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I had a really stressful dream last night that I got blackout drunk and then found out everything that happened and had flashbacks like a cut seen in a movie. I woke up in the dream and looked at my phone and found out I posted my face on Tumblr, posted
perilous-pursuit-of-perfection:2 years ago today, I typed up some flirty message to this hot guy on tumblr. I figured hey, what did I have to lose, right? Worst thing that happens is he ignores me and life goes on. Who would’ve thought that message
perilous-pursuit-of-perfection: 2 years ago today, I typed up some flirty message to this hot guy on tumblr. I figured hey, what did I have to lose, right? Worst thing that happens is he ignores me and life goes on. Who would’ve thought that message
vampireapologist: idk if I’ve posted about this before but by far the strangest things that’s happened to me in retail was the time someone’s total came out to my birth-year and I said “hey! that’s the year I was born!” and then the next
tigre75: Tigre75 and that is just the kind of thing that would happen to cheeky little me
juicyjacqulyn: porcelain-horse-horselain: THIS IS LITERALLY A THING THAT HAPPENS THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME MORE THAN ONCE THIS SUMMER I AM NOT JOKING IN THE LEAST Good
triceracroptops:actual thing that happened: starbucks dude: can I have your name? me: claire. starbucks dude: that’s a pretty name. do you have a number to go with it? me, as I visibly text: no, I don’t own a phone.
lolimreallygay:triceracroptops:actual thing that happened:starbucks dude: can I have your name?me: claire.starbucks dude: that’s a pretty name. do you have a number to go with it?me, as I visibly text: no, I don’t own a phone.iconic
lolimreallygay: triceracroptops: actual thing that happened: starbucks dude: can I have your name?me: claire.starbucks dude: that’s a pretty name. do you have a number to go with it?me, as I visibly text: no, I don’t own a phone. iconic
triceracroptops: actual thing that happened: starbucks dude: can I have your name? me: claire. starbucks dude: that’s a pretty name. do you have a number to go with it? me, as I visibly text: no, I don’t own a phone.
triceracroptops: actual thing that happened:starbucks dude: can I have your name?me: claire.starbucks dude: that’s a pretty name. do you have a number to go with it?me, as I visibly text: no, I don’t own a phone.
nuka-rockit:One of the most unsettling things that ever happened to me in a bethesda game was when I murdered that one priestess of Talos in Riften because I was bored but then I felt bad about it, so I reloaded my quicksave and when I walked up to her
csevet: perissologist: lego-joker: Dick Grayson, following in a fine family tradition. romani-american richard grayson beating the shit out of a bunch of skinheads is the best thing that’s ever happened to me what a fine day to remember that the
tofumotherfucker: juicyjacqulyn: porcelain-horse-horselain: THIS IS LITERALLY A THING THAT HAPPENS THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME MORE THAN ONCE THIS SUMMER I AM NOT JOKING IN THE LEAST Good not only would I immediately lose interest in you, but I would
lolimreallygay: triceracroptops:actual thing that happened:starbucks dude: can I have your name?me: claire.starbucks dude: that’s a pretty name. do you have a number to go with it?me, as I visibly text: no, I don’t own a phone. iconic
monica-geller: None of the amazing things that have happened to me in the last ten years would have happened if it wasn’t for you.
“You were the best thing that ever happened to me there. You were my person” now that’s a message you don’t expect to get from someone you thought hated you and ignored you…. Wow.
You know that saying… “you don’t know what you got till it’s gone” Yeah that’s been happening to me alot, I try not to take things and people for granted, I didn’t think I did… Apparently I’m wrong.
gallifreyanturtles: juicyjacqulyn: porcelain-horse-horselain: THIS IS LITERALLY A THING THAT HAPPENS THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME MORE THAN ONCE THIS SUMMER I AM NOT JOKING IN THE LEAST Good A completely acceptable reaction.
tayllorswifts: To win female artist is incredible, because one of the best things that has happened to me in the last year is that I’ve surrounded myself with incredible women. And in the music video we just showed you tonight, there are so many
vampireapologist: vampireapologist: idk if I’ve posted about this before but by far the strangest things that’s happened to me in retail was the time someone’s total came out to my birth-year and I said “hey! that’s the year I was born!”
inlovesuggest: when i say “i love you” it’s not out of habit, it’s to remind you that you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me
always-stay-in-chastity: 4 months in, that still hasn’t happened to me. Makes me wonder if that is even a thing
Spiders-Man, AKA the Cluster of Spiders who act as their universes Spiderman……………. With all the Spider multiverse stuff that happens, you can`t tell me that Peter wouldn`t get some multiverse help to prank Wade at least once. Like Wade would
