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yourincestualdreams: My mom is such a fucking tease, she came up with this idea to make me try harder in school, if I have over a 3.0 she jerks me off, an lets me fuck her ass cheeks until I explode, if I get a 4.0 then shit, this cock is going right
nickthegeekbear: wowfunniestposts: Watch this whole GIF fuck FUCK That’s some sad shit this….this made me tear up a little bit…. I haven’t seen this in SUCH a long time OH MY GOD. Such a tear jerker!! what a funny blog Ugh. Shit. Tears.
Mr. Newsman - Maximo Shut the fuck up Bowmore and let me tell you about motherfucking Maximo. I tried playing this piece of shit with my Best Friend, now this guy had beaten the shit out of the game, but when I was trying to get him to help me with it
wowfunniestposts: Watch this whole GIF fuck FUCK That’s some sad shit this….this made me tear up a little bit…. I haven’t seen this in SUCH a long time OH MY GOD. Such a tear jerker!! what a funny blog
hashmon3y: hotbabysitter: This girl hooked up with tree at Ultra 2012 ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME Tell me what drugs you have to take to be this fucked up holy fucking shit I never want to be on this level
kaliforhnia: why do people fuck with other people’s feelings its not ok its not right this bothers me so fucking much holy shit why get someone’s hopes up and then bam u leave stop treating good people like they’re a piece of shit.
rape-angel:I wanna be forced to get drunk and high by a sweet protecting person who’ll rape me when I’m fucked up
This is me with just about half of the shit that’s popping up on my dash as of late. Tumblr, ENTERTAIN me. Don’t FUCKING annoy me.
thedenimofrose: “Never cruel or cowardly. Never give up. Never give in.” In the 61st century, the Shadow Proclamation recruits a group of women from different periods to form an elite squad: the Department of Objective and Covert Temporal Oversight
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: vivelaenjolrass: 10thcloctor: THIS IS THE CUTEST SHIT IN THE UNIVERSE SHUT THE FUCK UP OH MY FUCKING GOD. THIS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING EVER. My cat totally does this to me in the mornings…I think it’s her way of waking
savarend replied to your post: What if I just never put up my fic online ever… fucking shem bullshit i’m so mad do you want me to look into whether or not archive staff will deal with this shit? Zane already contacted the staff about getting
shorthalt: shorthalt: not to sound like a baby boomer or some other bullshit but the internet really has given children access to things they absolutely should not see. i just heard my ten year old brother make a daddy joke. this really has to stop.
sbrueggen: drunkenbruises: kentuckynightmare: cats are the shit cats are so fucking funny, this cheered me up so much The one with the takeout box looks like its trying to take flight
pikminchick:phantom-ofthe-troyler: DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE TELL ME THAT SCHOOL ISN’T HARD I KNOW YOU’RE GROWN UP I KNOW YOU ARE MY PARENT I KNOW YOU’VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH THIS PART OF LIFE BUT SCHOOL HAS GOTTEN HARDER AND HARDER AND HARDER AND
wake-up-kid: runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight: ahorsecalledhonour: fixthefisherking: banjaxed: nightlifemingus: nosdrinker: hypnotiqradiance: If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr. are you fucking kidding me pixar puts
okay seeing minors posting shit about kink or in anyway involved with kink makes my skin crawl… if you’re under 18 unfollow me asap.
