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do-not-open-til-christmas: You know, kid, most guys need a mirror to watch themselves being fucked.
girlsofmoonlight: YOU GUYS, I AM NOT FUCKING KIDDING, THERE IS HORROR MUSIC PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND OF THIS SCENESERIOUSLY, CLICK ON EPISODE 22 AND GO TO 9:20 AND WATCH THIS SCENEAND JUST TRY TO TELL ME WATCHING THE USUAL SPORTS ANIME DRAMATICS WITH
cheesydicks-blog: ipgd: im trying something new it’s called “not giving anything even approaching a FUCK about proper anatomy or fixing any of my mistakes” anyway someone requested more of this garbage so i did it You captured my favourite Kid
frawgs:if ur rich send me money i’m not even kidding wtf are u going to do with it? buy another kitchen island fuck you
mixedican: jakemorph: jakemorph: i think having a spiderman costume as a kid is a universal experience and THAT is toby ma fucking guire’s influence “toby maguire spiderman movies sucked” theyre not for YOU!! theyre for ME AGED APPROXIMATELY 8
thechaoticgalaxy: stegosoreus: eijiroukun: eijiroukun: Yall rlly need to stop sexualizing the kids. And not just the girls. I see you nasty fuckers drawing the boys all sweaty and shirtless. Fuck off they’re 15 Yall won’t reblog this but go and
coolxatu: spiritworld: westfriend: Watch a toy goose fucking beg for his life ok but have you ever seen a small kid interact w an animal before? honestly i think this is a good way to teach them how to not hurt pets
briannathestrange: A real, actual, I-am-not-fucking-lying-to-you-this-truly-happened moment from the Christmas special Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa
grandtheft-autotune: sting-rae11: Okay no. This shit is so fucking satisfying. I can not tell you the joy it brings me when an underage kid tries to buy GTA and when I tell them they need a parent, they go get said parent, and then I say “hey, this
yoshiki-hub: DVA: Not So Rough Animation Here’s That animation i promised kids, but unfortunately tumblr is fucking shitty and you can fully view it on my twitter instead, Link Below ———————————————————————
sting-rae11: Okay no. This shit is so fucking satisfying. I can not tell you the joy it brings me when an underage kid tries to buy GTA and when I tell them they need a parent, they go get said parent, and then I say “hey, this game is rated M for
wendycorduroy: crtter: snaxattacks: bogleech: Whether you like Freddys or not, this is something pretty fucking awesome right here. If I said when I was a kid “I want to make my own video game, all by myself, and there’ll be toys and Halloween
donaldsterlingsshriveledpenis: You know how many times I’ve called my mom a bitch or a hoe in my life? Not one goddamn time what the fuck is wrong with these kids
hankpeters: bigopinion: supakitsune: dicks-oak: lostbeth: This is what I tell stupid teenage kids on the buss who think they’re better then me. A year or two does not constitute a different generation. You grew up in the same generation. Fucking
accidentalpornblog: realmenarehairy: Holy fucking shit. This kid lives down the street. Tiny dick though Excuse me, hunty. 8 inches is not small in my book. And I’m pretty sure I don’t live near you.
sherbies: it’s not christmas until you see that campbell’s soup commercial from like ten years ago with that snowman who melts into that freckled kid who is somehow a-okay after being a fucking snowman in the middle of 10 degree weather
starrlet: onedirectaddiction: ARE YOU KIDDING ME wow what the actual fuck excuse u but there’s 5 of them it’s not harry and the band ok
iwishihadafather: so my cat is meowing like crazy in the kitchen and so i go to see whats up and i walk in on this so naturally im like “what the fucking hell” and go and look out the window and ARE YOU KIDDING ME THIS IS NOT ROMEO AND JULIET
generalbri: mammacarnage: sting-rae11: Okay no. This shit is so fucking satisfying. I can not tell you the joy it brings me when an underage kid tries to buy GTA and when I tell them they need a parent, they go get said parent, and then I say “hey,
miracleoforacles:lordnybbler: bloglikeanegyptian: inkalypse: ARE YOU FLIPPING KIDDING ME “a young british thief teams up with the thieves” WHY WHYYYYYYY WHYYYYYYYYYYY The fuck!!!!!!!! It’s called Ali Baba and the 40 Thieves not Lord
sekajiku: i guess i’m not working chronologically haha. here’s the first pic if you missed it: link oooohhhh i love me some fucked up kids
localteenager: I really hate when parents don’t respect their kids personal space or boundaries and then get offended or upset when you get mad or they act like its nothing because they’re your parents. They are your children not your fucking
inimicaldolly: haxorsparx: HERE YOU GO: DON’T BE SELFISH AND FEED YOUR ANIMALS THE CORRECT FOOD THEY NEED TO BE FED I fucking despise people who do this shit I’m not even kidding.
thefandomhatchery: bochelly: pennkoad: ellievhall: Superhero families take their kids back to school. [source] Oh! I love that game I want to play it too NOT OKAY I literally shouted fuck you too
sharonabot9000: filialpail replied to your post: sharooonaaa get back on that tablet and draw alien kids humping RIGHT NOW REQUESTING VRISKA TOPPING THE FUCK OUT OF TAVROS because I can’t reply to you for whatever reason on my main account. im not
pinkholic: gallifrey-feels: fuckyou-imma-unicorn: “millions of deaths a year” you have got to be fucking kidding me right. they barely get 100 a year, let alone millions.. and sharks as a whole are 4th most dangerous, not just the great white itself..
