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margretqualley: i am always kidding but i am also always serious. do not underestimate me
lilithn: bugeyedfreaks: bugeyedfreaks: synkling: the powerpuff girls’ reboot is lookin’ great Holy shit, you’re not kidding. I thought it was just an edit but this is actually real! EDIT: IT GETS WORSE. HER LEG. Reblogging for the Sunday morning
fullmetalquest: gandalfthegregarious: finalfantasyvii: medakakurokami: now THAT is one good looking WcDonald’s i’ve seen a lot of WcDonald’s in anime, but that is a highly realistically rendered WcDonald’s What the fuck I kid you not it
squided: one time i was really drunk and my friends and i got on an elevator and as i got on i dropped my phone and I am not kidding it started to fall down the hole but it tilted just a little bit, kinda shook halfway down the hole and then popped back
reallyreallyreallytrying: grandad built this house with his bare hands, kids. most people use bricks but not grandad. he thought hands were bricks.
bogleech: exeggcute: satire is “I’m going to take this concept to an extreme or absurd level in order to demonstrate how bizarre/nonsensical/illogical it is” and not “I said something bigoted but just kidding I didn’t really mean it hahaha”
glumshoe: sddnpngn: glumshoe: vintjulep: I FOUND IT vintjulep: Bruh this was me as a kid! Maybe not Seti II but I was absolutely obsessed with mummies for at least 2 years, I even had a pyramid and mummy cake for a birthday! Always asked for books
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:egberts:not to sound like an old bitch but little kids shouldn’t have unlimited access to phones or tablets or the internet in general. they really gotta go play outside and with toys sometimes. you can’t let
zicko:hypotheticalpeople:Guy who got the death penalty but he survived so they just let him leavethis reminds me of a joke. so theres this bulgarian guy right? loves trains, has loved trains since he was a kid. one day, the bulgarian railroad association
niktropolis: every time i remember that harry named one of his kids after snape but not hagrid i actually feel my soul leave this plane of existence for like 20 minutes
rarelove: snaacks: yall let the yodeling kid prosper but not this LEGEND??? ^^↑^^
fozzie:leorio regularly says the f word but NOT around his kids
sweetlikesugahcane:elionking:mimicryisnotmastery: but where are the bloodcurdling screamsthese kids are not me hahahahahahahaha muthafuckin fuck no hahahahahaha What the fuck nigga lmao
alexbelvocal: juugmayne: portraits-of-america: “He’s married and has children, but his wife is crazy. He likes me now, and he got me pregnant. I’m not kidding. You want to see my belly?” New York City, NY I can’t 😂😂😂
leave-tyrone-alone: but the kid is not my son
lxxxve: It’s almost as if it’s not his kid but it’s his suitcase so he keeps going.
huffingtonpost: Watch The Incredible Moment A Colorblind Father Sees The Colors Of His Kids’ Eyes For First TimeWe live in a beautiful and colorful world, but not everyone is able to see it the same way.Opie Hughes, a Pennsylvania dad, has been color
apfelgranate: bogleech: exeggcute: satire is “I’m going to take this concept to an extreme or absurd level in order to demonstrate how bizarre/nonsensical/illogical it is” and not “I said something bigoted but just kidding I didn’t really
teenagealpha: Meet my little brother.And no, he is not kidding. But he’s a great tool when you get dumped or can’t get laid after a night out. View more @ TeenageAlpha
heavenlydaydreams: kinkydaydreams:okay but this butt plug turned me on so much i just used four fingers on myself with no warm up… this is revolutionary not kidding
ask-an-mra-anything: exeggcute: satire is “I’m going to take this concept to an extreme or absurd level in order to demonstrate how bizarre/nonsensical/illogical it is” and not “I said something bigoted but just kidding I didn’t really mean
blondecandyinva: You’ve fantasizes about your wife doing one big black cock and once that’s come to reality you need to see her with more. Two big black cocks are great but it’s not that far of a stretch (pun intended) to have three filling all
dont-fear-thereaper: thefurtrade: tinypi: i’ll be honest i’m not even sure half of these are vines but here we go VINES ARE THERAPY imcrying
sweethoneysunflower: This girl’s ideas does things to me i’m not kidding It’s late. And I’m tired. But there was no way I was going to sleep without fulfilling my need
do-not-open-til-christmas: Have your fun today, Kid, but there will be a price to pay tomorrow. Art by Strangefox
clubkayden: I am wearing this. It’s for a shoot that is porn-y but not porn. First day back! Feels like hell on my feet. The patriarchy thought of high heels. It is holding us down. Fashionable foot-binding if you ask me. I kid.