pussy-and-pizzza: I guess I get to have my usual rant early. This goes to my fellas, if you buy the shiny car , the latest kicks , and big jewelry to suck women in YOUS A FUCKING LAME. It’s not foreign to me “women dress up for themselves” I understand
shinykari:madmaudlingoes:bropakpro:touch-my-cuboner: zecretary: zecretary: the stereotype that women talk more than men is infinitely amusing to me because men are literally incapable of shutting the fuck up i hope this post gets popular enough that
thehighpriestofreverseracism: coronercountesstupointoh: thehighpriestofreverseracism: Y’ALL just what in the fresh hell is this shit y'all got me FUCKED UP something is getting fried alright…..and it’s the person responsible.prepare the electric
nowthatswhaticallshipping: casthesass: Omg I just fucking cried and I’m not even in this fandom waht have you done to me you little shits
demoncest: i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye
haydenrodgers: just-another-calamity: are you fucking kidding me This is the single most hilarious film I’ve ever seen. Literally everything of Batman’s is labelled as bat [name of thing]. When they go into the bat lab I lost my shit because EVERYTHING
femmeanddangerous: ashazzminscreed: omfgcate: dqdbpb: we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means? #ITS GONNA BE MAY HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!? FOUR YEARS AND I STILL LOSE MY SHIT EVERY TIME
xkanyeinterruptedmex:my-chemical-homestuck:explosives-b: sozziesocks: She’s fourteen, and she already feels like shit for being born white and cis. Fuck tumblr. this makes me sad more than anything. The fact that people feel guilty for existing is
drunkenbruises: kentuckynightmare: cats are the shit cats are so fucking funny, this cheered me up so much
whinecraft: risk-k: No girl can’t have enough Oji-san. 8D r u shitting me for real
So apparently all adult content will be off this site by Dec 17th.Fuck that shit. Why is everyone so afraid of sex?? Anyways…I hear there’s something called PillowFort. So I’ll be jumping over there. Hit me up if you want to know my
undercover-hussy: So apparently all adult content will be off this site by Dec 17th. Fuck that shit. Why is everyone so afraid of sex?? Anyways…I hear there’s something called PillowFort. So I’ll be jumping over there. Hit me up if you want to
acrasai: glassses: cafemusaiin: glassses: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. THIS IS SO NASTY. WHAT IS THIS STRANGELY SHAPED, HI RES FUCKED UP PIECE OF SHIT. SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME THIS DISGUSTING MASS OF WHAT THE FUCK EVER THIS EVEN IS.
dirkshead: kordova: seerofbuttcheeks: fucking zoo tycoon holy shit suck it up orca 167 THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY TO ME
This school gets more annoying everytime. I just want to tranfer out of here. Stop telling me where the hell khyron is, I dont give to flying fucks about him. Nor does any other girl. Okay. Shit. Just shut the fuck up and shove a cock in your mouth.
extremeexhib: welhornywolfie:I love getting naked in risky places, just a real shame a load of horned up guys did not come in and group fuck me!! HOLY SHIT! THIS FUCKER IS CRAZY!
bundleofrhetoric: onceawarrioralwaysawarrior: were-theluckyones: Holy shit oops. sexually frustrated 24/7. Forever anxious and jealous…. the moral of this story is someone should fuck me before I blow up
Today has been a fucked up mess in some ways and in others, just another ordinary day, which is a sad thing to realize. This will hopefully be posted just after midnight tonight because Tumblr is a very numbing and friendly experience such that I hit
coalgxld:ayejiahchillout: fish-dinner-connoisseur: soca-king:biracial-queen:loverrtits:alexiiagomez:I dare you.® 💯 I ain’t even short but this is so me 😢 lol talk so much shit knowing I could get fucked up As long as you know 😏 ayejiahchillout
goodgiirlgonegr8: thehighpriestofreverseracism: coronercountesstupointoh: thehighpriestofreverseracism: Y’ALL just what in the fresh hell is this shit y'all got me FUCKED UP something is getting fried alright…..and it’s the person responsible.
neptunain: [bottles up feelings and lets them age for 10 years like a fine wine]
I’m babysitting ur feelings forgot to check on my own feelings. I do this shit ever time u come around I press my feelings for u to only care about ur self. I woke up n realized how pissed I am. U mad at me for fucking some bitch on my room floor at
I was scared of committing to u that I fucked the shit up before it started. I do that sometimes and idk y Ig my last relationship scared me. Took a lot out of me and this dating shit is hard been played n ghosted too many times. My heart has a wall up.
