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eozoic: vua: foreverisreal: miggster: Everlasting. i do not understand this is really fucking me up how is it moving and staying in the same place fuck you all fuck off fuck off fuck off What is life I think im going. Crazy my brain cannot handle
significunts: loserslol: curlymetlou: im watching lilo and stitch right now and i forgot how much this ratchet hoe and her little followers piss me off like shut the fuck up do you know how fucking cool lilo is shes got a fucking indestructible alien f
lunatrap: same clothes, almost same make up, same person… look at the power of not giving up… thanks science!!! thanks for fixing something that god (if he exist) fucked up since the begining…hormones are a blessing, and im happy to be in a society
So in DND my party got shrunken down and put into a dollhouse nightclub and had no clue what was going on until charlie and sam found them and charlie being the lil shit he is HAS to pick the house up and mess with itwhile it didnt last long it was really
Kitty!!!!!!! <3 Damm boi im skinny x3 Last picture tonigth im so tired D: fml ._.
Just me looking the way u would too if u got fucked by Chris (PureTS) 23cm giant monster cock, Its was a blast and my best sex experience ever for sure and its will stay that way for long im sure about that… only thing im sad about we ended up
Do you ever just like, lay in bed and you shift into a position and suddenly you’ve just accepted that you want to die there because it’s just so fucking comfortable
i am so hype and also cant help but to laugh because @synnesai already got me my birthday/christmas presents IN FUCKING OCTOBER and literally sent them to me already and im like HOLY SHIT and she keeps hyping me up by saying its something awesome and
malafight: malafight: bleh so im sick, im broke, and im stressed the fuck out i have บ to get me to next wednesday and my internet is shut off if anyone feels up to helping out, here is information about art/writing commissions and here is information
theres a huge fucking cricket on my door and i dont have the guts to kill it and im actually gonna be late for school because of this shit
*slowly wakes up to my puppy for once actually curled up nuzzling in my side* Omg I’m blessed..* moves away a lil to get up but then shewakes up and crawls over and stretches her whole body on top of mine, resting her head on my shoulder/chest*Fuck
aphobic-soundwave: aphobic-soundwave: “if somebody becomes panicked when you accuse them of lying theyre obviously not telling the truth” shut up ugly im a survivor who got punished for shit i never did all the time of fucking course im gonna panic
unsuccessfulmetalbenders: it is mid fucking september im supposed to be waking up to a cold morning chill and the smell of pumpkin flavored everything and thinking abt what toasty ass sweater im gonna wear not waking up feeling as though satan has been
My spotify playlist is all fucked up. I need a sonic enema. what the fuck even is this. im looking at my playlists and it’s a fucking abomination. why do I even pay for this shit. so i can listen to bullshit. fucking hate spotify.
knifeandlighter:it’s almost 1:30 in the morning and my neighbor is playing wanted dead or alive by bon jovi at full volume. fucking tired of texas. i’d tell him to turn it off, but im reasonably sure he’s just waiting for an excuse to round up
sociohazard: [kaneda voice] yama u fucking asshole i cant believe u. this is ur worst fuck up yet. im out five bucks to that little shit sitting right over there, because u couldnt do a fucking swerve on mario cart. i cant believe u. this friendship
i find that theres way too many men and ladies out there who have their priorities all fucked up. 1 thing about me? i love HARD. very very hard. im a fan of old school love. if youre not down w/ that? then im not interested at all. im not a fan of this
missmikalo: jehovahhthickness:This is nothing but FACTS. fuck you im gonna remember this dumb ass frog and its dumb ass waiting coochie next time im about the get the good bone and i s2g my pussy will dry up so fast and ruin everything you people are
ghirahim: techno4tomcats: People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer No seriously #i’m never gonna be able to look at one of these without laughing #because fisk is the banana daddy im gonna throw up im laughing so hard fuck
deebott: Heres some stills of some new videos im gonna up load tomorrow. Dont be too harsh Im rusty lol and also that blue toy is way too fucking big I wanna do more blowjob vids but not while struggling with that big ass blue toy so be dolls and buy
pochowek:fuckin.. shut up. Shut up. im looking at jars on ikea.com shut the fuck up.