exeggcute: satire is “I’m going to take this concept to an extreme or absurd level in order to demonstrate how bizarre/nonsensical/illogical it is” and not “I said something bigoted but just kidding I didn’t really mean it hahaha”
today in media class this weird kid who’s really fucking weird couldnt get a button on my computer to work so he was like you can probably do it, you have magic hands. BUT WHY.
blow-rob: when I was in the seventh grade I accidentally got invited to a birthday party but the kid realized he sent me an invite and told me not to come and I was just sadly watching people post on Facebook about how they were getting ready and then
jackryanz: respect that some people dont fucking want kids lol not everybody is either capable of it or has any desire to have them physically i dont care if you like babies make your own babies have fun whatever but i dont see the appeal so dont force
butchjiro: butchjiro: if you’re racist you’re stupid i’m not kidding you could have a college degree in biology or some shit but you’re still stupid and ugly
echosei: themainbitch: No, this is not the average tumblr picture. But that’s okay. This is me and my father. He was hurt in Iraq in 2006. I just wanted to put this out there and show everybody what happens. Live’s are lost, and people get hurt.
It feels like i’m not even sleepy but at the same time i can crash any second now
omg-brunomars: welovethehawaianlion: It Will Rain….. awesome.. I’m not even a fan of twilight but YESSSSSSSSSSSS. :’D i saw this the other day and pissed by pants
justhooligans: brunomars-sars: “Honolulu Mayor Peter Carlisle kept a campaign promise to not sing at every public event he attended, but he had a great time on stage after intermission reading the proclamation designating Friday (December 19th 2010)
mrpase: The uncolored phone booth This is one of my favourite pictures from our London trip. There are so many pictures of those red boxes. But it’s not only the color which makes them so special - look at it objectively. And that’s the reason why
thrustingwithtomlinson: and on the twenty-fourth day of the twelfth month, God said ‘Let there be sass’ but the universe wasn’t sure whether or not he said sass or ass and so then Louis Tomlinson was created.
Let's face it. If you’re not pretty then life is going to be harder for you. People say that personality matters the most and I agree, but the world is shallow. The people who are lucky enough to be born good looking will always be one step ahead. Sucks
finding out Zoella has a tumblr is the best thing i ever found out in my life…. not really, but it’s still exciting.
bbcradioone: someone steal harry styles’ laptop not for secret videos but for his itunes library
The truth is, I am a one of those few people who actually cares when I ask "What's wrong?". The only problem is that usually I have no idea what to say afterwards or how to make it better. I try not to use phrases like "That sucks", or "I'm sorry", but
staystrong-siilvias: attractuve: awkwardjamie: lovemetoinfinity: just-fucking-stay: the way he looks at her……. i wish someone would look at me that way maybe they do, but like Hermione, you’re just not looking. that last comment
trolliweirdlyawesome: Can you handle level weird? No you can’t. Just kidding…but probably not.
shmurdapunk: exeggcute: satire is “I’m going to take this concept to an extreme or absurd level in order to demonstrate how bizarre/nonsensical/illogical it is” and not “I said something bigoted but just kidding I didn’t really mean it hahaha”
nudeworldorder2: School use of nude punishments is still controversial with parents. But not all who object think it’s too harsh or degrading. Some are mainly concerned that it will turn their kids off nudity.
Lol I was not ready for this but Nicole looks qt.
thedarqness: devils-pretty-whore: sin-hard: fackyouworld: crvstals: ☯ grunge ☯ ✘Bad Kids Never Die✘ ☠ You’re Not Hardcore Unless You Live Hardcore ☠ ☾☨Itsy bitsy spider dropped acid in the park☨☾ rather be dead than
durnesque-esque:boneforlife:durnesque-esque:If you’re ok with using the word “feminazi” please just unfollow me. I don’t feel like reblogging the offending post, but I’m not kidding. Don’t disrespect either the feminist movement or the reality