glassses: cafemusaiin: glassses: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. THIS IS SO NASTY. WHAT IS THIS STRANGELY SHAPED, HI RES FUCKED UP PIECE OF SHIT. SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME THIS DISGUSTING MASS OF WHAT THE FUCK EVER THIS EVEN IS. WHY DO THINGS
stalkingyermom: obeselatina: fucking hell Kidnapper: I have your son.Mother: [talking loudly] Let me talk to him please.Kidnapper: [holds the phone]Mother: [Shouting] TE DIJE QUE LAVARAS LOS PLATOS, ES UN COCHINERO. (I told you to do the dishes, this
mitunas-choice-rump: becominginspired: Are you fucking kidding me imagine going to pick this shit up and you can’t i’d get so pissed omg
#this makes me think of like #The Hangover or some shit #like they just wake up in a forest #We fucked up. #they lost clint #he’s supposed to be marrying natasha in the morning #but they fucking lost him #at one point steve remembers he got
tradethugdc: cuntriboi: mistabangcock: royalpain24: Talk about murder, Nobody could ever fuck me like this He’s a beast! Shit I started to get up and make him dinner! Put the kids to bed!
mintyfuckingfresh: idontwannabesued: fuckyeahcomicsbaby: “The Ride” by Rodolphe Guenoden HOLD THE FUCK UP I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE A CUTE STORY AND THEY WERE JUST HAVIN FUN RIDING BIKES BUT SHIT
mrwatchmework: watchme202: 💡🎥🎬💧💦🌊 am I the only nigga into this shit 😻💧💧don’t judge me She sprayed my ass down and fuck up the 🎥🎥 but the show must go on 💡🎥🎬💦💧🌊🌊
mishasminions: papawolfie: miss-lady-bird: modificationnotmutilation: biodiverseed: “We live. We die. And in between, we garden.” Fuck So beautiful. :’s shit…. SCROLLING THROUGH THIS WAS LIKE WATCHING THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES OF UP
domnator2: What are you talkin’ about, this shit here makes your wife’s pussy feel like sandpaper, motherfucker, now shut up and fuck me, bitch.
ayesurfsup: reharmings: I don’t need a perfect relationship. I just need someone who won’t give up on me. this mother fucking shit
frankoceanssidehoe: whitelivesmatter1: frankoceanssidehoe: my friends took nice pictures of me This is one pretty negro literally I can’t do shit without white people fucking it up
goopy-amethyst: droosy: for the gamethyst bomb!! an au where ruby and sapphire are the kindergarten gems droosy, ur always awesome but… YOU REALLY SHINED WITH THIS ONE
ughhh so this guy i liked and was trying to get to know him abit.. ended up being straight.. sooooo disappointed.. but at least i got a slight look of his lower back and abit of crack when he bent over in front of me when he dropped something…
the-fandoms-are-cool: staystaystays: tristanns: What Guys Look For In Girls by Savannah Brown - a response by to Nash Grier’s “What Guys Look For In Girls” video THIS GIRL LITERALLY JUST PUMPED ME UP SO MUCH HOLY SHIT LIKE I WANNA GO FUCKING
![haydenrodgers: just-another-calamity: are you fucking kidding me This is the single most hilarious film I’ve ever seen. Literally everything of Batman’s is labelled as bat [name of thing]. When they go into the bat lab I lost my shit because EVERYTHING](https://64.media.tumblr.com/b50324eddb3b30d26601ae68790dc788/tumblr_mtyber33II1r8a8sio1_250.gif)
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![stalkingyermom: obeselatina: fucking hell Kidnapper: I have your son.Mother: [talking loudly] Let me talk to him please.Kidnapper: [holds the phone]Mother: [Shouting] TE DIJE QUE LAVARAS LOS PLATOS, ES UN COCHINERO. (I told you to do the dishes, this](https://64.media.tumblr.com/avatar_95be577384f9_128.png){kind=avatar}