sasukeapologist: you would think that shorter hair means less horrendous bedhead but im here to confirm that shorter hair means you wake up looking like a low budget render of sasuke uchiha
alt-j: blondepandemic: darrynek: alt-j: what should i do on the plane fuck the plane DO!!!NOT!!!!!FUCK!!!!!!THE!!!!PLANE!!!!!!!!!!! im gonna fuck the plane
kaytee-cakes: a-bacon-of-hope: DON’T YOU FUCKING TELL ME hE DIDN’T LOVE HER don’t YOU FucKING DARE TELL ME THAT NO IM STILLS SO FUCKING ANGRY ABOUT JO GODDAMMIT
vvhaleshark: I come home from a six hour drive from Los Angeles back to my house and im fuckin hungry so im gonna make a quesadilla right and i sprinkle the fucking cheese on the tortilla right and i put it in the microwave except the microwaAVE ISNT
who-the-fuck-let-me-have-a-blog: sherloquent: so im like FUCK YOU FUCKING TWAT shit is that paparazzi act cool martin aaact coooool This is twelve times funnier if you read it in reverse order
dennys: teenygiraffe: hetastucklovechild: dennys: good luck, crispies OKAY IM GOING TO SAY SOME SHIT ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW. IT WORKED. IT FUCKING WORKED I WAS ON TUMBLR AND THOUGH ‘well fuck it might as well i mean i need the fucking A in science’
isis-: #dean in the last one is just like #dammit # i am so fucking #OVER #finding shit like this #fucking eyeball soup #nope #fuck this shit #im done #while sams just like #thats gross
eli-sin-g: sin-me-the-fuck-up: @eli-sin-g i did it!! im actually really mad bc this is so much better irl but my crap camera cant pick it up im sorry!!! OHMIGOSH THEY’RE SO CUTE OMGGGGG <3 <3 AAAAAA XD
grawly: grawly: grawly: im laughgin imagine an actual spongebob/evangelion crossover *spongebob voice* im so fucked up……….. DAYAYAYAYAHAHAHAHA
energyprison:if youre “career driven” fucking grow up. im hanging out driven. im goofin off driven. im grabbin a bite driven
puppy-shorts: my new thing apparently is when im really fucked up i just hold my fucking dick like just cram my hand down there and hold it and keep talking like im not doing anything weird
lovemysis-88: what the fuck bro, youre cumming im ny pussy! im not on the pill, what if i get knocked up??
hi-im-johny: Hey guys just got beat the fuck up by hi-im-dan. I’ve been in an abusive relationship for quite a while now and it’s only ever been emotional and mental abuse. But today he crossed the line and placed his hands on me. I had to keep locking
kabobulance: DO YALL THINK ITS FUCKING OKAY TO JUST CASUALLY PUT OUT A NEW TRAILER WITH NO FUCKING WARNING DO U KNOW WHAT U HAVE DONE I AM ON THE FUCKING FLOOR AND I CANNOT GET UP SOMEBODY BETTER CALL LIFE ALERT RIGHT FUCKING NOW BECAUSE I CANNOT
drinkthingsthrough: shmaltz: myvegansoul: keinepopsongs: An elephant got caught on security camera picking up trash and putting it in a garbage can MY HEART JUST FUCKING BROKE FUCK FILTHY ASS USELESS FUCKING HUMANS LOOK AT THIS ELEPHANT !!! ELEPHANTS
grantgills: dionne-warlock: themercuryjones: Educational porn from His Lover’s Son. Im fucking pissed cause porn dialogue is like 90% improvised and if this fucker made this shit up 90seconds before plowing his dick into thay twink im sueing
kryptoziall: Sometimes im okay, right i think im okay but then i have flashbacks of this and reality fucks up my life
Good lord this is fucking absurd :( one minute im perfectly happy, life is good seconds later im in a chasm of sadness wondering how i fucked up so badly its annoying and needs to stop
scotchtapeofficial: dwaynethemockjohnson: wizardshark: paper-mario-wiki: it’s so fucked up at there’s only like 25 blimps in the entire world 24 now it’s so fucked up that there’s now only 23 blimps left in the world im not even a blimp
officialjohnegberts: alongcameatom: solluxcaptor: johnbootybert: professorgoogoo: John messes up. John you idiot NOO THIS MADE ME REALLY SAD?? NO YOU DUN FUCKED UP JOHN I’M GOING TO FUCKING MURDER A BITCH. ICANT IM SO TRIGGERED THIS FUCKED
jess-b-xo: so im watching the exclusive directors’ roundtable that comes with the infinity war digital release and they set up a video chat with taika so he could join in on the roundtable discussion and they fucking dressed the ipad up in his fucking
1fuckedupkid: tyleroakley: staticsosa: I done fucked up. You done fucked up. rotfl im wrong for laughing at this poor dog
blueeyesburnerblog-deactivated2:It’s so fucking cold outside that I had to go tanning 🥶Im finally starting to warm up on the outside! Now I just need a few nice loads to warm me up on the inside 😈#me like/reblog if you’d warm me up from the
cumbemypet: smuttxt: Im going to tie you up and FUCK you till you beg me to stop! and then… I’m going to fuck you some more. I’m going to fuck you until I feel full… Way beyond the point of where you are crying. I’m going to fuck your soul.
Seriously I let you live with me rent free Do not fucking wake me up at 430 in the morning when I have to be up at 8 Just because the guy you wanted to fuck doesnt want to hangout anymore Im fucking pregnant and sick and dont wanna deal I just wanna sleep
I KNEW THE RUBY AND SAPPHIRE SONG THAT PLAYED AT THE END OF KEYSTONE MOTEL WOULD BE CALLED RECONCILIATION I JUST FUCKING KNEW IT IM SO HAPPY AHHHH ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP
scraggay: darkdaysbrightnights: scraggay: MY MOM FED ME COOKIES WITH MILK IM GONNA SHIT UP A FUCKING STORM WHY CANT SHE DO ANYTHING RIGHT OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER GIVING YOU COOKIES AND MILK ARREST HER IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT YOU PIECE
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