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“No, sir, I don’t think you understand. You REALLY want to buy this energy drink. Like, when I drink it, I get all fuzzy an’ happy and it makes my titties grow real big, but when a Daddy like you drinks it, he gets all focused and hard
“Can you explain the whole belly button thing? Like, when cleaning my belly button with a q-tip, I get a weird sensation - but it’s not necessarily bad or good. But I’ve read guys and girls both get it. So. Explain?” I do not
aliciastein: bethannelovescock: aliciastein: I really hope everyone likes this video. Sorry for the quality but I spent a lot of time trying to get it under 100meg for tumblr. It was originally a 30 min video and had to get to under 6 min. But anyway
aliciastein: aliciastein: I really hope everyone likes this video. Sorry for the quality but I spent a lot of time trying to get it under 100meg for tumblr. It was originally a 30 min video and had to get to under 6 min. But anyway this is the shortened
onetedswift: I write a lot of songs about love and I think that’s because to me love seems like this huge complicated thing. But it seems like every once in a while, two people get it figured out, two people get it right. And so I think the rest of
the-ejaculatorium: Eli likes his buddy Tristan, but he also knows how he likes his cock sucked, so if he has to force it a bit to get the lips to meet his pubes and balls, he does it. Sure, Tristan will do some gagging, but he’ll get over it.
cartoonyafterdark: the VOICE of Lapis Lazuli liked/faved my halloween pic on twitter IM *lies down* it just…it really makes me so happy because like lapis lazuli has always been a top fav of mine so getting a like from her VA is like getting
I have a bad habit of avoiding watching the finales of stuff I really like/is important to me, like it took me years to get around to watching the last episode of Wonderfalls and I still have not finished the last season of Psych despite watching it while
chattelprod: “Daddy made me get the paw print tattoos after he got me ‘fixed…’ it hurt at first, but I’m used to it now. My ‘other cunt’ didn’t like the big toys at first, but it stretched just like daddy said it would. Daddy lets me
vent: how do artists like, not drive themselves crazy? you either can’t think of anything at all despite really reaally wanting to, or you think of a million super desirable things but can barely get through one. Like can i just finish this one freakin
I used to be crazy into anal play & did it frequently but I haven’t rlly done much in like a year or two & wow it’s hard to get back into. Like I pick up a big plug I used to fit thinking it’ll be easy BUT NO????? MY POOR BUM
I’m gonna treat myself and get my hair done but I can’t decide if I should be sensible and stay blonde or get peachy hair! I want pink hair so bad but it’s hard to maintain
hyrude: accidentally bought whole milk for the very first time and used it in my cereal… milk lovers? i get it now. i didnt get it before bc skim milk tastes like weird white water but now i get it. it’s like using melted ice cream as broth. it’s
I’m actually really pissed about my phone lmao… my luck has been crappppp lately and this ruined my hold tbh.. But you know what? I’m gonna do what I do best when I’m stressedI’m gonna drink a hella ton of soda, get all clean and looking
im pretty sure i’ve made my fb a safeplace for me to wander around but sometimes i still get some asshole in my newsfeed talking about how “bisexuality is not real/ doesnt exist”and it makes me SO ANGRY like, i should know better and try not to
ifuckrainbows: deeecccc: Got to get back to looking like this again. It’s hard work but it is worth it in the end. 2 stone i put on in months. Hope to look like this by May at least! I’ve put this up not for attention but for a bit of encouragement
crimewave420: notillegalporn: dommes/daddies who don’t get excited over things their submissive/little gets excited over are meanies. like “daddy, I drew this picture” it shouldn’t be “ok that’s nice” it should be “OH MY GOODNESS!!
cobaltrose:Twenty otps [1/20]: Wolf x Scarlet | The Lunar Chronicles by Marissa Meyer “Can I ask you a question?” His eyes swept over to her. “It’s not about hacking security systems, is it?” She blinked. “Of course not.” “Then fine.”
swrredhead: That is very nice, very nice, sucking it so softly and pretty, getting it all wet, but I want more, you get down on it, come on, get right on it, show me, show me how you like to suck my cock deep down your throat. Good boy, get it wet
jimmymundell replied to your photo “this is my “why do I live in the northeast if I hate snow?” face” I hope everyone up there is okay like I’m in MN but if you’re not used to huge amounts of snow it’s gonna be a nightmare. I
truthbetheoreos:Rewatching a show where you know two characters get together but they don’t know it yet is such a fucking power trip tbh, like haha you two goofballs get married in like three years but yes keep acting like this is a strictly professional
Every couple of weeks it’s like a bunch of new fans in the tag see “So Many Birthdays” for the first time and its cool to see folks post their thoughts about it. It’s just funny to me because it’s always that episode that
I still have a headache like I’ve had for the past few days. Everyone else in the house has been getting sick so I’m assuming this is just me getting sick too and the only symptom I have is a headache or something. It does feel like a sick
*loud frustrated sighing* people get annoyed if I watch a show without them but if I wait for them they dick around for hours like I know -you- don’t care about watching it as it airs but you know I do and you’re not even trying to get here
I get these… I’m not sure what you’d call them, a sort of muscle spasm that’s kind of like a really violent shiver. It feels kind of like a lightning bolt down my spine and its a whole body jerk (like, I can usually feel it right before it
I need to get something like a spinner ring or fidget toy (like a necklace or something attached to my wrist). I’ve always kind of wanted one, because I fidget a lot so the idea of having something expressly for that is appealing, but lately its seeming
artemispanthar: I track the Being Human US tag, because it’s a show I like that’s no longer currently running and so doesn’t get a lot of use but when it does I like to check it out but the way tumblr’s ‘recommended post from tag’ feature
dragonageconfessions: CONFESSION: I know it’ll probably never happen, but I wish Origins and DA2 would get and HD port for the PS4. DA2’s my favourite but setting up my PS3 is a hassle and I never feel like doing it.
