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verycooltrash: heh, welcome to the real world snowflake [says something that would get their shit smacked into 2099 literally anywhere that’s not their bedroom]
beetledrink: taakoenchilada: beetledrink: beetledrink: stick a capri sun straw into a hot pocket or don’t, i’m not a cop sounds like something a cop would say the only people less qualified to be an authority figure than i am are actual cops
firesuperstar:I had this dream that for some reason Mcdonalds was giving out Gorillaz toys to celebrate the new album and they would say things if u pressed a button like any good Mcdonalds toy and they were all nice except the Murdoc one said something
prettypapaya: sounds like something a vampire would say
bigmysteriousmoon: sleepjeans: I feel like ppl who write fanfic don’t realize how big 3 fingers is that sounds like something a quitter would say
ask-vanven-roommates: Ventus: “oh, I thought you would say something mean—“ Vanitas: “shut up” @darkangelwitch
morgueresident: liftedandgiftedd: that “you’re always invited” stuff doesn’t work for me you have to personally invite me or else I’ll feel like I’m showing up uninvited Sounds like something a vampire would say
millie-tant: I mean, I’m not calling you a liar Windows, but that sounds like something someone who’d fucked about with my files would say
kvotheunkvothe: that sounds like something the wife of the Zodiac Killer would say
scotchtapeofficial: sounds like something a weird man would say
someth1ngpersonal: morgueresident: liftedandgiftedd: that “you’re always invited” stuff doesn’t work for me you have to personally invite me or else I’ll feel like I’m showing up uninvited Sounds like something a vampire would say Little
exceptionals: sounds like something a peeing butterfly would say
bigeisamazing: *at Starbucks* *sees classmate boyfriend out kissing on some other woman* *would say something but I remember she didn’t let me copy her notes* “that’s clearly not any of my business”
sagittariuswonderlanddonut: Something Gemini, Leo, Virgo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn and Aquarius would say.
edgebug: tricksterer: my ex is still logged into twitter on my phone i could be cliche and tweet ‘I’m a DOUCHEEE lol’ no instead every few days i will tweet something he would totally say but he will never remember tweeting it slowly the slightly
catchersintherye: my ex is still logged into twitter on my phone i could be cliche and tweet ‘I’m a DOUCHEEE lol’ no instead every few days i will tweet something he would totally say but he will never remember tweeting it slowly the slightly
elkaydee: skank-182: thiswhiteamericanlife: I’m pretty sure I would say yes to a lot of things if offered a puppy with a sticky note stuck to it that said something about that thing which I am being asked for. i’d go to prom with a puppy too
californiaa-lovee: wolf-shawty: Was wondering when this nigga would say something. LOL
sjsunga: if only somebody would say something like this to me then i’d stop thinking of attempting of ending my life.
brothasoul: is this supposed to make him look bad or something the second gif happened at 4am i would say the same thing to someone camping outside my house at 4am pointing a video camera at me
exceptionals: cryjerk: do people actually put thought into zodiac posts or do people just randomly write down what soap the signs are sounds like something an exfoliating citrus soap would say
president-abraham-lincoln: yourmomstwitter: To be fair, this does sound like something Lincoln would have said I did say this once, to Mr. Seward, who can’t grow any facial hair to save his life.
squid-ichorous: debatable literally something a serpent with tiny claws and/or legs would say
mrasmus: thisistheupside: WE DO NOT HAVE A DINOSAUR Sounds like something somebody with a dinosaur would say.
firefly-flashes: Every night, I hear it in my dreams. When I wake in the middle of the night it seems close enough to touch, but just beyond my ability to hear. Every time I read posts of words that sound like something I think he would say, I hear the
strawberryfields444ever: squid-ichorous: debatable literally something a serpent with tiny claws and/or legs would say Tsk tsk
andrewjacksonjihads:chalriepace:humansofnewyork:“So do you sell drugs?” “No I’m only five” #sounds like something a drug dealer would say this child is maybe 2, at most
ukecchi: oKAY SO THIS PANEL GOT ME OKAY YMIR STARTED TALKING AND MY HEART WAS BEATING REALLY FAST BECAUSE I REALLY EXPECTED THAT SHE WOULD SAY SOMETHING JUST WHEN YMIR SPILLS OUT SHIT AND TELLS EREN SOME CLUE REINER SHOUTS AND EXTENDS ALL OF OUR WAIT
asskawa: Ushijima reminds me of those people you have to explain jokes to and then don’t even laugh after. Or the kind who ruin jokes by saying something stupid like “what..that’s impossible, chickens don’t cross roads they live on farms”
gr0-ve: something someone on drugs would say ! (me)
maximumbuttitude: sounds like something a black hole would say
wholockian-221b: Bill Hazeldine, you cute fucker. Why do I imagine this is something Hiddles would actually say?
#I JUST FIND IT SO FUNNY THAT HE ACTUALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS SOMETHING ROSE WOULD PLAUSIBLY SAY TO HIM
mangocas: #the thing about this is how intensely he asks ‘Where?’ #as if if Sam said ‘In the rec room’ or something Cas would immediately demand to be taken to it #’You can leave us now Sam’ he says once he has the soft ball of fur in his
“I did see “The Winter Soldier” as a “tragic” figure, but you can’t play that, you know. It’s not something that you can really use. Me as an outsider looking at a character like that I would say tragic, yes. Me as the actor kind of playing
chalriepace: humansofnewyork: “So do you sell drugs?” “No I’m only five” #sounds like something a drug dealer would say
dualpaperbags: debatable sounds like something a serpent with tiny claws or legs would say
I can’t wait to change out my nipple barbells for something cuter. I’ve had them in for 7 months and they are practically healed (I would say they need one more month.) Most nipple piercings take anywhere from 6 months to a year to heal.
chalriepace:humansofnewyork: “So do you sell drugs?” “No I’m only five” #sounds like something a drug dealer would say
lalondes: humansofnewyork: “So do you sell drugs?” “No I’m only five” #sounds like something a drug dealer would say
nobody-stays: isabelfeye: abbreviateddaylight: Right now babe. Something my boyfriend would say
eyebrowgod: prettypapaya: sounds like something a vampire would say “I am not a vampire hahaha”“Pharrell…we never asked if you were a vampire…”
eyebrowgod: prettypapaya: sounds like something a vampire would say “I am not a vampire hahaha” “Pharrell…we never asked if you were a vampire…” He said All Lives Matter and aged a good 500 years tho
😂😂😂😂 Sounds like something my mom would say - funnier because I actually call her the “dream killer.” by wendyfiore
benjiscloset: itsstuckyinmyhead: javeliner: hang on, wait a second oh my godand my favorite part(x)Someone also wrote a response to this article here sounds like something a butthurt fedora-wearing neckbeard would say
alfrikskinks: kittensplayground: This kinkysuzy Something my Doll would say
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