Excuse me, I don’t know if you know me but I’m a big deal. I’m the Grenade guy.’
alcoholicgifts: sashayed: fuckyeahthehungergames: Finnick Odair Capitol Portrait (x) Commmmme onnnnnn, Hunger Games. Look. I have tried to be patient. I know I got some Claflin girls up on my dash, y’all must have your reasons. But are you kidding
unabashedlybi: renthethief: beyondthetemples-ooc: parttimepup: strnger-kid: Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace Yes it’s called the mammalian
lemonvortex: lemonvortex: lemonvortex: I’m gonna be ill “They are arguing that they shouldnt have to reunite them with their kids” AND WHAT ALTERNATIVE, EXACTLY, DO YOU HAVE? I literally just cant even keep up with every awful headline I
newbarktownalumni: lemonvortex: lemonvortex: lemonvortex: I’m gonna be ill “They are arguing that they shouldnt have to reunite them with their kids” AND WHAT ALTERNATIVE, EXACTLY, DO YOU HAVE? I literally just cant even keep up with every
strnger-kid:Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace
wherehipposdrome: thefibrodiaries: chronicallycozy: wagecucks: If you require kids to go to school by law, they shouldn’t have to pay for anything at all to be able to go there. They shouldn’t need to pay for food, books, a laptop, anything that
renthethief: beyondthetemples-ooc: parttimepup: strnger-kid: Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace Yes it’s called the mammalian diving response
…you have got to be fucking kidding meI have seen some truly cancerous idiocy on this site, but people claiming RuPaul and drag queens are “transphobic”? Every time I think Tumblrite sjw culture can’t get anymore moronic…
thefibrodiaries: chronicallycozy: wagecucks: If you require kids to go to school by law, they shouldn’t have to pay for anything at all to be able to go there. They shouldn’t need to pay for food, books, a laptop, anything that the school gives
losing-eye: officialkbpoetry: punkrightsactivist: You can tell there’s an issue When there are kids Who would rather Go to the hospital Than go to school. This cannot be rebloged enough I wanted my leg to break so I wouldn’t have to play gym
itsraininbritishmen: moriarghty: WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS ON TUMBLR - I FEEL LIKE THIS ISSUE NEEDS TO BE ADDRESSED. I FEEL LIKE I HAVE BEEN DENIED A GREAT HONOR. .let me tell you kids a story right now. this GUY WENT FISHING AT THIS LAKE-OCEAN
beyondthetemples-ooc: parttimepup: strnger-kid: Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace Yes it’s called the mammalian diving response and it’s also
drippybimbo: workingonbeingyourgoodgirl: bigdaddymacksworld: sodomizinglinda: folkman86: strnger-kid: Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace 🔥💧💦❤️
sodomizinglinda:folkman86: strnger-kid: Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace 🔥💧💦❤️
siddharthasmama: What it’s like to be a Black parent: unsure of, or feeling unable to protect your kids; having your children fear for your life, feeling that they must protect you. To bring life into the world that sees it as value less; to bring
dumbbitch203:cumformymaster: sodomizinglinda:folkman86: strnger-kid: Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace 🔥💧💦❤️ This is how we use
geekandmisandry: renthethief: beyondthetemples-ooc: parttimepup: strnger-kid: Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace Yes it’s called the mammalian
bigdaddymacksworld: sodomizinglinda: folkman86: strnger-kid: Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace 🔥💧💦❤️ Goals
luidilovins: unabashedlybi: renthethief: beyondthetemples-ooc: parttimepup: strnger-kid: Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace Yes it’s called
gazehoundz:gazehoundz:my dear friends. my beloved followers and mutuals alike. this is a mandatory assessment. report back with your scoresAre you literatenobody wants to reblog with their scores. come on. be brave. its ok to fail sometimes
1994-2016: blackdenimjeans: playugly: snatchedweaves: andrewbelami: When you realize you weren’t meant to be a bottom Are you kidding me? lions have barbed penises 🙃 Trade asasjhdkj
lovekardashian: “If you want to call me names, make jokes, doubt my intentions, go ahead. Because the reality is, I can take it. But for the thousands of kids out there coming to terms with being true to who they are - they shoudn’t have to take it.
b-rookelynn: meriadoc-brandyb: desertislanddream: soullesshusk: you have got to be fucking kidding me This is a very, very bad idea… omg HARRY More like Everyone is going to die day. No matter WHAT religion you are, taking your hands off of the
mrskandymandy: hersheywrites: White people: But the officer’s wife is pregnant!!!!Me: What about Walter Scott’s 5 kids?????White people: Well everyone should be having protected sex and you wouldn’t have to worry about pregnancy or children.Me:
connected-to-harley: Can you imagine if Pepper and Tony were to ever have kids that in the delivery room the nurse would try to hand Tony the baby and he’d just look at it like i don’t like to be handed things
beuker71: furryscruffynuggle: Hey son! Thought I skip working on the construction site a few hours early and take you to my favorite place.But dad I still have a few hours of school.Don’t worry kid … I write you a sicknote. LOL you won’t be able
boys-and-suicide: Parents need to learn yelling at their kids does not do anything but leave scars on them. If you have a problem you sit down and talk like civil human beings. Yelling gets you nowhere. Please remember that for all you future parents.
grilledcheesin: renthethief: beyondthetemples-ooc: parttimepup: strnger-kid: Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace Yes it’s called the mammalian
folkman86: strnger-kid: Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace
dcp-96: sodomizinglinda:folkman86: strnger-kid: Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace 🔥💧💦❤️ Love hanging out with friends
babygirlcha: folkman86: strnger-kid: Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace 🥺NEEEEEED
spicy-things-up: bambisluttt: sodomizinglinda:folkman86: strnger-kid: Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace 🔥💧💦❤️ 😈 That rush
bringmethetaco: after having the worst night of my life you were there for me when i woke up, i love you so much okay and you mean the absolute fucking world to me, i don’t know where i’d be without you. you’re the best things thats ever happened
If i had told you as a kid that you would get emotionally involved in shows about a talking triangle,space rocks,two lost brothers in the woods,a drunk grandpa scientist and a furball wanting to be friends with a skeleton would you have believed me?
jaxblade: HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK BEBOP AND ROCKSTEADY!!?!?!??!? Ninja Turtles 2 YOU HAVE SOLD ME!!! I have waited for years to see these 2 on the big screen and thought they would be in Secret of the OOZE back when I was kid but Nowadays. Im hyped. IM MORE
thehappytamer: dumbbitch203:cumformymaster: sodomizinglinda:folkman86: strnger-kid: Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace 🔥💧💦❤️ This
useabusedominateme247: sodomizinglinda:folkman86: strnger-kid: Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace 🔥💧💦❤️ Oh my first one got me wet
a-kinkyyy-couple: bambisluttt: sodomizinglinda:folkman86: strnger-kid: Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace 🔥💧💦❤️ 😈 Which are
drakesquad: i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
strnger-kid: Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace
parttimepup: strnger-kid: Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace Yes it’s called the mammalian diving response and it’s also why doing face masks
drakesquad:tuggywuggy: drakesquad: i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
bdsmbeautifullybound: Great news Kinksters….we have dripping candles!Just so that we know that you’re getting the best product possible we gave these a good test run today…(the kid was at school so we didn’t have to lock the door or try to be
drakesquad:tuggywuggy:drakesquad: i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
drakesquad: tuggywuggy: drakesquad: i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
