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caringsuggestion:Not everything happens for a reason. Some things happen purely because evil exists in the world. That did not happen to you because you deserved it. It didn’t happen to you because you needed to learn a lesson. There are lessons you
caringsuggestion: Not everything happens for a reason. Some things happen purely because evil exists in the world. That did not happen to you because you deserved it. It didn’t happen to you because you needed to learn a lesson. There are lessons you
sketchedatrocities: Lotta of weird things happened to Steven this Stevenbomb. Man it sure is great to be topical and on time. Addendum: I hear that people think that I changed the Onion scene to porn and not his birth-tape. Not that this affects
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: creamteasandjammydodgers: if this scene isn’t in The Winter Soldier I will protest I can think of no good or valid reason why this should not be a thing that totally happens in the movie O.O
fuckyeah-nerdery: ramoorebooks: sixpenceee: lovely-sweetie: sixpenceee: Hey sorry, couldn’t ft the full list in here, so click here for it Remember these are just possible things that may or may not happen. This list serves as a theoretical list.
itssofluffy-im-gonna-die: threepac: You’re in a room. It’s locked. There is a television on every wall. On those televisions are videos of embarrassing things that have happened to you. The volume of every television is not on an even number
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puppysteves: Whatever happens tomorrow, you must promise me one thing. That you will stay who you are, not a perfect soldier, but a good man.
bittersuggestion: It’s not the worse thing that could possibly happen to me
crystalsoulslayer: Actual things that actually happen on Star Trek. This is not a blooper.(As always with my gifs, want, take, have, use, enjoy.) [x]
audre-w: lolepopenon: podunkmouse: lolepopenon: Sweden is pretty confused rn First we had the terrible thing that didn’t happen And now everyone is confused as to who this is? Because Nils Bildt is not a Swedish defense and national security
weaselle:greatmountainfloofsquatch:songsofwaterandnight:gaymageclub:peetbools:peetbools:peetbools:i love when you’re talking to someone who’s not from florida and you just casually mention a thing that only happens in Florida and it ruins their whole
turnipfritters:cuntmunism:weaselle:greatmountainfloofsquatch:songsofwaterandnight:gaymageclub:peetbools:peetbools:peetbools:i love when you’re talking to someone who’s not from florida and you just casually mention a thing that only happens in Florida
phantasticphil:YO, PERTH PEOPLE, HERE’S A THING THAT’S NOW HAPPENING.I’m sadly still in the process of trying to convince my parents but if you’re rad enough, there are a bunch of cats in need of homes, and for free! So why not consider this?
modestxwolves: IMPORTANT THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED IN THE LAST 6 HOURS: Obama is president. Romney is not. Marijuana is legalized in Colorado. Tammy Baldwin, first openly gay senator. Gay marriage is legal in Maryland, Minnesota and Maine.
maverikloki: itssofluffy-im-gonna-die: threepac: You’re in a room. It’s locked. There is a television on every wall. On those televisions are videos of embarrassing things that have happened to you. The volume of every television is not on an
dereksheart: There are two things that can happen tonight: Leonardo Dicaprio is going to win the Oscar Leonardo Dicaprio is not going to win the Oscar and both times tumblr will go nuts and I will enjoy every minute of it
wiccateachings: I am the one with the wild eyes. I am the one that strange things seem to happen around. I am the one who knows things before they happen. My roots are deep within Nature. My heart is a thousand years old. I am not like other people.
eathons: Whatever happens tomorrow, you must promise me one thing. That you will stay who you are, not a perfect soldier, but a good man.
thecarltonbanksexperience: i think communismkills asking for 贄k a year for her to shut the hell up is one of the funniest things that’s ever happened in all of history. but it’s not haha laugh out loud kinda funny. it’s like you just kind of
kannibalenkitten: hugealienpie: sweaterkittensahoy: gotalittlebowonit: if you dont believe in god thats fine but when extremely horrible things have happened and people are praying for the lost souls of children, it is not the time to speak up. it
zaku-too: officialtomselleck: weirdrussians: It’s a pine fall day today in Russia. Things just happen in Russia in a unique way that I’m not sure can ever be explained. Like how a fucking meteor landed in the middle of the Russian wilderness and
FAVORITE MOVIES » Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)↳”Whatever happens tomorrow you must promise me one thing. That you will stay who you are. Not a perfect soldier, but a good man.”
