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“i just spent TWO INCREDIBLE HOURS in the shower. it was my first time squirting and it happened fiiiveeee times. my legs are still shaking. oh my goodness, if it wasn’t for your tips that would *not* have happened!” - Anon Previously:
“This is weird, but when I do certain exercises, I can orgasm! Like if I do certain kinds of ab crunches, or if I do chin-ups and hold it and pull my legs up it happens! Yeah, it makes exercising a lot more fun, but was wanting to know if this
In the survey I asked if people experienced female ejaculation…59% No, never18% I’m not sure13% It’s happened, but it’s a rare occurrence8% Yep, I squirt sometimes2% I basically can’t help but squirtWhat makes it happen?53%
cindersk: “What would happen if I squeezed your throat and growled all the things I want to do to you as you were helpless in my hands while you fucked me? Would you like it?” “What would happen if I squeezed your cock with my hot throbbing cunt
heartlesshippie: asunlessnight: I hate it when that happens!! Get it right, vending machine man! I would die if this happened to me. The Truly Evil person is the inventor of Diet Coke with it’s Fake Sugar >O!
blackbulls-whitegirls-bliss: ingtld: This is even more difficult for guys who aren’t cuckolds but if cheating is going to happen it’s better if it happens like this. Submissive and beta guys do have to accept this and masturbating over porn that
So according to Ian’s words, if change your mind is the end of steven’s story, then is it crazy to suggest future episodes might finally break the dreaded Steven’s POV rule? I mean rebecca said it herself that the scene with the split
positivebeatsthenegative: cardiocutie: Guys you don’t understand how awesome this is. This pattern happens everywhere. It happens on flowers and pinecones absolutely vegetables, it happens all around you. If you don’t think that’s like the realist
fluffy-omorashi: Desperation story that happened today lol.. no wetting though! So idk if this happens to people, but sometimes if I stay in one position for to long not moving I can’t feel my bladder filling up (mainly it’s when I’m sitting).
writing-prompt-s: You gain a magic coin that can grant wishes, but only if you flip it. If it lands on heads, your wish is granted, but if it lands on tails, the opposite of your wish happens.
just-shower-thoughts: If I see something happened 15 years ago I think it’s a long time. If I see that same date happened in 2002 I think of it as much more recent.
boringshiksa: Never thought it would happen, but I’m so glad it did. If you read this and you have pictures and you and your favourite~ musician/athlete etc post in the replies. omg I’m so jealous, but so happy that it happened to you <3~
sliddersladder: did this just happen
jordan-reet: It didn’t hurt, it was alittle messy I won’t lie about that, but hurting was the last thing that happened. It felt great. If it does or doesn’t happen on the boat I’m still going to be wishing I could hold you in my arms when Im
if i said this to any of my female friends, i would get a ridiculous 10 minute “lecture” about how i hate women, and think women deserve to have no rights and/or respect.i…am unsure how they make that giant leap, but it happens.
what happens if u dye over silver hair??
if my jokes offend you: i’m sorry it won’t happen again 1 & 2 are lies you’re a pussy
whadupjamieboy: If it’s meant to happen, it’s gonna happen. But if it doesn’t happen, then obviously God doesn’t want that shit in your life.
If that happens often on their show I may break down and watch it. Nah, I’ll just wait for the ass shots to show up on tumblr.
pocky-town: animauxing: Is it my accent? It’s my fucking accent, isn’t it? the same thing happens to me! I too wonder if it is my accent or if it happens to Native English speakers also Don’t worry, it happens to native speakers too. I can
tonedbellyplease: cardiocutie: DONT PUT TIME LIMITS ON YOUR GOALS. JUST WORK TOWARDS YOUR GOALS AND IT WILL HAPPEN. DONT LET THE FACT THAT IT WONT HAPPEN STOP YOU FROM TRYING BECAUSE THEN YOULL GET ABSOLUTELY NO WHERE. WHO CARES IF IT TAKES LONGER THAN
journaling-junkie: I wonder if I compliment a lot of people’s shoelaces one of them will finally tell me they stole them from the President. Either that, or most of them will think I’m a weirdo with a shoelace fetish.
phantomoftheparadise: Anyway if someone comes to you and tells you that they’re being abused, don’t “talk to their abuser” without their consent. Like… that seems obvious but I’ve seen it happen and had it happen to me personally and it’s
If Mitt Romney wins can we pretend that it didn't happen and keep Obama as our Tumblr's President.