wizardpostsdotorg:cursed ring but the “curse” is that it’s just a biiiit too tight so when you try to take it off you get kinda scared that you’ll never get it off but like it’s fine it comes off eventually
aodong: Noiz remembering Koujaku’s birthday every year but always giving him gag gifts like arthritis cream, a cane, Metamucil, etc. And every year it’s the same reaction: Koujaku throws the gift at him, but Noiz dodges it and says he’s getting
onehornyworld: It looks like I dont have arms :/ And, I know I might get a lot of messages for saying this (and please believe me im not fishing for complements) but I dont like my pussy, It just looks so weird. I feel like my labia is too big… but
wsbuckybarnes: vengerturtle: #omg tony’s face #he’s like shit i don’t get it #quick look at him does he get it #okay good he doesn’t get it either #psh i’m a genius of course he doesn’t get it no but guys thunder follows lightning they
I don’t never want to self-diagnose. But sometimes I feel like I definitely do have all these like mental issues I guess. like I am 100% have anxiety and I probably do get depression sometimes or depressed or whatever it should be called but my
I’m supposed to get up early to go to the bank to get a new debit card (hopefully)… But I can’t sleep ;n;
I don’t sleep much these days My eyes are tired, but I’m not likely to comply There’s a space in my mind But your no longer occupying that space It ain’t easy to fill it with memories Actually it gets harder everyday But, thats
letsfucktillthesunscomesup: isaw-yourgh0st: I had my tattoo touched up a week ago and it’s pealed nicely i like it now i would never get such a tattoo but I kinda like it
nerdyfangirlme: thetrippytrip: bellygangstaboo: man i dont just “like” hearing about shit like this. I love it! they get 28 years but a rapist gets 3 months.. ^^^Yay for the racists getting punished but… Reminds you how fucked up the criminal
spahck: it makes me really sad when people have bad teachers because then you get people who are like “god i hate physics so much” but it’s because nobody’s explaining it well and they don’t get it. like they could have become passionate about
shesaminx: wifes-sir: One thing Minx doesnt like is getting her hair pulled. So I try not to do it. I still manage to get my hands in there and grip it, but never pull on it (at least real hard)…. But fuck there are plenty of times I just want to
myredbike: “Love can get complicated when it shouldn’t. People let all kinds of things mess with it. Some big, some small, but all unnecessary. Love is such a pure feeling. There’s nothing quite like it. But it can so easily get tarnished.
summerscaptions: “Um, so wait. Like, can you explain it again?”“Kim, we don’t have time for this-”“No, I know, I know! It’s just, y’know, I feel like I almost get it, okay?”“Fine. Fine, but then we really need to get you that
mrhentai: To all of those girls who get perverted thoughts in class.~ Even though I’m a guy I can tell it must be frustrating to get wet and do nothing about it just like I get hard and can’t do anything about it. But some girls, like that one above..
ghostwthemost: am i the only one kind of stressed out by stickers? Like I love them but that just means I get them and I love the sticker and I wanna put it on something but I’m like…. okay but what if I find a better place to but it later? what
kristenstewartdailys: “Not to make any grand statements but it’s like there’s a kind of common good, there’s a common curiosity. It’s like one step beyond reading. Reading something, you do get to experience it. But as an actor, you get to
Well, I stopped doing it for some dumb reason, but I’ve been thinking about trying to get it back up and running. I’d like to do a patreon, but I feel like I don’t trust myself to be consistent enough to sort of earn it. We’ll see. I really appreciate
chelseylanean: no one understands but honestly, i don’t expect them too. it doesn’t feel like i’m going to get better but it can’t get any worse so things must turn up at some point, right? smh feel your pain, feel just like this and then some….
so the other day I did two things for the first time ever!!! I a) had sex on my period and b) had someone see me not shaven at all which sounds pretty gross put together like that lol but I always dreaded it and we both really wanted to have sex so darfin
braaahhh! it’s like, at first it’s super fun..but then you get the headaches from being too long on the computer/tv and your back/neck hurts from being in the same position and it’s like this is the funnest shit ever, but at the same
i don’t care if people don’t like sylveon but if you think its shitty as in not a good pokemon to battle with then you shouldn’t even play pokemon cause obviously you don’t know how to use it properly, my sylveons are one of the
i have 3 anons who are amethyst birthstones and their opinions on it range from hated it before to love it now and hate it and still hate it, im sorry friends //pet pet
randomslasher: okboyfriend: adhd mood: that feeling when u forgot something but like u Just forgot it so theres this fuzzy place in ur brain where it was 2 seconds ago and u try to grab it but u cant quite get it and its like trying to grab mist oh
the-pepe-of-meme-street: jen-iii: Im honestly trying my best to get super hype about RW*BY again but theyre like…trying real hard it seems to make Ja/une the main character and its like ‘NO!! I came here for the GIRLS, WHERES MAH GIRLS???’ like
npgal:…Ladies…listen up…NO PUSSY is a power trip like none other…try it…you’ll love it …your man will get used to it…but keep up the teasing…and denial…please enjoy our blog….like our pix…reblog them…but please leave our comments
HentaiPorn4u.com Pic- I’m ashamed of my fetish, I really like it but I don’t want too. I get so many conflicting emotions thinking about it like anxiety and pleasure, I know accepting it would probably help but I don’t want too. What
patchworkmurder: clnarmander: Ok I might regeret this but Who ever reblogs this will get a sign based on there blog Like so: If it gets a lot of notes It may take a while, but I will try to get to it Reblog away~ gimme dat sign thingy