I want you to listen to me very carefully, Harry. You are not a bad person. You’re a very good person, who bad things have happened to. We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That’s who we really
btmegan: youmightbealesbianif: pachycephalosarah: Both photos are of the same girls. They just so happened to have fallen in love. While I try not to reblog things that I’ve reblogged here before, I can’t help but do this one again. OMG THE CUTEST!
Everything in high school seems like the most important thing that’s ever happened in your life. It’s not. You’ll get out of high school and you never see those people again. All the people who torment and press you won’t make a difference in
youmightbealesbianif: pachycephalosarah: Both photos are of the same girls. They just so happened to have fallen in love. While I try not to reblog things that I’ve reblogged here before, I can’t help but do this one again. OMG THE CUTEST!
threepac: You’re in a room. It’s locked. There is a television on every wall. On those televisions are videos of embarrassing things that have happened to you. The volume of every television is not on an even number.
claudiaeleanora: youmightbealesbianif: pachycephalosarah: Both photos are of the same girls. They just so happened to have fallen in love. While I try not to reblog things that I’ve reblogged here before, I can’t help but do this one again. OMG
timelordy-teganbreann: littleulvar: i’m not sure what happened but it did this is a good thing that has been done
213990234-deactivated20201005: get to know me meme: {1/5} ships: Damon and Elena ↳”You are, by far, the greatest thing that has ever happened to me in my 173 years on this Earth. I get to die knowing I was loved- not just by anyone-
suchawildecard: “For a star to be born, there is one thing that must happen: a gaseous nebula must collapse. So collapse. Crumble. This is not your destruction. This is your birth.” n.t.
I wish things were different, but everything happens for a reason. So I guess, things are going this way for the better and it'll hurt now, but later on I'll look back and realize that things happened for me to be happy - not sad.
pumpkanes: Whatever happens tomorrow you must promise me one thing: that you will stay who you are. Not a perfect soldier, but a good man.
pythag0ras: im-not-ofuckingkay: If you love harry potter you will enjoy this. 1.reblog this 2.click the picture of snape 3.enjoy Oh dear god. OH MY GOD SCREAMING CALL 911 BEST THING THAT FUCKING HAPPENED ON TUMBLR! I AM FUCKING SCREAMING!!!!! oh my
Male customers always get so offended when I offer to help carry things to their cars. Bro, I’m not trying to emasculate your ass, I’m just doing my job. Half the time these jerkoffs don’t wanna get dirty, but they’d still rather
Co-worker is creepy leering at me, so I ask what he wants, and he says he wants to kiss me. I pull out my pepper spray and tell him that he better watch out. Why do these things happen to me…
scribblefish: bigsweatyclock: get-in-my-tardis: athomewithbellatrix: This is the most beautiful thing that could happen by accident on tumblr. not an accident at all.. This is so perfect Oh, my heart…
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hatetobedatguy: I’m not saying this is the best thing that’s ever happened but it’s top 10
tonypietro: whatever happens tomorrow, you must promise me one thing. that you will stay who you are. not a perfect soldier, but a good man.
amaranthdesires:Funniest thing about being me a trans woman, constantly wanting needing desire to be filled and fucked knowing It’ll never happen 💖 🎀 Not all bad since can’t get pregnant but not like that would happen anyway 🙃
microcage:imownedbyher:denial-permanente:And the plot thickens Cumming in the cage can happen and you may not feel a thing, that’s the epitome of frustrating 😩
nixx-stuff: For all sissies, sucking other people’s raw cocks, swallowing real hot sperms, drinking hot pee, get slapped, spanked, pinched, kicked and fucked hard is inevitable. All these things will happen to any sissy. It’s not that people don’t
positivelypresent: A little reminder via last year’s St. Patrick’s Day post. 🌈🍀💕 Sometimes not getting what you want is the luckiest thing that can happen to you. https://ift.tt/2Y1Y3WW
lindaspark: Don’t ever deny yourself a chance at your dreams. We’re all meant for great things, but not everyone believes that can happen.
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