thesquirrelisonfire: positivebeatsthenegative: cardiocutie: Guys you don’t understand how awesome this is. This pattern happens everywhere. It happens on flowers and pinecones absolutely vegetables, it happens all around you. If you don’t think
strangewiththepowertochange: positivebeatsthenegative: cardiocutie: Guys you don’t understand how awesome this is. This pattern happens everywhere. It happens on flowers and pinecones absolutely vegetables, it happens all around you. If you don’t
chiltons-kidney:urdchama:cardiocutie: cardiocutie: Geometric space art. Guys you don’t understand how awesome this is. This pattern happens everywhere. It happens on flowers and pinecones absolutely vegetables, it happens all around you. If you don’t
radiantquotes: “Timing is everything. If I’ve learned anything in the past year it’s that if it’s meant to be it will happen. If you’re meant to be with someone it will happen. Have patience.” —
i-will-call-you-sir: i-will-call-you-sir: If TV has taught me anything, it’s that miracles always happen to poor kids at Christmas. It happened to Tiny Tim, it happened to Charlie Brown, it happened to the Smurfs, and it’s going to happen to us.
nataliedormersource: Have you noticed people taking secret photos of you? It happens. And it’s not really ideal. The times it’s happened to me and it’s been an unfortunate situation, I go up to the person and say, “How would you feel if I did
firelordzuko: I don’t know if Momma was right, or if it’s Lieutenant Dan. I don’t know if we each have a destiny, or if we’re all just floating around accidental-like on a breeze. But I think maybe it’s both. Maybe both is happening at the
What happens when I brush my curly hair….
thegeminisage: urdchama: cardiocutie: cardiocutie: Geometric space art. Guys you don’t understand how awesome this is. This pattern happens everywhere. It happens on flowers and pinecones absolutely vegetables, it happens all around you. If you
sissy-gurlz: Reblog if you agree. The perfect submissive experience. It’s out there, it’s worthy of your pursuit gurl. But you’re going to need to pursue it. It won’t happen otherwise. Be a woman of action sissy, make it happen. First off,
if we follow each other i expect you to want to be friends with me i talk to like four out of thirty five make it happen bitches
if-i-could-see-thru-ur-eyes: Everyone has fear, worry and doubts… It’s what happens when we try to read each other’s minds. Open communication is important…and finding someone that not only loves the good things about you but accepts those moments
jonrsnow: I don’t date. I’m either with someone or I’m not. I can’t be bothered with all that fannying around. Guy Code? Seriously? If it’s ain’t screwed down and no-one’s looking, go for it mate. If it’s going to happen, it’ll happen
If it turns out he traveled to other dimensions,this surely had to happen.
i honestly feel so confused when people ask me like “you actually play those games?” like wtf no, i don’t play these games i am devoted to these games get away from me you filthy casual
if i ever get murdered i hope i look fabulous as it’s happening, i dont wanna die looking terrible u kno
it seems like every time I post a happy headcanon, I always get a couple messages about ‘well what if this horrible thing happen huh??’ Like shit man, I’m just tryin to have some good vibes, I don’t want some angst when I feelin good ya know?Though
aromantic-garnet: frostykatcreations: …this is how the episode went right? (hey guys I haven’t posted in forever what’s good) …shout-out to something i made getting 1,000+ notes??? fuck, y’all it’s usually a good day if i get more than 5
“You can’t control the Universe. You are the water, not the rock.” But actually, after a very long time, if it keeps going, the water will eventually shape the rock. You don’t realize it at first but it’s happening, it happens every second.
adelleandlaura4ever: adelleandlaura4ever: grin-n-sin: Exactly. Just be patient. And if you don’t expect it you can even find your soulmate… It happened to me… @adelle4ever And It happened to me too ❤️❤️❤️@dreamiingofit
noinkplease: Oh…. Oh my… It’s gonna happen http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=25911481 If somebody has an account there, I guess you can learn more about it. omg When it does happen, please blog about it some more
deduction-to-seduction: gruffen: sjham16: gruffen: gruffen: should i post it i posted it comment section or it didn’t happen if i get one more person asking me what happened i will chokeslam your soul i got a single like and a lot of funny
I always manage to creep myself out at unhelpful times
