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skyakacielo: she-got-the-jazz: just-shower-thoughts: Netflix and Chill is one D away from Netflix and Child Just remember Life lessons @sft425
just-shower-thoughts: The only thing separating you from certain death at 65mph is a painted white line and a mutual agreement to not play bumper cars.
just-shower-thoughts: Good and Evil are both only one letter away from God and the Devil.
best-shower-thoughts: When you’re on the Mount Everest literally everything is downhill from there. (source)
best-shower-thoughts: When shaggy and scooby run from a monster in terror, they always run side-by-side and if great danes can run 30-40mph that makes shaggy the fastest person alive beating Usain Bolt at 27mph. (source)
best-shower-thoughts: Teenagers usually stress about high school, thinking it’s the be all and end all, yet you hardly hear about high school life from successful people (source)
just-shower-thoughts: I wonder what people do with all the extra time they have from typing “u” not “you”
qazlib: just-shower-thoughts: If you die a virgin, you’re the first person in your direct ancestral lineage to die a virgin. my unicellular ancestors from 3 billion years ago would like to have a word with you about that
just-shower-thoughts: When things start going poorly, we say, “Things are going downhill”. When the outlook is good, and things become easy, we say, “It’s all downhill from here”.
just-shower-thoughts: The world really changed when we all moved from VHS to DVD. We stopped being kind when we didn’t have to rewind.
just-shower-thoughts: The world would be a much nicer place if you got fat from being an asshole instead of eating food.
just-shower-thoughts: One of the lesser known advantages of owning a cat is that they will alert you if a red dot from a sniper rifle appears on your body by frantically jumping on you.
just-shower-thoughts: If you had clappers installed in your bedroom, would the smacking from sex cause them to turn on and off? Well, that got dark fast. And then light again. And then dark again…
sassymccoy: just-shower-thoughts: What really blows my mind is that NASA is able to receive data from a 4.67 billion miles far away spacecraft, while i lose wifi signal once i move to the kitchen #@nasa what’s ur wifi password
just-shower-thoughts:A major transition from child to adult is when you stop just dipping chips in salsa and instead, start scooping the salsa.
just-shower-thoughts: The real Tide Pod Challenge is actually doing a load of laundry while suffering from crippling depression.
just-shower-thoughts: You know you have social anxiety when a big leap for you is moving from holing up in a dark room alone playing a single-player game to holing up in the same room alone playing a multiplayer game.
just-shower-thoughts: A person who gains weight easily may consider themselves to have “bad” genetics, but from an evolutionary perspective the ability to get fat quickly would probably be a sign of “good” genetics
just-shower-thoughts: Being a parent to a boy made me realize that the best and most accurate TV dad of all time is Red Foreman from That 70’s Show.