onlyblackgirl:lordnybbler:bloglikeanegyptian:inkalypse: ARE YOU FLIPPING KIDDING ME “a young british thief teams up with the thieves” WHY WHYYYYYYY WHYYYYYYYYYYY The fuck!!!!!!!! It’s called Ali Baba and the 40 Thieves not Lord Crumpets
spoopy-eneko: bogleech: Whether you like Freddys or not, this is something pretty fucking awesome right here. If I said when I was a kid “I want to make my own video game, all by myself, and there’ll be toys and Halloween costumes and lunchboxes
spacesharq: vergess: HOLY SHIT HOW IS IT THAT THERE’S NOT SOME LIKE LINKS OR SOMETHING HERE OKAY SIT BACK KIDS LET’S TALK ABOUT THESE REAL LIVE FUCKING DRAGONS THEY ARE LITERALLY CALLED FLYING DRAGONS, THAT IS THEIR NAME. OR, IF YOU’RE MORE SCIENCEY,
juicyjessica567: Married Man: “Oh fuck yeah, baby! I wanna cum in you so bad!” Babysitter: Hmph… He’s hot, rich and married with kids. Should I tell him I’m not on birth control now or later?
wollowock: sting-rae11: Okay no. This shit is so fucking satisfying. I can not tell you the joy it brings me when an underage kid tries to buy GTA and when I tell them they need a parent, they go get said parent, and then I say “hey, this game is
keepcalmimspidey: rebecca-dearest: proudreally: This is too good not to reblog Are you kidding me don’t fuck with English majors…
surethattotallyhappened: onamelancholyhill: It’s not a fansite or a tumblr blog. It’s TVGuide publishing this. Doesn’t it speak volumes?? I think it does. are you actually fucking kidding me I dont care I still love the show
rottenlilchloe: sup bitches? so i decided to make a tumblr since it seems that’s what all the cool kids are doing these days… not really how to use this thing yet tho. for any of you little sluts that don’t already know me i’m a fucking goddess
rizadyke:The fact that Asami was a rich kid/is a fucking CEO and Korra has not worked an actual job ever…..you KNOW when they’re on dates Korra is like “idk how much to tip so I’m gonna give the waitress 赨 she seems nice” and Asami is
onlyblackgirl:lordnybbler: bloglikeanegyptian: inkalypse: ARE YOU FLIPPING KIDDING ME “a young british thief teams up with the thieves” WHY WHYYYYYYY WHYYYYYYYYYYY The fuck!!!!!!!! It’s called Ali Baba and the 40 Thieves not Lord Crumpets
gottabreedthemall: If you’re trying to conceive, why not document the process?Protip: The resulting DVD is probably a pretty fucked up birthday gift for your kid. Especially if its dad is also its grandfather.
shuckl: vergess: HOLY SHIT HOW IS IT THAT THERE’S NOT SOME LIKE LINKS OR SOMETHING HERE OKAY SIT BACK KIDS LET’S TALK ABOUT THESE REAL LIVE FUCKING DRAGONS THEY ARE LITERALLY CALLED FLYING DRAGONS, THAT IS THEIR NAME. OR, IF YOU’RE MORE SCIENCEY,
reannmallari: joshislegit: omgxnaaaate: kimluvzsecks: awwniiiigga: thatkidjayzee: this heart is for you ;] ohhhh shit, thats fucking dope! skillz whoas DUDE THATS FUCKIN FUN TO DO LOL. im not even kidding. o_o this shiiit is dope . LOOK
o-eheu: vergess: HOLY SHIT HOW IS IT THAT THERE’S NOT SOME LIKE LINKS OR SOMETHING HERE OKAY SIT BACK KIDS LET’S TALK ABOUT THESE REAL LIVE FUCKING DRAGONS THEY ARE LITERALLY CALLED FLYING DRAGONS, THAT IS THEIR NAME. OR, IF YOU’RE MORE SCIENCEY,
mixedican: jakemorph: jakemorph: i think having a spiderman costume as a kid is a universal experience and THAT is toby ma fucking guire’s influence “toby maguire spiderman movies sucked” theyre not for YOU!! theyre for ME AGED APPROXIMATELY
how you pro-life and anti-vaxx? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO is it fuck them kids or not
pornosophical: grayclouds: what the fuck is wrong with you people. sex ed isn’t showing porn to 4 year olds, sex ed does not open kids up to abuse. sex ed, sexual EDUCATION, can in fact be taught to young children without featuring any sexually explicit
benepla: erikkillmongerdontpullout: kid-umbra: lesbianshepard:why is reylo drama the FUNNIEST fucking thing ever you ain’t about to clip shit from that post and not include the peak of realty-challenged self-victimizing white womanhood Bruuuuuuuh
didanthology:multiplicityandme: deoxyribonucleics: on wednesday someone in my class asked what schizophrenia was and these were the exact words my teacher said im not fucking kidding:“schizophrenia, or bipolar as its called, is when you have like…
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